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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Bam is out of court
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Bonus Phil and April to keep on eye on their 45 year old son
 
Smoko Haram said:
I think production should introduce a freeloader that is able to pressure Drake in some type of way, to make the finale more interesting. He is a very strong fish, but he also hasn't had too many real challenges yet, especially not from freeloaders. None of the freeloaders have really targeted him as far as I can remember, and I don't think any of them really had it in them to target him even if they wanted to. If they can find some physically imposing semi-normie to shadow Drake and have the wiggers instruct them to kinda hone in on him, it might rattle him enough to make things interesting. Or alternatively, someone who is unhinged in that Laura-like way towards JD.
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Burt will be there to molest him on Wednesday or Thursay so he says at least.
 
Her saying "Ba-yum" like that sent my mind flashbacking to better times for the Margera houshold (relatively speaking)
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Bam's parents look pretty good for their age. Maybe it's because they're contrasted with Bam who looks like he's pushing 60 at 48.
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Phil unfortunately looks like he found all that weight he lost.

Apes here for the dinner...If only there was another Margera who could provide the show...
I would buy 1,000$ worth of Fishbucks if CKY played live in the house
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Phil unfortunately looks like he found all that weight he lost.

Apes here for the dinner...If only there was another Margera who could provide the show...
I would buy 1,000$ worth of Fishbucks if CKY played live in the house
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If they got CKY to play 98 Quite Bitter Beings, live on the tank, I think I’d have a faggy, earlier 2000s fanatical stroke.



Then I’d send a tts calling jet a nigger.
 
Smoko Haram said:
Antara talking to Bam's dad is honestly a peak moment in this season. So weird in a very subtle way.
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I feel sorry for the younger fans who didnt watch Viva La Bam during its original run or at all, because this is so significant. Even though theres no real direct link, without Jackass and Viva La Bama, Fishtank doesnt exist, if only for the reason that it primed a whole generation of young men (who are now approaching middle age rip) to watch insane retards torture other insane retards for fun.
 
Wholesome Bam's parents, Bam and Male contestants kino
vs
Whoresome freeloader e-whore chemo
Know the difference, it may save your life!
 
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