Alright.
I fucking swear, every time i try to actually work on the darn psycho analysis, something keeps interrupting me.
This time, it's the internet. Gonna be fully fixed by tomorrow, but I fixed it to a level that I can actually, y'know, post on there.
Due to this, however, I had an interesting experience of watching Ellen's insanity unfold in real time.
I've wanted to write this thread for a few hours now,
but it seems as if Ellen has only stopped now, after over 7 hours of non stop activity on her socials. She has gone on for over twelve hours.
Yes, you've heard that right, twelve hours.
Let's get into it, shall we?
Yesterday, amidst ranting about Trump's Jesus AI pic, which I'll spare you on, Ellen replied to a very popular post on Threads, written in an extremely obnoxious way which I am heavily allergic to.
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The post, as you can see...actually, I'd rather just translate this to English...goes "Stop defending rapists by bashing women for not coming forward about being raped sooner"
Both because it was a very popular post, and Ellen loves calling people she doesn't like pedophile rapists, as evidenced in the literal final set of replies from a day before...
replied to it with a fictional scenario where a
[male] (you'll get why I put it like this later) gets triggered after women ruin his worldview of rape victims not speaking out against rape.
The replies to this are also funny, but this one sums it up perfectly.
See, when Ellen doesn't have a comic up, either because she's currently drawing porn of her fucking her husband on her birthday (
now also on Onlyfans!),
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or because she wants to get in on the action while it's hot (by stealing other people's posts), she likes writing out her responses in her regular comic format, to be made at a later date.
She repackaged it into a Threads post the following day, starting her seven hour long session of insanity.
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Interestingly...as you can see...she did something she tends to do a lot around these parts (as seen with her turning a message about people dismissing facts right before their eyes into being pissed of people calling her comics strawmen) and turned this whole debacle into one about doxxing!
A bit later, she released it as a comic as well...but strangely enough, only on Reddit and Facebook.
By now, she has turned a message about speaking out against rape and trusting people who are going through trauma into...a message about being harassed by her haters and not being taken seriously.
I wonder about something tho...
What if we take her original comment and turn it into a comic?
Much better.
Let's get to the actual meat of the matter...the replies.
We'll go mostly chronologically, starting with the aforementioned Threads post.
In a very predictable move, it didn't take long for Ellen to get triggered by a random douchebag.
She has felt the need to call him out personally in a reply to her original post.
After an unrelated reply to a commenter under the aforementioned Trump Jesus AI post, she has uploaded the aforementioned comic onto Reddit.
Let's go through the replies of Ellen under this post...where we'll quickly find that Ellen has returned to her good ol' self.
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Yeah...Ellen has used this to play the victim online to strangers...by comparing being raped to being called an idiot online.
Then...first of all, I'll concede, court cases leaking your sensitive info is something I have dealt with before. One case file I went through had SSN uncensored...
Then again, you, Ellen, by registering your company as an LLC, have given every single stranger on the internet access to all of your personal info, including your email and address.
Oh, and you also lived in an abusive relationship for the last...eighteen years? You have no right to speak about it when you, quite literally, married the same abuser only last year.
Or your direct superior (or two, she married two of them).
This comment is interesting because of what it will morph into later. Keep that in mind.
And now...we get to the
really good stuff.
Let's break it down.
The comic came out at a very fortunate time for Ellen, as around the same time, Ruby Rose came forward with her experience of being raped by Katy Perry...or at least, it would be.
See, both of them were women.
This was contrary to Ellen's theming of the comic, where she used
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wait a minute.
Ellen unironically used a word "male".
This is...really unfortunate.
As someone who's so openly pro trans rights, or, at least, who pretends to be, calling men "males" is a really bad PR move.
On Reddit, it's commonly known as femcel speak.
But, okay, let's say Ellen used the word "male" because "celebrity men" sounds clunky. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt.
Surely, she would correct herself in the repl-
Oh.
Oh dear.
And this time, she could have simply used "Also the vast majority of perpetrators are men" and it would have been completely fine.
She went out of her way to use the word defining sex rather than one defining gender, classifying trans women in the same group as all of the people she calls rapists.
Speaking of that, more misandry!
Ellen made a comic about all men being evil rapists (something she will double down on later), was confronted with a recent case involving two women, then went "well, the comic is still accurate, it's almost all men anyway".
No wonder this shit now sits at 0 updoots!
Another commenter pointed out another big problem with this statement, namely, that a lot of male sexual abuse cases go unreported.
One reply to that post is a man, telling the commenter that his report was dismissed by the police, proving them right and the whole comic of Ellen, wrong. It also gained some upvotes.
Ellen has replied to it after a few hours, stating that women have it worse and they get death threats instead...but men ALSO get death threats? Hello?
The other one is by Ellen...
WELP!
Confronted with the fact that her worldview doesn't fit our accepted reality, Ellen quickly backpedals on it, but it's far too late.
After a few hours, she edited the message to make fun of the person who brought up the topic of unreported cases.
Possibly to fall back on it, she insetad replied to a guy talking about his experience with being SA'd.
She then replied to another person, still trying to backtrack, this time going "oh, you can put anyone between those brackets, I just chose [male celebrity] because it fit my reality the best!".
She did, however, continue talking about women specifically shortly afterwards.
Afterwards, another commenter made fun of Ellen by joking about her trying to spin the narrative of the Katy Perry and Ruby Rose situation against men.
He was, of course, correct as per usual. Her reply is full of misandry again.
Also, doubt.
Ellen replied to the guy later down the chain as well.
I just love how, in Ellen's perfect world, every single woman can accuse a man of rape and that will be treated with full seriousness, but if a man does it, they will get laughed at. Totally not misandric at all.
This reply sounds funny, until you realise Ellen has, quite literally, made several songs recounting all of the details of several times of her being raped as a teenager.
Ellen's reply is not really consequential to any of this tho.
We're done with Reddit, finally.
Well, actually, before we're done, I just want to state that it's kinda funny whom Ellen chooses to reply on.
Top post, sorting by controversial, is about a trans woman being assaulted...and absolutely no one supports her. They only make fun of her terminology.
Let's move on to Facebook, where we'll, luckily, have a lot less to report on.
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Besides this post...
...all of Ellen's other replies are dismissing male rape.
According to Ellen, because some men dismiss women who are rape victims, all men who are rape victims have to suffer.
Also...harassed...hmmm
This continues later.
By now, Ellen has fully shifted the narrative from "Stop accusing women who come out against their rapists of lying!" into "I was doxxed because I spoke out about abuse (in reality, made fun of men's mental health and dismissed male rape while making rape comics,
see, part 7 of psycho analysis)".
We will continue seeing this on her Threads in the replies she has left after returning from Reddit and Facebook, like this one, where she calls out Redditors for bringing up legitimate criticism of her comic instead of blindly agreeing with her misandric message...under a guy describing his experiences with reporting sexual abuse...
If we turned this into the typical comic format that Ellen uses...
"Men are vile for dismissing women who have been sexually abused!"
"Actually, men who have been sexually abused also get dismissed by women."
"Serves you right for dismissing our sexual abuse!"
She then proceeded to do yet another leap and, this time, accuse ALL of the people calling her out for misandry of being rapists.
Also...the message I've told you to remember...
From "everyone who blames SA victims for not speaking out sooner never believed in any of it in the first place", straight to "no man who denies a single woman's SA accusation is entitled to speak out against being SA'd".
Afterwards, Ellen has slowly fizzled out.
She made this reply to a meme about an alcoholic dad, using it to talk shit on her cruel dad...who was cruel because he was, quite literally, dying of cancer.
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She, then raged at MAGA's with this. now deleted, post.
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Replied to Ruby Rose.
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Replied to a post of a person having bad experiences with a child.
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This gets extra funny once you realise what kind of parent Ellen is.
And, then, as I was editing this post, Ellen made this post, doing "take that, conservatives!", full 9 hours after her initial Threads post.
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She got quickly humbled in the replies, however, when people told her that she's Canadian.
And...that's it for today-
...wait...
So, I've rechecked Ellen's posts before going to sleep, and...uhhh...
THERE'S MORE ON REDDIT?
AND, LIKE
...let's go through them, shall we?
I've edited the prior section to account for a few smaller updates to comments I've already brought up, so we'll get on to other, smaller replies by Ellen.
All dudebros are rapists, apparently.
Just another incident of SA and murder.
I can't say that Ellen doesn't respond to cases where the gender is swapped, as she did a couple of times before this...but with the constant man hating on display here...she is more than biased.
Anyway, that's it...at least for now. I'm off!
