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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Bashir is losing his mind. He spent 3 min in confessional before running back to his room because he's paranoid people will fuck with him.

He said that Laura threatened him with a knife and I have no memory of that happening
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I'm not here gooning to him is why. I'm here defending his beliefs and character. I judge him on his actions. He's not simp bait and I can guarentee you I'd withdraw my loyalty if he turned out to be like Mints at heart. I'm not just enjoying him because he's hot or has nice tits braids. You would have lambasted me if I had just thirst posted like a fucking retard because that's not a constructive way to think of people you admire. It's dishonorable. People who are only good at being attractive have nothing I want to look at. It's vapid. It's artifice. I enjoy interesting people.

I think he is a genuine person and even if I was a straight male, I'd feel the same way.

Total Bashir Love.
Holy shit she's starting to talk like him too, massive Bashir W
 
I'm not here gooning to him is why. I'm here defending his beliefs and character. I judge him on his actions. He's not simp bait and I can guarentee you I'd withdraw my loyalty if he turned out to be like Mints at heart. I'm not just enjoying him because he's hot or has nice tits braids. You would have lambasted me if I had just thirst posted like a fucking retard because that's not a constructive way to think of people you admire. It's dishonorable. People who are only good at being attractive have nothing I want to look at. It's vapid. It's artifice. I enjoy interesting people.

I think he is a genuine person and even if I was a straight male, I'd feel the same way.

Total Bashir Love.
u gon end up becoming his 2nd wife (1st is vimp)
 
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vimp is beat the fuck up
legs covered in bruises
 
Simply fascinating how much more palatable the women are in that country, personality-wise, compared to the men.
Have worked with Indian women for nearly 25 years. This couldn't be further from the truth.
Get a job with an Indian woman PM and you'll be praying for Pakistan to do the needful every day.
 
Landon backstabbed James Drake like 3 times in the last 3 days, like Peter denying Jesus. To even be there in a show of support is way more than Landon deserves
If Drake reconciles with Landon three times then he is truly a winner.

"When they had finished eating candy, Drake said to Janny Landon, 'Landon, Cleaner of Floors, are we chill?' He said to him, 'Yes, Drake, you know I fuck with you.'" etc
 
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Bashir is losing his mind. He spent 3 min in confessional before running back to his room because he's paranoid people will fuck with him.

He said that Laura threatened him with a knife and I have no memory of that happening

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Bashir is losing his mind. He spent 3 min in confessional before running back to his room because he's paranoid people will fuck with him.

He said that Laura threatened him with a knife and I have no memory of that happening
hes seems so close to losing his shit i cant fucking wait. like how has he not gotten over being protective of personal belongings by now. hes trying to protect his rotten biohazard room, grasping at any sanctity and control he has left. i hope he has some religious psychosis episode soon, kimmee could straight up make him crack at this point
 
Holy shit she's starting to talk like him too, massive Bashir W
I always talk like this! I just don't dictate my thoughts like this about most lolcows because they're giant retards. You don't get a thread on here by being moral, upstanding, and admitting your faults. A true cow never learns.
 
Anatara is pretty cool though you're right there, they got lucky with someone who could hang.
I don’t know why she wouldn’t be. Imagine living in some Mumbai slum and getting a call from Jet Neptune offering to pay you to drive around a robot and talk to people all day. Deal of a lifetime.
 
I don’t know why she wouldn’t be. Imagine living in some Mumbai slum and getting a call from Jet Neptune offering to pay you to drive around a robot and talk to people all day. Deal of a lifetime.
Getting a call from Jet Neptune, especially as a female, is a scary thought. Please spoiler next time.
 
I love how Bashir had to argue with Mints because he is Allah's special boy and he doesn't have to do what production tells him. I mean fuck Mints but the entry to his room is still encumbered.
 
hes seems so close to losing his shit i cant fucking wait. like how has he not gotten over being protective of personal belongings by now. hes trying to protect his rotten biohazard room, grasping at any sanctity and control he has left. i hope he has some religious psychosis episode soon, kimmee could straight up make him crack at this point
I'm morbidly interested in seeing this. Not psychosis part. I believe breakdowns make someone stronger. Mistakes make you learn. You must be thrown from your horse to learn to ride. Fishtank is a mental game. It's not one that many could handle.

It's why it's fascinating.

Go e-whore. Try to break them.
 
I love how Bashir had to argue with Mints because he is Allah's special boy and he doesn't have to do what production tells him. I mean fuck Mints but the entry to his room is still encumbered.
Health and Safety regulations can be pretty autistic but in a place like Fishtank... yeah, maybe it probably is a good idea to not create more hazards than there already are. Still surprised no ones cracked their head off the brick fireplace or dining room table.
 
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