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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Now to make goo with the Twins
 
"I made a promise to my father you guys" What, that you would only fight with piss and puke and door frames, or if its someone of the opposite sex? Genuinely why do you guys like this retard? drake competes harder at least even if hes an idiot. I have known like 15 dudes like bashir, muslim or otherwise, and it always takes so much self control not to just slap the shit out of them mid conversation.
 
I wish Bashir would just own up to the fact he really wanted to bash Drake with the door, because come on, you don't SWING the door at someone without wanting to. It's a fucking door. Don't claim you had no intent. Say you did, just didn't realize you hit up and not down.
 
Not doing anything is worse. Either Ben lets go of his boyfriend (tip the hat again) or Bashir has to walk.
Uh, no. Keep them in the tank at eachother's throats until the finale this weekend. This is content. I don't want to watch one of them vs the Twins doing nothing for days on end.
 
"I made a promise to my father you guys" What, that you would only fight with piss and puke and door frames, or if its someone of the opposite sex? Genuinely why do you guys like this retard? drake competes harder at least even if hes an idiot. I have known like 15 dudes like bashir, muslim or otherwise, and it always takes so much self control not to just slap the shit out of them mid conversation.
Can we claim this guy is Ben like we call that other guys Mints?
 
don't be retarded. this isn't what cut him:

This is:

notice his hat flying off from getting hit with the edge of the door. if you hit someone with the corner of the door in their face, you'd get punched back too.
I know that isn't what cut him, what cut him is Bashir pushing the door back after Drake fucking broke it off his hinges into Bashir in the first place lmfao
Drake is trying to pretend what started it is Bashir slamming the door on his face, that isn't true.
 
I really appreciate that James and Bashir are both lying when they re-tell the event. Maybe they both truly see it their way.

James claims he didn't swing at all, obviously not true.

Bashir claims he was trying to get everything ready to let the Twins in to let them make goo, and that he didn't slam/throw the door on James, also lies.

This is prime Fishtank.
 
I really appreciate that James and Bashir are both lying when they re-tell the event. Maybe they both truly see it their way.

James claims he didn't swing at all, obviously not true.

Bashir claims he was trying to get everything ready to let the Twins in to let them make goo, and that he didn't slam/throw the door on James, also lies.

This is prime Fishtank.
Straight up YouTube body cam footage lying. Complete with "go check the cams bro!"
 
I'm gay. Even though both parties are not innocent, I just want to support Bashir. I'm not claiming he's perfect, but I really don't like James Drake.
 
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