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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
As the twins fan, I'm happy that they are still in the tank but I'm dreading, knowing that their enemies are Bashir and Drake which are both really strong fish. If Blane wasn't there, I think they will be eliminated.

Now this is the time for them to take it seriously. Both twins have their own strength. Bongo is good at challenges and Bingo is more level-headed and can be the brain of the team. With Blane gone, they only have each other. Their fans support will be useless if they're not playing to their strength.
Kitty Cat Man said:
I think it'll be obvious a few months after the season what direction he wants to take shit. If he's doing streamer van gambling content with OF thots and Ac7ionman and shit then it's actually cooked.
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Jet tested IRL stream setup before S5 and we also see glimpses of what will come post S5 with his IRL Van. He said he wants to do some streaming content by gathering homeless people, putting them in the van, and let the TTS on. Personally, I don't mind if he wants to experiment streaming another type of content while waiting for S6. I just don't want him to lose focus and forgetting what made him successful which is Fishtank. I also want Bloodgames 2 in the summer.

The death nail for Fishtank will be when he decided to bring in a bunch of e-girls and internet personalities to Fishtank as a fish and I don't see that happening at the moment, not yet at least.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
The death nail for Fishtank will be when he decided to bring in a bunch of e-girls and internet personalities to Fishtank as a fish and I don't see that happening at the moment, not yet at least.
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You don't? My nigga Ice Poseidon's beard is literally on the show, on day 24 of a 30 day season when we should be getting Frank, homeless niggers, and random antagonists as freeloaders.
Some female fish from s2 is coming tomorrow as-per dumgay, so it's probably Trish coming to vibe-repair and be sexual, or Tay because she's been donating a bunch.

Jet also always says he's gonna do cool shit and then does the opposite, terrible track record with that. He said he'd fill the house and kick nontent and now the house has 3 men in it and one of them's a gay nigger, and most of the foids are boring e-girls.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
Jet also always says he's gonna do cool shit and then does the opposite, terrible track record with that. He said he'd fill the house and kick nontent and now the house has 3 men in it and one of them's a gay nigger, and most of the foids are boring e-girls.
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I hope the vibe repair day is the fish torturing the freeloaders into leaving, god damn they are so boring.
 
Bingo late night confessional notes:
-Wants to clear up that she did want to be on the show. She wasn't just dragged into it by Bongo, and doesn't know where that narrative came from.
-A tts tells her that Bongo is the one who said Bingo didn't want to come on the show. She responds that Bongo often misrepresents what she is actually thinking.
-She didn't watch the show as much as Bongo, but she is a fan.
-Doesn't want to leave. Wasn't relieved when she thought they were going home, she was just trying to keep it together for Bongo.
-Bongo was living with their dad for a year but moved back in with Bingo and their mom, worked two jobs to prevent them from being evicted.
-This caused Bongo to drink a lot and have frequent crashouts because she didn't have time to work on her art.
-The incest stuff is just a joke!
 
What happened with bingo's and bongo's dad? I saw comments saying that he took naked pictures of them, which is really dark, I also think I heard them say in confessional that they don't talk to him anymore so I'm a bit confused why one of them was living with him.
 
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Eddie is already gifting them donos, they're on the radar for selling out
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look imma be real with you chief, I don't know who Eddie is or what gifting donors means, I'm not too knowledgeable about Kick. What I do know is that Bingo is an absolute savage who didn't hesitate on that tripledog dare to eat the ketchup and mustard packets raw, what an absolute legend
 
Sap said:
What happened with bingo's and bongo's dad? I saw comments saying that he took naked pictures of them, which is really dark, I also think I heard them say in confessional that they don't talk to him anymore so I'm a bit confused why one of them was living with him.
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Their dad definitely abused them, so I hope it's something like they have a stepdad that they call "dad" who's divorced from their mom now. Their whole family situation seems fucked.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
You don't? My nigga Ice Poseidon's beard is literally on the show, on day 24 of a 30 day season when we should be getting Frank, homeless niggers, and random antagonists as freeloaders.
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I said as a fish. It's funny when some vapid e-girls thinking that being on Fishtank is gonna be a cakewalk and signed up as freeloader to end up leaving because of a bunch rabid autist keep harassing her. We see a couple of this example in S5 already and I wanna see it more. Fishtank is a place for autists.

As for Frank Hassle, what can he do anymore? Throw puke, piss, shit, pretending to be gay to trick a bisexual schizo black man to be his golem and ended up hanging in said black man discord server so he can act like a jilted ex-lover and accuse every man that collab with said black man to have anal sex with him? Bashir is right. After PeePeePooPoo Tank, what else can you do to the autist that stayed?

Frank hates Aryeh so much because he is a creep and a lazynigger who keep clinging to Fishtank to stay relevant but Frank himself is a creep and a lazynigger who keep clinging to Fishtank to stay relevant.
 
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I said as a fish. It's funny when some vapid e-girls thinking that being on Fishtank is gonna be a cakewalk and signed up as freeloader to end up leaving because of a bunch rabid autist keep harassing her. We see a couple of this example in S5 already and I wanna see it more. Fishtank is a place for autists.
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yeah this is funny and true, but the pool of e-girl matters here. jet's dipping his toes into the kick/OF pool, it's not really the same as casting someone like turbo or binx since the kick people know what to expect, and thrive off gay scripted nontent drama.

it's not as funny to see someone who's whole content is "get rabid autists to simp for me" get hassled as it is to see some random flunkie twitch streamer or washed up pornstar freak out after a burt encounter or whatever.
 
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A giant bald chicken appears to have broken into the tank (It's Vance)
 
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Kitty Cat Man said:
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Just to illustrate how raped kick is, fishtank has 4.5k on elimination night while shit is still happening and Ice's "bachelor" ripoff with a bunch of OF thots competing to see who gets to date a fat arab ex kick admin who's entire content is getting drunk and rambling at the camera is pulling over half that while nothing is happening and everyone's asleep.

kick is fucking AIDS, the numbers are all fake, they don't allow anything fun, and the money all comes from Eddie/Stake. it's twitch but it's a casino for kids instead of a porn site for kids.

I guess that's slightly better though, but it's like asking a hypothetical where both options are Hell.
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Its not looking good that they have Ice Poseidons girlfriend who fucking sucks and feels like fishtank might be dead from what Letty said how they are looking for new fans, if so thats gay as fuck.
 
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Bingo late night confessional notes:
-Wants to clear up that she did want to be on the show. She wasn't just dragged into it by Bongo, and doesn't know where that narrative came from.
-A tts tells her that Bongo is the one who said Bingo didn't want to come on the show. She responds that Bongo often misrepresents what she is actually thinking.
-She didn't watch the show as much as Bongo, but she is a fan.
-Doesn't want to leave. Wasn't relieved when she thought they were going home, she was just trying to keep it together for Bongo.
-Bongo was living with their dad for a year but moved back in with Bingo and their mom, worked two jobs to prevent them from being evicted.
-This caused Bongo to drink a lot and have frequent crashouts because she didn't have time to work on her art.
-The incest stuff is just a joke!
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isn't there a police report for their father recording them in the shower though?
 
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