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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Halloween23 said:
i am ready to admit that I was wrong and this show has lost something without Sam there.
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I miss Sam because his presence works well as both a fear inducing but also friendly spirit. That is a hard line to tread. And his improv skills and comedic talent are obvious.

However, to give the wiggers some credit. It's not like they strong armed him out. He took himself out to focus on his uninteresting talk show. The worst part of S4 outside of the obvious was Sam blatently caring less and less. Him work shopping "brain supplement" names and typing on his computer was super fucking lame.
 
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Love how bashir could fit in at a meth lab in syria, dagestan, west virgina, or mexico. This ginger is cosmopolitan.
 
Buttery Death said:
They're just making slime with borax and glue? This is very easy. You dissolve the glue in water and the borax in water and mix them.
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This is why you don't have a certificate with 50/50 correct questions about Goo. You missed the two hour safety video, it's not that simple.
 
Semen_Recycler said:
Greg and Frank going at it on twitter. Basically just calling each other gay, but I found this interesting.

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Vindicated in my hatred of Leah (Blacksmith's wife). I knew that quirk chungus wasn't right in the head.
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Both of them have been calling each other gay and accusing each other of having gay sex with Burt for months on Discord but only having their fight made public today. From what I know, Frank accused Greg (aka Skitzy_VA famous for making undertale cartoons, Mr. Beast doppelganger, and freeloader on Fishtank S2) after he did his collab with Burt on gregcube (another Fishtank spin-off). He got a little bit too drunk after the show and the had sex.
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For context, these Discord exchanges below likely happened after Greg appeared on Burt stream before he did gregcube. He started drinking heavily in Burt's apartment and messing around with his friends and yeah Greg did bring his own gaggle of retard. Burt fan didn't like this very much and start shitting on him. Greg than had a cry and Frank somehow found out Greg has Grindr on his phone.
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If the accusation true, Burt is fucked up for taking advantage of drunk Greg.
 
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Downstairs is attempting to make goo. Bliccy says they've made oobleck. A poll for voting Laura off has been running and is near 50-50, slightly more on the kick Laura side (fluctuating), currently 54% kick.
Edit: Laura is attempting to procure some glue from the Goo Room, unsuccessfully. She prompted the Tiger, who is now demanding glue, threatening more piss under the door unless they help him.
 
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GGSurvivor said:
It's actually getting just as annoying as BAM sucking his dad off at 4 AM when he's got work in the morning
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Listen man you just gotta trust it, on day 29 he's going to sneak Wee Man into the tank by stuffing him up Phil's ass, that way Knoxville can't do any wellness calls and fuck this up for him like he fucked him outta being in Jackass 4
 
If I may be gay for a moment

I was on an ought kick thanks to this show and someone needs to make a drake montage to superman by three doors down
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Kicking Laura would be stupid. She's annoying at times but 30% of the content this season has been thanks to her starting shit
 
IDM people laughing about the shared Bashir-Bashir fan victim complex (it's 100% real, and applied to Jon/Jimmy fans in previous seasons too), but Laura was completely gay for fucking with his shit while he can't respond and absolutely should get the kick for it. I feel like when the stakes are stuff like your clothes/bags you should have the right to defend yourself every time and it should be off-limits otherwise. Also the kino pass for providing primo Gootent rn.
 
Sankbawlz said:
Guess im going to just try and archive as many of these music pan around shots as i can.
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This is some snippets I found. Could not find any full videos/songs, sorry. I cleared my bin somewhere on the 7th (rip)

From my memory they def had some moments like that with Death Grips. Maybe Tame Impala but i could be imagining that.
Also something tells me they played Gorillaz while scrolling through rooms. Hope it is of some help you yo

I couldnt find a longer snippet i had than this sadly, this was a great one. This was during the count or recount, no idea.

this is three clips taken 2 minutes from eachother, i was waiting for payoff, but proves there was movement across the house with this song.




Def the least exciting movement. Maybe the situation is just a downer.


EDIT: some almost complete Crystal Blue Persuasion from the future. The audio switched to pure talking so i stopped it in the middle, my bad bro


 
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