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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Landon was the king of friendtank. When fucking with production, there is no better. Him not backing down to Alex B threatening violence, keeping himself between Alex and Drake when things got hot, and beating that cringe trannies ass. He's probably the best Fish to like as a person. But now he's a broken man with out a tank because all of a sudden Jet has decided it needs to be Season 4's House of scum bags.

PhoneCharger said:
Last season we had like 3-4 people dogpiling the smallest fish in the house.
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Yeah and it fucking sucked there too. Angie was annoying personally, but middle of the road in terms of being boring. Her elimination was a feels bad moment that left the house with more boring Fish than entertaining. Season 4 didn't just suck because it got cancelled early, it was easily on the trajectory of being worse than Season 2, before they started having legal troubles.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Her elimination was a feels bad moment that left the house with more boring Fish than entertaining.
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Her issue was that she just burned every bridge possible in the house and expected Simptank would carry her a little further. She probably does survive if she touched Daniel's chub under the superbed blanket that one night.
 
Barbarians at the gate
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How are people still paying out to Landon? Is this a Drake-simp ploy to have an easy target in the finale? I like the guy but his role in this competition has run out.
 
The Twins have resolved to not give Bashir any candy but instead push him into attacking Landon. A good call. Helps resolve both issues and puts the ball in Bashir's court.

"Im not cutting my own arm off for this" -Bongo
 
Jackpot said:
The Twins have resolved to not give Bashir any candy but instead push him into attacking Landon. A good call. Helps resolve both issues and puts the ball in Bashir's court.

"Im not cutting my own arm off for this" -Bongo
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Smart play. Blane is a faggot for wanting to give him their resources.
 
Minorityreport said:
Yes hitting your head on something is almost always bad, I don't think this is new to even Ben or Jet.

The takedown that Drake went for was about as safe as you can make it, he didn't scoop Bashir's legs too far up, nor did he really walk through after securing the legs. I understand the worries about this becoming the meta, but this wasn't even the most dangerous thing that happened in the last 24 hours.
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Like others said, Drake did that super safely, he even took time to drag Bashir out of the corner when it got too dicey lol. He's pretty clearly trained and isn't tardfighting like most Fish would, he's probably the first Fish qualified to do this shit.
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The immense amount of glazing a failed actor is getting because he pulled off a doubleleg on some untrained muslim guy is insane. He was NOT in control, thats the whole reason it went from Livingroom->foyer->glassroom, and he couldnt even hold somebody down he had a 40-50lb advantage on. The biggest risk isnt the person who knows what theyre doing(questionable in this instance), its the untrained person doing something that hurts themselves. The most dangerous thing in the show is the physical shit that production allows to go on. It was more excusable when Sam was around because there was somebody who could actually break shit up and control a room, now its a bunch of doughy dopey wiggers lol.
 
Hennimore said:
Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the current batch of freeloaders. Surprisingly though Vimp has been a good partner for Bashir, she gave him some great advice earlier today that I think snapped him out of inaction.
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At this point I'd like to see Vimp as a BG2 NPC, if BG2 ever happens.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
The immense amount of glazing a failed actor is getting because he pulled off a doubleleg on some untrained muslim guy is insane. He was NOT in control, thats the whole reason it went from Livingroom->foyer->glassroom, and he couldnt even hold somebody down he had a 40-50lb advantage on. The biggest risk isnt the person who knows what theyre doing(questionable in this instance), its the untrained person doing something that hurts themselves. The most dangerous thing in the show is the physical shit that production allows to go on. It was more excusable when Sam was around because there was somebody who could actually break shit up and control a room, now its a bunch of doughy dopey wiggers lol.
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ElAbominacion said:
He wasn't really allowed to get a chokehold or an armbar, let alone a kimura move. It was going to move.
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Did you not see him moonsault bashir off the top rope and smash those fluorescent light tubes over his head?
 
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