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Oh, Andrew. You just can't keep yourself from going full exceptional individual, can you? You should take a break from posting again.
Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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Movies can be used to inspire people. It's naive to think all movies are mindless trash. Anyways, here's Gregory Smith, a child prodigy who was first nominated for the nobel peace prize when he was twelve years old. He's your age now and he's been nominated five times. http://www.starwheels.com/infopage.php?pagename=gregorysmith
Aw, please don't threadban him. Watching exceptional individuals is what we're here for after all.
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I, unlike Gandalf, have no power here. I can only threadban people in the Parlour.
I wouldn't threadban him anyway. He'll be lucky if he stays out of irl trouble, though, with all the ill-advised "jokes" he keeps making.
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I hope he finally got some sleep last night.
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I'm laughing my ass off because this asshole keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole. I have never heard someone use the term "murder suicide" in the way he claims. Nah, goy boy over here just tried to backpedal so hard. He did threaten to murder and then kill himself, cause that's the kind of faggot he is.
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The cognitive dissonance between "I don't even kill mosquitos" and "I could Death-Murder-Kill you" is stunning.
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Can you post the poems you wrote for the male friend with whom you became obsessed? I think I asked earlier in the thread but got no response.
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I've obtained one of the many that he wrote.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I would like to touch weeners
I know you do too"
Sorry for double posting, but @Dynastia did you really let the popo know that this fucker threatened to murder us and kill himself?
Edit to add: hey @tamarlover. Where have you been, jerking off to gay porn?
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Maybe the cops actually did pay him a quick visit and his parents are pissed about that? lol
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Well when he inevitably comes back we'll find out.
He'll probably be proud of how he talked those cops down and got away with a "slap on the wrist".
He'll probably be proud of how he talked those cops down and got away with a "slap on the wrist".
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It's funny, cause I think it probably just boils down to Andrew not being allowed to be on this site, and his parents found out and freaked the fuck out.
What's even funnier, if that train of thought is true, is that dipshit came on to rate my one post :powerlevel:.
Either that or he's trying to look cool, and imply the cops came and he's not getting raped in jail yet. Operate word "yet".
What's even funnier, if that train of thought is true, is that dipshit came on to rate my one post :powerlevel:.
Either that or he's trying to look cool, and imply the cops came and he's not getting raped in jail yet. Operate word "yet".
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Wow, that's pretty gay. I wonder what Tamar would think of that. @tamarlover does she know you're into men?
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I'm assuming Andrew's parents told him to stop posting again. He is still online constantly and is currently lurking Tamar's thread.
Also I'm reposting this because it makes me lol
Also I'm reposting this because it makes me lol
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- lol cuck
- Rape is bad, mmkay?
- [EDIT] lol he rated me off topic, salty much?
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why did u post this?
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Dude, your parents clearly want you to stop posting here. Otherwise you wouldn't post such inane shit. How does your butthole feel? Remember this feeling. Cause when you get locked up, your ability to control your butthole will become non existent.
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Oh look, real Jews.
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Because I am tired of the drama. And I am not the bad guy in this story. I am not the violent one nor the dangerous one. And I never cursed the people here to die. I could keep arguing with you all and refuting the stupid things you say, but it is a waste of time, and it is exhausting mentally. You guys keep up with constant false assumptions about me and speculations that aren't true. You don't know me and you make ridiculous assumptions about my reasons for doing things. Just because I don't respond or post or change my behavior doesn't mean something happened to me. If you must know, a little raven asked me to stop posting on the thread. And besides, the situation was escalating due to false statements, so I decided the best course of action was to simply stop posting with the hope that that would calm things down again. Now a get a life people. And i'm just going to warn you now. I'm not a killer. The real people you should be worried about are the ones who are threatening Joshua right now and cursing him to die. I was threatened by Marshall last year that his friends would assault me on his behalf. I am concerned for Joshua's wellbeing, because I wouldn't put it past Marshall or his friends to assault Joshua or kill him. So you might want to be careful who you are dealing with. Also keep in mind, even if you think they are stupid, even stupid people can kill and assault. So my advice would be to quit while you are ahead or else you might enrage a man who is known for criminal violence and this may escalate and result in tragic consequences for some people.
I am going to do my best to try to deescalate the situation on my end of things. You've been warned. I hope nothing bad or horrible happens to anyone here because of this. I will seek to stop posting here for now. I will still be visiting the site to see what people are saying about me or Tamar or Marshall and to continue talking with a few people in private messages.
Because now things have escalated in my situation, and now its a guarantee that I am going to go to Virginia for a trial for this copyright lawsuit, I am preparing for the possibility of prison. I have to work overtime now to prepare for this. I'm getting therapy starting this Friday, and I have a temporary job lasting 2-4 weeks as a janitor starting at the end of this month. Don't make a fool of yourself and speculate silly things about me that you have no proof. Because you show yourself to be stupid when you say things that are 100% false.