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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Landon currently trying to decide whether he shits in the toilet and vomits on the floor, or shits on the floor and vomits in the toilet.
 
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Smecker said:
Dumbgay is like a pokemon, but instead of screaming his name he’s just constantly remixing the same four lines while slurring his words.

“ You ain’t friends in here!” “If dat red haired Russian doesn’t stop helping him I’m boxing him!!” Etc etc.
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Also known as Alex B syndrome
 
Bingo Bongo 24 said:
I dont think his dad has a phobia of people getting hit. He just say how fucked up bashir was after the last fight
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Bashir just clarified it was because he got hit in the head and they were checking for concussions. That would scare a parent.

Bashir takes giving his word very seriously so I don't think he will box.
 
Aidan said:
Bashir said his dad would have a heart attack because his dad "has a phobia of hitting people's heads" and sent a TTS about this at some point. So yeah Bashir is respecting his dad's phobia and not going to box. His lifestyle is not suitable for Fishtank.
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Ngl the dad TTS from his dad sounds like total bullshit. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I'd definitely like to see that clip.

You're absolutely correct that this shit is not compatible at all with his whole belief system.
 
Aidan said:
Bashir said his dad would have a heart attack because his dad "has a phobia of hitting people's heads" and sent a TTS about this at some point. So yeah Bashir is respecting his dad's phobia and not going to box. His lifestyle is not suitable for Fishtank.
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He already boxed Vance, and will tussle with Laura. He's probably making excuses. Hell, give him a helmet. They should be using them anyway.
 
ncarto23 said:
In the abstract, I dont care, it's just been, what? 22 days of just that? I mean everyone should get a turn, but was over it a while ago when its been so focused on Bashir.
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There are two points:
1: Again, Ben and Jet literally said they were going to coddle Drake until he wins for the audience they want to cater now
2: Yesterday the faggot nigger told Laura that Production wants him tortured and gone

So yeah, there you go. They won't focus on anyone else. Landon is gone, the twins are just in la-la land most of the time.

BUT

Bashir is a faggot ALL THE TIME. He has his highs, but holy shit he destroys his highs as soon as he gets them.
 
Pwuduckshun pwease pwuduckshun pwease!! Godddamn so many fish this season make plays with production defending them in mind. I stand behind this season being one of the best but holy fuck is that annoying. Idk if it's because we're missing a physically imposing member of production like Sam or what but the wiggers need to figure this part out.
 
SneakEnergy said:
I might be a pussy faggot but man it's uncomfortable seeing the whole house dogpile on Bashir.
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Naw you're a pussy faggot for other reasons my man. I'm right there with you. He's remained true to who he is, his faith, his beliefs, and has lost his cool less than anyone else in the house. He never threatened to quit, and has won challenge after challenge. He is a compelling person to watch and easy to root for. I really do hope he wins and overcomes all his barriers and obstacles.
 
crb said:
Bashir is a faggot ALL THE TIME. He has his highs, but holy shit he destroys his highs as soon as he gets them.
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You could see it in Jet and Ben's faces last night when both sieges happened. The second they went sideways for him he started crying to Ben and Jet, they just seem done with him. It's also obvious his thesis has something to do with his ability to rally support so they just want to fuck with that for shits and giggles now.
 
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