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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I was going to write a description for these pics but they kinda speak for themselves lol (Bashir says he's african or some bullshit lol)
EDIT: Burt & Dunyae were connecting over their African heritage & Bashir butted in & gave a completely bullshit long winded speech as to why he too is also African.

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I don't know if this means anything, but a few days ago Xavier's Twitter had 451 tweets, now it has 449. He could have deleted two tweets, which would indicate activity (he hadn't tweeted since shortly after the demise of S4 and BG2), or it's possible someone he retweeted deleted their tweets or got banned. Probably nothing but it's worth bringing up just in case.
 
Fuck my chungus fucking life. This show has such huge ups and downs but I cant look away. Jet really has us all by the balls
 
Is this purely designed to drain Bashir?
The playtesting revealed it was hell to wear the suit for an hour. (they are well past this) note that Mints said this
He complains that the mask is impairing his breathing.
Completely unable to defend his possessions.
 
Is this purely designed to drain Bashir?
The playtesting revealed it was hell to wear the suit for an hour. (they are well past this) note that Mints said this
He complains that the mask is impairing his breathing.
Completely unable to defend his possessions.
If anyone has ever worn those Tyvek bunny suits, you know you sweat like an unholy pig in them. Bashir is turning red because he's overheating, not because he's pissed off. Better hydrate, guys.
 
It's actually getting just as annoying as BAM sucking his dad off at 4 AM when he's got work in the morning
I will say it is interesting on a social level. James Drake is a backstabbing faggot who has put people down numerous times, and Bashir really only has one mark against him with Landon. I would also say Landon clearly turned on him by that point anyway, and that was about the 10th time he turned on Bashir (similar number for Drake as well, the boy is weak), but I think it was Bashir trying to tie everyone up to give himself a fighting chance. But because some of the ewhores like James, he gets away with it. Bash is a tard socially, so he gets made up shit about him, Drake is better so he gets a free pass.

At this point, Bashir has had 3 weeks of constant attacks, and numerous people gang up on him. Drake is a worthless faggot furry who just lies all the time about seemingly everything, and the Twins are cute, but kinda shitty. Bashir deserves the win, just for forging past so much shit.
 
If anyone has ever worn those Tyvek bunny suits, you know you sweat like an unholy pig in them. Bashir is turning red because he's overheating, not because he's pissed off. Better hydrate, guys.
Could be worse, at least it's been mild weather in Atlanta. Can't imagine some of these Yankees trying to live in a hot house in the summer.
 
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