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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Breaking Bash
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laura is cutting bashirs clothes milking it up with curdled milk and throwing it outside

truly riveting content huh guys
Wasn't she supposed to lay off Bashir for a while or she'll be booted out? She can't help herself, she doesn't even consider fucking with the others.
 
I lowkey think the fact that the fish have coddled the twins so much is bad for them. It's the last week and they crash out hard when something minor is done to them
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When Drake cries about Landon fucking up the triathlon, he’s just being competitive/“doesn’t like to lose” (whatever tf that means). When 2 little autistic girls react negatively to losing a challenge, it’s a “crashout” because they were coddled?

Let me remind you, Bashir was rightfully eliminated and then got resurrected by Jet because Vicky’s a drug addict. Drake’s been getting his dick sucked by Mints since he got on the show and by Ben for longer. The only “coddling” the twins have gotten was the recount, which they wouldn’t have needed if production didn’t actively try to get the twins wasted every chance they got.
 
I asked last night if Vimps got the ick or was angry she was rejected. Reactions were mixed but seeing her allying with Laura I'm now convinced she's just lashing out because Bash wouldn't hug her. Total Woman Death.

Wasn't she supposed to lay off Bashir for a while or either she'll be kicked?
Sorry, we can't do that, that would be considered "coddling bashir"
 
Burt has some pretty prime snack preferences. Utz pretzel sticks and popcorn are lit
They're too fuckin' pricey around me but has anyone had the Dot's pretzel sticks? Original seasoning and bbq flavors are incredible. Go buy some if you haven't had them.
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I'm out of the loop on the football thing but these images of Bingo are striking:
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She has some simmering rage there. I think if she were somehow six foot, 200lbs she would punch people through walls without a thought. She's got that fire in her. We need to feed Bingo tubs of whey protein and some anavar... SHE NEEDS NUTRIENTS
 
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I asked last night if Vimps got the ick or was angry she was rejected. Reactions were mixed but seeing her allying with Laura I'm now convinced she's just lashing out because Bash wouldn't hug her. Total Woman Death.


Sorry, we can't do that, that would be considered "coddling bashir"
i mean she slept with landon so its not surprising her bashir alliance is over
wouldnt be able to tell you why though, assume shes just fickle

anyways
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Someone might've posted this already but check out Mint's hairline, no wonder he's mad all the time, even Bashir fears what the Norwood reaper did to him
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