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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
In 24 hours this man caused some of the greatest moments of the season, then dipped when it was impossible for him to ever top it. Nigga better go down as one of the GOATs and become a regular character in future seasons.
 
"Can ya' blaine me?' his last words as he leaves. We lost another soldier tonight, this isn't fair. He says it's for his own mental health.

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final thoughts on landon since he was my goat and i'm pretty divested in the show with Jet larping as the host, Ben clearly over the season and zero clarity on what happened with Bam. Not to mention two nontent spergs, an annoying pseud, and a chad whos failed up his whole life as finalists unless they bring in frank or sam at this point.

Landon getting knocked down by Ben was a highlight and maybe peak of the season and probably the beginning of the end. The wiggers introduced the boxing room at the perfect time to give everyone an opportunity for an arc. bring in someone to train them, have them prepare for the physical challenges, give landon an eye of the tiger montage, etc. leading up to a sober rematch with ben. instead they brought in a crackhead for two days without a plan to wrangle him and instead milked him for tts until they had to throw him out, let him and everyone else get blackout drunk every night and subsequently argue like drunks til they're throwing theyre shit and piss at eachother over a rigged candy collecting challenge, took away opportunities for them to compete last night by letting whatever the fuck happened with bam happen, and then finally rigging the final count for views on kick. I wouldn't be surpirsed if the huge amount of kick viewers and the site going down had something to do with the kick email and/or them rigging the elimination but i digress toobz. It was clear by last night that he realized binxie was useless and only going to keep him from sleeping and he was constantly hungover, exhausted, malnourished, had diarhea from the retarded gummy bear thing. I thin he realized that he was fucked last night or the night before either way and his poor debatably retarded body and mind gave out. I was on the edge of my seat watching the final push for bashirs candy.

Lost respect for bongo for the suicide shit and im tired of them being quirky chunguses in confessional for tts while content happens everywhere else. It was a great season in a lot of ways but per the usual it has fallen apart by the last week. instead of ATL black guys i guess Jet said fuck it and is flooding the house with egirls he wants to fuck. Super interested in finding out what happened with Bam but unless lettys friend is covered in piss and shit by the end of the night i really can't say if I'll be tuned in as much as i was before. Good posting with you retards if i don't again before the end. o7
 
>Freeloads
>Gets 4k
>Makes friends for life
>Fishtank hero for his goatness
>Doesn't wanna interact with fans
>Tells TTS to fuck themselves
>Heartwarming goodbye
>Trolls us on the way out

Blaniacs... It's been a good run.

Edit: holy shit
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