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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Minorityreport said:
They shaved him.
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Getting shaved the hair off isn't as bad for guys. For girls it's a lot worse.
Minorityreport said:
Made him choose between staying in the house and his QTpie.
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And he cheated on her with a ugly looking mutt.
Minorityreport said:
He broke a rib boxing Sam.
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He challenged Sam through the beef bell. It's his own fault, but that's the thing I actually give him credit for.
Otherwise he's a faggot and I don't want him to show up ever again.
 
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The Goo-crew read letters, and dance to ''hazy concentration'' by KAESUL


The mood is dower in the goo room. State of it.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
You are not seriously comparing James Drake pouting and bad mouthing Landon behind his back to Bongo screaming, throwing chairs, falling on the ground and hyperventilating to the point where she literally doesn't even remember doing it the next day(at least that's what she claimed in the confessional)
It was a crashout, you may think it was an understandable one but it was a crashout.
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She doesn’t remember it because she was blackout drunk, not because of the crashout itself. And by the way, if you’re on the verge of eviction and working 2 jobs to support your retarded twin sister, getting eliminated after several weeks of this shit is a 100% valid reason to freakout. If a contestant makes it that far and doesn’t freakout on elimination, it’s probably because they’re too retarded to understand what that money means (Landon), exhausted/in shock (tay, shinji), or just totally uninteresting and smooth brained (Emma, Binx, etc etc etc)
 
Minorityreport said:
They shaved him.
Made him choose between staying in the house and his QTpie.
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They shaved everyone in the final three, though. The only person they didn't shave was Trish, and eliminated her into a freeloader immediately after. He's also barely known her for what, couple days? They also brought her back immediately after for the poker game, and made a whole plot point out of having him mog production to be with her.
 
Bingo Enjoyer said:
She doesn’t remember it because she was blackout drunk, not because of the crashout itself. And by the way, if you’re on the verge of eviction and working 2 jobs to support your retarded twin sister, getting eliminated after several weeks of this shit is a 100% valid reason to freakout. If a contestant makes it that far and doesn’t freakout on elimination, it’s probably because they’re too retarded to understand what that money means (Landon), exhausted/in shock (tay, shinji), or just totally uninteresting and smooth brained (Emma, Binx, etc etc etc)
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Did you miss Bingo throwing shit around and getting pissed at Bashir for beating her in the challenge like 1 hour ago?
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
They did not have to bring Bashir back, they wanted him back and were pissed he was gone, thats why they got rid of the bullet right after. He is the main character, and unless Drake in some serious way steps up in the next week, hes not winning.
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Listening to Creed while reading this, no joke. Grinning from ear to ear.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Ill humbly eat my words if he wins, but I think a lot of people misread when Production talked about how excited they were to work with Drake. They didn't mean that implying he'd win, they meant it that he would help create the best season they could. I said MANY pages ago that we have to accept Fishtank is what Fishtank is and that its just something to be experienced as it flows in its totality. In that framing, Drake is great because he's been a pillar in almost everything BECAUSE hes a professional. Bashir isn't, he's some just some random sperg fan, and thats why he will win. James is just S5 Luke.
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Good post and I hope you're right.
I do still think they will carry Drake for a win for some reason we will find out eventually.
 
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EenGevolg said:
They shaved everyone in the final three, though. The only person they didn't shave was Trish, and eliminated her into a freeloader immediately after. He's also barely known her for what, couple days?
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You can get attached to a person fast. Look at some of the people here.
 
In my opinion, the dogpile is the real hellhouse. At a certain point, fish acclimate to pee pee poo poo house, getting their shit destroyed, etc. Once the house turns on you (usually over bullshit like “bad vibes” or “playing dirty”), you either leave or get crystallized by it. As mentioned earlier in the thread, contestants like Letty, Tayleigh, Mizzy, and Bashir not only had to deal with the usual fishtank abuse, but got it from the other contestants and production to varying degrees. Walking through the fire (relatively) unscathed is what truly makes a winner in my eyes and what makes a compelling fish. Maybe I sound like Bashir talking about The Wire, but I keep watching for the fishes that never give up.
 
Some goo-creation taking place, later they are accompanied by ''Crystal Blue Persuasion'', used in Breaking Bad too

 
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The wiggers have managed to break the fishtank.live chat and I can now only see what scandinavians are saying
 
The rest of the house right now:

Laura spying on the goo room.
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Landon locked in to a GRIM conversation with Dumbgay (every conversation with Dumbgay is grim):
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Bingo and James Drake are napping (Bingo has been sleeping like 80% of the day lately, she's fucked):
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Bliccy making food:
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Bongo's just wandering around aimlessly:
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Luckily we have the goo room for some sort of content because with TTS turned off it's grim right now.
 
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