Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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So, all auctions have been taken down and Chris hasn't posted anything new? I just pray someone will leak an angry email to eBay. I can't pray enough, God and Jesus.

Our agents in the field should be in position. I believe either skyraider or Thetan or someone should be in the eBay quality assurance bay, posing as a True and Honest eBay customer service rep... if no communique goes through, they have been ordered to vacate the premises at dawn.
 
But nothing has really happened, Chris didn't even put up a new auction!

He's probably trying to come up with a clever plan to block the trolling stupids who bid on his first three auctions and got them taken down.

Once he figures it out, he'll be rolling in the dough. Rolling in it, I tell you.
 
Okay, gave the "Chris poses with his art" thing a shot with my crappy photo altering skills. Pain in the ass too since all I have is Windows Paint

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C'mon folks- all folks- we had an awesome 80+ page run on this - let's not end it like a fucking YouTube comment section.

Although yeah, I think Marvin has the right idea. It's kinda like CWC Christmas. Last couple of nights I pass out, I wake up and check out this thread and it's 10+ new pages that Santa Chandler laid upon us....

....he should Ebay the Chaotic Combo minifigs next. Dumbass would probably expect at least $200 per figure.
Might be time to put this thread out of it's misery. She had a good run. (:_(
 
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C'mon folks- all folks- we had an awesome 80+ page run on this - let's not end it like a fucking YouTube comment section.

Although yeah, I think Marvin has the right idea. It's kinda like CWC Christmas. Last couple of nights I pass out, I wake up and check out this thread and it's 10+ new pages that Santa Chandler laid upon us....

....he should Ebay the Chaotic Combo minifigs next. Dumbass would probably expect at least $200 per figure.
Chris wanted $100 for a drawing. Chaotic combo figures are probably worth $1000 in his head.
 
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Hmmm, now that I think of it I wonder how Barb handles Fatty walking around the house in a dress. Even for Fatty that's pretty flamboyant.
Considering she's either sleeping, fighting with the insurance company or telling Chrisshun to fetch q-sand I really don't think she cares too much about it. Oh, she probably doesn't like it, but she knows that if she starts coming down on him for every little thing she doesn't like he'd start to rebel more. Barb is all about picking and choosing her battles when it comes to Chris.
 
I get the sense that Chris started the TomGirl phase as a means of a surrogate lover. He became his own object of sexual lust and female companionship.

This.

Chris is such a head case. In some of his tomgirl pictures you see his sexy lady posters tacked to the wall, probably inspired by Bob's wench painting in the Bobcave. At some point his loneliness, estrogen levels and restlessness led to him dressing up as a chick and parading about town looking for public restroom sex. In Chris' case it almost seemed like just a sex thing, but as time has gone on Chris' feminine identity is visibly more layered. I think he wants a lot of flexibility and accommodation, he wants to indulge in taboo girly stuff, and most importantly he's emulating Barb. It's his last loving parent left, he has always favored her, and he wants to be just like her for the rest of his adult life. Physically he's a male but mentally I think he feathers between both genders.
 
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He deleted the Facebook post about the auction, so he's up.

He'll either relist the drawing, go on a tirade about trolls and Ebay, or crash into slumber. (:_(

Which one is anyone's guess.
If he is done trying to auction his stupid drawings, I can tell you what's going to happen.

Chris will assume that he absolutely would have made thousands of dollars off of one drawing, but Ebay won't let him because the trolls messed it up (even though the only thing anyone did was accurately report his copyright infringement against Nintendo).

At least we can all take solace in the fact that Chris almost certainly made some big purchases on credit within the last couple days because he thought a bunch of money was coming, and now he'll have no idea how to pay it off.
 
I get the sense that Chris started the TomGirl phase as a means of a surrogate lover. He became his own object of sexual lust and female companionship. Considering that is quite possibly the case, I think he would be considered a transvestite. I have read that there is a corrolation between cross gender identity and Aspergers and also it is quite obvious that ChrisChan has a lot more estrogen than most males. I am mostlikely XXY, I developed breasts at puberty and have very wide hipbones. It is possible that Chris is such a fag because his hormones are equally atypical for a male. Obesity alone doesn't account for a rack like his. We are basically all a mixture of estrogen and testosterone. If he is XXY or female psychologically, I get the impression that Bob repressed all of that shit deep into his head.
It's my belief Chris' tomgirl shtick is just another aspect of his Cargo Cult approach to life. Chris wants a fuckmommy. Chris hates men. So Chris adopted a feminine dressing identity to give the universe a hint of what he wants to have. Yes, it makes no sense. Yes, it's stupid. But that's Chris.
There is a difference between a transvestite and a crossdresser. As far as I understand crossdresser is a neutral term that implies a male-identified person who occasionally dresses as a woman. If there is some sexual element or kinky element to it then I believe it is within the realm of transvestite. Transvestite is sorta an archaic term now I think, though I think it fits him.
Nah. Transvestite is just the latinized, technical word for crossdresser. It literally means the same thing: trans means "across / opposite" and vestitus means "dressed". Crossdresser came into popular use because of the confusion between transvestite and transgender, which look similar to people unfamiliar with latin but have distinct meanings.

Chris wears women's clothes, so by definition he is a tranvestite. But he's not transgender because that refers to sexual identity, not just apparel.
Edit: Or well, there's also crossdressing for comedy purposes. I guess that's an instance of crossdressing that I wouldn't call transvestism.
It's still transvestism when the Monty Python guys and other actors do it. I believe the term for male actors playing females roles (like in all of Shakespeare) is transvesti. Since they're doing it professionally for money, though, and not just because they prefer to cross dress (so far as I know, though I have suspicions about Terry Jones), you're correct in that they're not properly transvestites like what Chris is.
There are multiple biological conditions that can arise in people identifying as the other sex.
True, but Chris doesn't really exhibit the symptoms of any of them that aren't more readily explained by his stupidity and hubris.

Also don't you think transgender people have enough problems dumped on them by society without being associated with Chris as well?
That's a really expansive definition, and almost entirely subjective. by that measure, my girlfriend would call me a transvestite because I have my ear pierced and she thinks earrings are for girls.
According to my niece, having a pierced ear doesn't mean you're a transvestite. It means you're a pirate.
I will admit I would pay up to 50 dollars for an original Chandler. Ideally I wouldn't pay more than 25. I imagine many of you feel the same? It would be pretty surreal to have one of his shitty pieces of original art on your wall. I have a replica of a Charles Manson finger print card with Charles Manson's real fingerprints and autograph. It would go great on my wall beside Charlie.
I suspect dozens to possibly a few hundred weens would also pay $25 - $50 for a Chandler original (unlaminated and shipped properly). That's what's so funny about this whole scenario: if only Chris would price his drawings reasonably and accept the fact that ebay is going to charge him for a fixed price listing he could probably have made an easy grand by now. Instead he shoots himself in the foot by trying the same failed method each time, only upping the ante with each iteration making it less likely he'll make a sale each time.

Whether it's finding his heartsweet or not burning down his home or selling drawings on the internet, Chris is always his own worst troll.
Hell, he's not even particularly good at crossdressing.
There is currently no listings on his profile. He is probably plotting something as I type this.
Instead of re-listing yet again, he's sitting in his rented bedroom surrounded by his lego hoard racking his brain trying to work out a way to get his hands on that $15,000 for his obviously valuable art.

Chris does occasionally learn after enough failures. Too bad for him he usually learns the wrong thing. From this ebay fiasco he "learned" his drawings are worth thousands of dollars, but those dang dirty trolls at ebay won't let him sell them for what they're worth. So he's learned to stop making stupid ebay auctions, but for precisely the wrong (and false) reasons. So instead of making a reasonable, intelligent listing that would get him a little money, he's going to stroke his ego, rail against the trolls, shit himself, and do nothing.

Edit: I stand slightly corrected. He finally figured out that allowing bidding doesn't work, but hasn't yet worked out that maybe his valuable drawing isn't worth nearly as much as the trolls led him to hope. So will he try this a few times and knock a few zeros off that $5000 and actually make a sale? Not likely. He's already turned down one five offers.
If I were a ween, I'd make him an offer of $100 or so just to have him decline it and then see if he comes crawling back when he doesn't get anything for his ridiculous $5000 demands.
Yes, please take your tranny shit to a different thread. Thanks.
I can't find that thread. Spergatory already?
At least we can all take solace in the fact that Chris almost certainly made some big purchases on credit within the last couple days because he thought a bunch of money was coming, and now he'll have no idea how to pay it off.
Yeah, but that would have happened eventually anyway. Weens gotta be weens, but Chris gonna be Chris.
 
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According to Chris on FB, this is the "Final Straw": a $5000 Buy It Now, no bids allowed. How delusional can he be rofl

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/191201835605?roken=cUgayN

-- Fatso: "The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

-- $5000 By It Now asking Price

A is A, and Chris is Chris.
 
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