🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 486 30.9%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 585 37.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 275 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 63 4.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 127 8.1%
  • Total voters
    1,573
Adam Warski is still better known and more beloved in the MTG community than The Quartering.
 
Hi, I'm Jeremy Hambley. Loving husband, and father of four (dogs).

You might better know me as political commentator, The Quartering. Maybe you've opened Pokemon cards with me on UM Media, raced with me on baseball dirt at RC Mania, or even gotten IT support from me on how to hide your sensitive files back in the day.

Now? I need YOUR support.

Turns out many people on the internet are getting the wrong kind of information. MISINFORMATION. Not about me, but someone I don't even consider a friend:

an acquaintance. A loose mutual, AT BEST.

That's a bridge too far, and this time: THEY'VE crossed the line.

That's why, tonight, Coffee Brand Coffee is proud to introduce Scorched Earth: Black Roast Coffee Legal Offense Fund Bundle

It's our darkest roast yet. Beans sourced from only the most litigious regions of the globe, then roasted until legally classified as charcoal. Each bag is infused with notes of bitterness, regret, and a subtle hint of pending litigation.

Then drizzled in fine Mrs. Butterworth’s maple syrup, because if you’re going to burn it, you might as well glaze it.

Each batch is lovingly hand packed, RIGHT HERE, on my plantation in the desert sands of Utah.


You won't just be helping my business break even: You'll be helping me GET even.

So won't you pitch in? Every 100 dollars counts. The neo-conservative centrist libertarian center is under attack by the woke left:

Stand up. Be counted.


THIS MESSAGE IS ENDORSED BY JEREMY HAMBLEY.
ANY RESEMBLANCE IN NAME TO A FAMOUS MCDONALD’S PRODUCT IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
VOID WHERE LEGALLY INCONVENIENT.
 
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Jay2U said:
Has Jer even denied being a cuck or swinger?
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No. He speaks derisively about it, but has not actually directly denied the allegations. I also can't find evidence of him directly claiming to be Christian himself. The closest statement I can find is him saying 'Christ is King', but by Jer's standards of weasel-words, that's not him claiming to be Christian.

Kakkerum420 said:
I still have a feeling that the ultimate Jer felt will not come from the Casino, it will come from the IRS.
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I think it begins with creditors, but might end up with the IRS. It's important to remember that everything Jer says is somehow dishonest or misleading, but depending on what he actually claims as tax-writeoffs or business expenditures, I'd be very surprised if he hasn't illegally mixed assets between himself and his LLCs. I think the most likely outcome is going to be that, in a similar fashion to the federal government, Jer has been taking out loans to pay off previous loans and kicking the accountability down the road as long as he can, hoping for some miracle cash windfall to materialize and pay the loans off. I would be in no way surprised if an IRS audit is triggered when his creditors come after what he owes them.
 
Does Jeremy have any technical skills or any real sort of career to fall back into the workforce if his current career fall apart? Would he even need to? Im sure he invested his 7-figure income into something tangible with returns and not just Rolex right?
 
Kier said:
Adam Warski is still better known and more beloved in the MTG community than The Quartering.
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Warski didn't stalk and serial harass an apparently beloved cosplayer for the grand crime of being a mildly attractive woman. That probably helps. :story:
 
Room Temp Shrimp said:
Does Jeremy have any technical skills or any real sort of career to fall back into the workforce if his current career fall apart? Would he even need to? Im sure he invested his 7-figure income into something tangible with returns and not just Rolex right?
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He has a Master's degree in marketing or some bullshit.

Which further proves the point that a person can be book smart and still be a complete and total retard.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
He has a Master's degree in marketing or some bullshit.
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Im sorry, I never delved much into Jeremy before, but you're telling me the genius who came up with Coffee Brand Coffee has a fucking Master's in marketing? What Indian diploma mill did this guy get his degree from?
 
Mr.Bucket said:
He has a Master's degree in marketing or some bullshit.

Which further proves the point that a person can be book smart and still be a complete and total retard.
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that would be true for normal people, but jeremy is not book smart, he has many times told us that he hasn't read a single book since grade school, and that he just got avarage grades in marketing(so probably coasting by on 18 and 19), after dropping out of some computer science major, becuase he was unable to code.
 
Uzumaki said:
TO BE FAIR, I don”t think there’s a person here where, if you publicly announced you were going to do something, found the entire lolcow watching community showed up to watch you do it, wouldn’t seriously reevaluate the wisdom of your plan.
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If I was confident enough in what I was doing in the dark I sure as hell wouldn't hesitate in the light. That ultimately is what it means to be a good person. Even if you're a retarded, loose cannon of a good person, the baseline assumption should be you can at least, for a MOMENT, show virtue.
 
Room Temp Shrimp said:
Im sorry, I never delved much into Jeremy before, but you're telling me the genius who came up with Coffee Brand Coffee has a fucking Master's in marketing? What Indian diploma mill did this guy get his degree from?
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He actually thought he was outsmarting everyone by pretending to be apolitical while still actually being political. He truly thought he was going to run an undercover right-wing coffee company that customers would use to infiltrate the coffee industry and take it over from the woke lefties ruining the country in the Biden era. It was never intended to actually be apolitical.

I really think Jer thought he was going to save America and become a billionaire business mogul in one brilliant scheme, and I'm not exaggerating.
 
I'll take Soy Filled Bitches for $400.

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