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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
You know there are other grappling sports that jujitsu right? Pinning a somebody to the ground doesnt require a fucking submission hold, and its super easy when you outweigh them lol.
Drake is trained in jiujitsu; going by what he knows, those were the options. He executed a morotegari on the marble floor, which could have gone VERY wrong.
 
I'm struggling to watch anything in the bar at the moment, most of the freeloaders are not entertaining at all and are just making me uncomfortable, they are also sucking up attention from the real contestants. I don't want to watch these freaks.
 
The immense amount of glazing a failed actor is getting because he pulled off a doubleleg on some untrained muslim guy is insane. He was NOT in control, thats the whole reason it went from Livingroom->foyer->glassroom, and he couldnt even hold somebody down he had a 40-50lb advantage on.
You're conflating someones ability to hold a position with someone's ability to land a takedown, they are 2 very different things.
The biggest risk isnt the person who knows what theyre doing(questionable in this instance), its the untrained person doing something that hurts themselves.
What is Bashir going to do in that situation? Flop back like a retard? Or land on his ass like he did? He isnt double legging Ricky Berwick man.

The most dangerous thing in the show is the physical shit that production allows to go on. It was more excusable when Sam was around because there was somebody who could actually break shit up and control a room, now its a bunch of doughy dopey wiggers lol.
Partly agree, there is inherent danger in anything physical, including throwing liquids on eachother.
Sam was NOT there for every physical confrontation, and the wiggers seemed to do fine most of the time.
They are dumb with how they plan things, and a lot of it is on the spot and not thought out too well, but I think they can recognize direct physical danger just fine.
 
Kinda hoping for a kino twist. Like all along Bashir is in 2nd place candy. Or James isn't even 1st place.
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Ben brought in heaps of food. Whoever "eats the hardest - take that as you will" (Ben's exact quote) will win candy.
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Landon prepped to be raped.
 
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