🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Penguin Soldier]

I mean come on, the furry shit? You could genuinely not pay me enough to hop in a fursuit.

Nigga your name is Kitty Cat Man.

 

[ElAbominacion]

What the fuck is up with that song coming out from the market? Also, I wish they hadn't fucking abandoned the market gimmick for goddamn 'Fort Wars' at this point. Make a 'stage an armed robbery' challenge or something.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

You're on KiwiFarms gloating how great you are. I look forward to your halal thread with your peers Nick Rekieta, et al. All family men with successful careers.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

What the fuck is up with that song coming out from the market? Also, I wish they hadn't fucking abandoned the market gimmick for goddamn 'Fort Wars' at this point. Make a 'stage an armed robbery' challenge or something.

Losing the market/Job gimmick really has hurt the show overall imo. I hope it's back next season because It's got a lot of potential, especially once you've worked out the kinks.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Well so far about 25 days on fishtank without being pressed by Fish or production other than Bashir and a basically guaranteed spot in the top 2, so a 50/50 shot at $50k

People should stop equating a lack of reaction from a fish as a lack of attempts from production. They've made multiple attempts to screw with Drake, they've attempted multiple times to use his girlfriend as a vector for harassment and it fell flat. First by bringing her on to see if it would be toxic, then harassing her via TTS to see if she'd break and cause James Drake to flounder. That failed so the most recent attempt was Letty cuddling with Drake which did prompt a reaction from the girlfriend but Drake just waved it off. James Drake knows what the wiggers are attempting and won't be baited into a freakout. The only person that pushes him out of his baseline is Bashir and even then its akin to moving 10% on the anger meter. James Drake doesn't even really raise his voice.

Its just bad tactics by the wiggers, Binx as an example would shrug off anything Frank or production did to her with a laugh so she was claimed to be coddled, it was too telegraphed and too obvious what Frank was fishing for. If Simbal smacked an egg on her head instead of Frank it would have immediately change from her going "Ow my head" to a full blown shout rant session and plotting revenge.

 

[Jackpot]

Seems like last night was just good crash out content on two boiling pots that came to a head.

Only complaint I have is Bliccy being hit in the cross fire. That woman is a Bimbo Saint in my eyes and an attack on Lockett Extravaganza is an attack on me personally.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

even then its akin to moving 10% on the anger meter.

He was threatening to kill Bashir last night homie. I don't think that's "10%" of his anger. Just because he's not screaming doesn't mean he's not seething with anger.

Only complaint I have is Bliccy being hit in the cross fire. That woman is a Bimbo Saint in my eyes and an attack on Lockett Extravaganza is an attack on me personally.

Didn't she start throwing goo first?

 

[Kong Strong]

People should stop equating a lack of reaction from a fish as a lack of attempts from production. They've made multiple attempts to screw with Drake

"Guys free 'you're the coolest guy' tts for an hour "
"Haha lets send someone up every morning to give him advice for the show and tell him how loved he is"
"Hey guys what if we bring on his completely normal gf on for 10 hours so they can have foreplay and kiss"

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

Losing the market/Job gimmick really has hurt the show overall imo. I hope it's back next season because It's got a lot of potential, especially once you've worked out the kinks.

I liked how they confiscated peoples belongings to make them buy things in the market, such as Landon's dandruff shampoo that they randomly brought him a handful of his special shampoo he had to scramble to store somewhere

 

[mer569]

Losing the market/Job gimmick really has hurt the show overall imo. I hope it's back next season because It's got a lot of potential, especially once you've worked out the kinks.

It is a good concept, if they made some of them secret but non repeating (you can see that like 3 people got the smell inspector job with the same "alibi" job) and more confrontational it would be great. And then if your job gets exposed, the other person gets paid half of the pay and you get nothing.

It could drive conflict in the house where someone snitches your job and steals your money.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

He was threatening to kill Bashir last night homie. I don't think that's "10%" of his anger.

I think that was a fraction of his anger tbh. He strikes me as someone who's got a really fucked up retarded personal life just like his fucked up retarded online presence.
That is probably why Ben wanted to get him on s3 so bad and why Ben put his monologues in the market, and why Ben brought his gf on, and why Ben constantly does shit to poke him and make him crash out(so far, nothing but bashir has worked - because he's not a total self-important idiot like Alex B) - oh and basically all of the AI art is him.

Wiggers think very highly of their ability to break people, but half of that ability came from Sam, who exudes "don't fuck with me" energy. That's what oneshots people like Alex, they feel they're up against a threat they cannot overcome physically or mentally. Everyone in the house now knows that if shit gets too insane the wiggers will just mace them and run to the basement, so they're pushing limits. There is no "find out" if you "fuck around" with Jet, Mints, or Ben.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Seems like last night was just good crash out content on two boiling pots that came to a head.

Only complaint I have is Bliccy being hit in the cross fire. That woman is a Bimbo Saint in my eyes and an attack on Lockett Extravaganza is an attack on me personally.

Protect Bliccy. Cherish Bliccy. Keep Bliccy Alive.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I liked how they confiscated peoples belongings to make them buy things in the market, such as Landon's dandruff shampoo that they randomly brought him a handful of shampoo he had to scramble to store somewhere

This would require the wiggers to plan ahead so it will never happen. But it would also have been nice to have stuff in there that seems totally random, but is relevant to an upcoming challenge to give that person an edge. But you obviously don't know when/what it will be useful for, so buying it is a risk.

I'd also like to see something like immunity for sale for a ridiculously high amount of money they could theoretically save up for. Or if the fish themselves could buy "events" to fuck with other fish like having production take their bed or something.

 

[Rolex]

Here's a list of shit I think we can mostly agree on:

• Drake was chimping a bit when he pushed on the door, Bashir pushed the door back out of frustration and semi-intentionally hit Drake in the head, Drake was at least somewhat rightfully pissed about being hit in the head hard enough to bleed with said door and swung, Bashir swung back, it was entertaining and overall not a huge deal. Guys being guys in a stressful situation. We'll see where it leads.
• Drake is whiny and at least mildly coddled, but he's also highly invested and a great fish
• Bashir is whiny and meta and easily tilted by women, but less coddled, challenge-focused, and a great fish.
• Bingo/Bongo are easily sent off the edge and need to be emotionally managed, but they add a fun innocence to the tank and are great fish
• Landon probably shouldn't have been brought back so soon, if at all
• Laura needs to be factory reset by production immediately, or sent home
• Sam should be there this weekend. Probably won't happen.
• Frank isn't really needed this season, unless they make him do something narratively interesting. Either way, probably won't happen.
• Bliccy is funny and a great addition. Didn't see her in S2 and barely watch bitchtank so I never knew her potential
• Goo room has been great
• Market needs to be made necessary again in the final days
• Show stream needs some more narrative direction, or at least some more mystery. Not via rigging, but on a production level.

As an aside: bring Carolina back, instruct her to be a mega bitch, load up the house with women, see if Drake or Bashir cracks first. No challenge, just for fun.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Small W like this is the reason I like The Twins.

How could you hate them when they're just being wholesome.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Here's a list of shit I think we can mostly agree on:

• Drake was chimping a bit when he pushed on the door, Bashir pushed the door back out of frustration and semi-intentionally hit Drake in the head, Drake was at least somewhat rightfully pissed about being hit in the head hard enough to bleed with said door and swung, Bashir swung back, it was entertaining and overall not a huge deal. Guys being guys in a stressful situation. We'll see where it leads.
• Drake is whiny and at least mildly coddled, but he's also highly invested and a great fish
• Bashir is whiny and meta and easily tilted by women, but less coddled, challenge-focused, and a great fish.
• Bingo/Bongo are easily sent off the edge and need to be emotionally managed, but they add a fun innocence to the tank and are great fish
• Landon probably shouldn't have been brought back so soon, if at all
• Laura needs to be factory reset by production immediately, or sent home
• Sam should be there this weekend. Probably won't happen.
• Frank isn't really needed this season, unless they make him do something narratively interesting. Either way, probably won't happen.
• Bliccy is funny and a great addition. Didn't see her in S2 and barely watch bitchtank so I never knew her potential
• Goo room has been great
• Market needs to be made necessary again in the final days
• Show stream needs some more narrative direction, or at least some more mystery. Not via rigging, but on a production level.

As an aside: bring Carolina back, instruct her to be a mega bitch, load up the house with women, see if Drake or Bashir cracks first. No challenge, just for fun.

If Carolina accepts those terms, it would be hilarious.

It does not escape me that her name is similar to CK's, but for an 'e'.

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

I'd also like to see something like immunity for sale for a ridiculously high amount of money they could theoretically save up for

Yeah I enjoyed when they pooled together their money to get the poker kit, even if the content of them playing poker wasn't riveting.

I think Bliccy must have the sleeping wrap/pod thing I saw on the higher shelves. I was wondering who would ever buy that. Same with the hitachi lol

 

[skrod]

Just wanted to say fuck all of you for ruining my morning ritual of catching up on fishtank's overnight happenings by reading the thread with a cup of coffee. I understand being a newfag and wanting to argue about your favorite fish but just find someone in sneedchat to sperg at about it instead, I do it every day.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Frank isn't really needed this season, unless they make him do something narratively interesting. Either way, probably won't happen.

I disagree with this, Frank's whole schtick is being a big mean schoolyard bully and that's exactly what this season needs. He wouldn't be doing his s3 schtick of coming in and acting like a deranged nigger, he'd be doing his s2 schtick of psychologically poking fish that need to be poked - so at this point all of them since none of them are really going for the gutpunches and opting to just like hit one another like niggers instead.

Twins need to be yanked out of the coddle, Bashir needs his islam shit checked, Drake needs to be frame mogged. Frank is what's needed right now.

 

[Cracked Aces]

load up the house with women

Are we watching the same show?