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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Finally pulled up a seat
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Am I the only one suspicious that Bashir's wives that he isn't (in his words) legally married to, and are all over 40 and live in other countries are mismayr marriage romance scams? Especially if he's broke like he claims. It's very "Salad and Chantal" or 90 fiance sounding if you don't just assume he's making stuff up as he goes along. In Islam you are required to be able to financially provide for each wife equally if you have multiple wives before marrying a second one, which he can't. All four of them being infertile is another red flag. It's just something schitzo I've been ruminating on while watching Bam's mom make chili lol.
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My theory is that the 4 wives thing is not true; rather a lie to protect his modesty. I think that in Bashir's autistic Muslim head, he thought it would make him less likely to be sexualized or shipped with people in the house. When TTS' and cast mates were coming in shipping him and Vimp, he told her to say she had a bf so they would stop.
 
I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
If five seasons of Fishtank have taught me anything it is that according to some people "not boring" is something along the lines of eating shit and having a "mob of homeless whores rub their chlamydia infested snatches in your face for 24 hours" challenge.
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A substantial minority of this show's fanbase have sadistic personality traits. I think they would probably enjoy that degenerate Ukrainian show more. Or setting fire to ants with a magnifying glass. Who knows. Always weirds me out just how many subhumans following this shit just want to see people suffer.
 
I mean I personally don't care for viva la bam 'memberberries but it's more entertaining than Landon having yet another custody dispute with his dads or another Bashir sermon, yet people watch that.

Different strokes, it's all good.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Am I the only one suspicious that Bashir's wives that he isn't (in his words) legally married to, and are all over 40 and live in other countries are mismayr marriage romance scams? Especially if he's broke like he claims. It's very "Salad and Chantal" or 90 fiance sounding if you don't just assume he's making stuff up as he goes along. In Islam you are required to be able to financially provide for each wife equally if you have multiple wives before marrying a second one, which he can't. All four of them being infertile is another red flag. It's just something schitzo I've been ruminating on while watching Bam's mom make chili lol.
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he admitted it was fake and gay. it's a bit.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Isn't he from a rich family?
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I've noticed some things about Bashir's story don't quite match up. He claims to have four wives who are middle aged and live in different countries. He doesn't exactly say they were married just before the show started, but something about getting the process done. Letty asked him if he'd had sex with them, and he insisted upon his virginity and she called him gay. But I think she asked him the wrong question I think Bash hasn't even MET these women. If they do exist at all, they're what.... Catfish? Women interested in temporary marriage for green card purposes? His story doesn't make any damn sense.

Another thing I think is really funny is that I'm 90% certain Bashir taught English in Japan through the JET program (it's how weirdos like him usually wind up over there) and he's deliberately tried not to mention the name of the program because of Jet. I would love to sit down in a room with this motherfucker for like two minutes and grill him about his backstory.

Also I don't think many people were watching JD trying to rizz up Beth upon arrival (it was funny) but he told her that he removed (or disconnected) all of the toilet chains from the toilets in the house, including the one in the Jacuzzi that Jet pissed in. And Letty said on Ice Poseidon's girlfriend's stream that the Jaccuzi and other bathrooms smell horrible and the toilets don't work. I think JD broke them like 2 weeks ago and... nobody noticed... also Laura has said she's just not flushing at all.... yuck...
 
It's going to be gay to say.

But I am enjoying seeing Bashir and James interact in a friendly way again, even if it's just for now.
 
Jackpot said:
It's going to be gay to say.

But I am enjoying seeing Bashir and James interact in a friendly way again, even if it's just for now.
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Them being cordial during the counting and recounting segment was very nice, especially after what took place that day. Maybe they felt the Bongo-breakdown was more important.
 
Dumbgay is very slowly getting up while TTS taunts him for getting drunk and pissing his pants.
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Imagine how much worse the last 2 hours with April and Phil would have been with Dumbgay down there yapping.
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Bingo and Bongo finally have their theme song play

First glimpse of the Goo Room
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GGSurvivor said:
Disappointed that Dumbgay hasn't been kicked out yet
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Ikr. I was initially pleased to see him because I thought there was a good chance he would absolutely fucking hate one of the girls and talk mad shit. Or at least get into some kind of conflict with someone like he did with Alex on thanktank. Instead he’s been either so fucking boring or just plain annoying . He should never come back, he’s got nothing to offer.

Bingo Enjoyer said:
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Just ship in some well socialized, financially successful ex-fratbros from UGA, as much as Drake’s the token “normie” he’s also a failed actor/horrible singer/fake guy (all you drakefags seem to have forgotten the fake crying at GPT love letters, that whack-ass Alaska story that he told on his first fucking night, etc). And he has 2 nigger kids.

AMKWBS (All My Killers Wear Boat Shoes)
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This would be great and these guys are out there to find. There are a zillion multi-million family businesses with psychopathic boorish sons who failed upward into their positions and will never get fired.

RefreshingPotatoChip said:
Bashir describes chili as “American curry”. The secret ingredient to the Margera chili is cranberry sauce, and Landon loves the chili
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We the viewers need ape’s recipe!!!
 
Smoko Haram said:
A substantial minority of this show's fanbase have sadistic personality traits. I think they would probably enjoy that degenerate Ukrainian show more. Or setting fire to ants with a magnifying glass. Who knows. Always weirds me out just how many subhumans following this shit just want to see people suffer.
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There are more Mr. Nakeds out there unfortunately.
 
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