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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Adding to the 2000’s nostalgia of people fucking with other idiots on TV (and torturing their parents), the barber that they brought in made a comment to Landon after he got his cut, that he looked like 2000’s Tom Green:
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If Tom didn’t seclude himself to his farm and make wholesome TikToks in 2020, he could have been a good freeloader this season.
 
I’ve really enjoyed this season personally and am very sad that due to circumstance I can’t watch the final week live. I’ve been there for every season and this was the first where I never had a point of losing interest and not watching by choice.
 
Vimp when asked how how old she'll date

"..................I go by vibes...."

She also asked if she comes off as a top or bottom and said she's a "top lately"
 
I clicked over to this and got scared for a second. Thankfully it's only Vimp.
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Am I the only one suspicious that Bashir's wives that he isn't (in his words) legally married to, and are all over 40 and live in other countries are mismayr marriage romance scams? Especially if he's broke like he claims. It's very "Salad and Chantal" or 90 fiance sounding if you don't just assume he's making stuff up as he goes along. In Islam you are required to be able to financially provide for each wife equally if you have multiple wives before marrying a second one, which he can't. All four of them being infertile is another red flag. It's just something schitzo I've been ruminating on while watching Bam's mom make chili lol.
 
Some info on Landon's eating habits, he says he doesn't remember what his parents fed him as a kid (uhoh).

Isn't he from a rich family?
He said they lost almost everything during the Syrian or Lebanese banking crisis, cant remember which one sorry




EDIT: Mints maintaining his physique

 
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