🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MercuryDrinker]

P.S. When the very real Vegas wedding happens do you think Dick will be his best man?

He already burned the bridge with Dick earlier last year.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Nick Rekieta still looks like a crack addict.


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[AndyGuntski]

is analwulf ralphs best man?

 

[Rage Pig]

Nick Rekieta still looks like a crack addict.

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Piggy is shitting all over Balldo and his wife. Balldo, being a bish and a coward, is going to take it without hitting back.

 

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Piggy is shitting all over Balldo and his wife. Balldo, being a bish and a coward, is going to take it without hitting back.
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I bet Nick’s hotel room doesn’t look like this

(and he’s in a hotel, not a motel)

 

[Fausto]

Ralph you already did a halfhearted takedown of Lord Balldo a little while ago, if you dont go fully in this time you are a bish and a coward.

No half measures! Drink his blood!

 

[MadStan]

I think the wedding combined with a bowling event is what is called for. Keno Casino can be the DJs.

 

[Schpoots]

Secret agent ralph is on rekietas case.

 

[MadStan]

I bet Nick’s hotel room doesn’t look like this
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(and he’s in a hotel, not a motel)

Yeah, Nick always asks for a room that’s missing the cupboard on the inconvenience sized fridge - in rememberance of his contractor. RIP

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

On second thought its probably Spousal Support they're haggling over. She wants more than one red cent, so Ralph's not having it.

They were married a very short time. Spousal support is unlikely relevant. Child support is, however, but pantsu already knows that's a worthless endeavor. Like the marriage.

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

HOLY FUCKING LE-MAO!!!!!!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It’s amazing how retarded he is simple travel is an impossibility to him

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Would it really be a Ralphatrip without this sort of thing? I say we're off to a good start!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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If Ralph was flying American, he's probably stuck in Dallas. NOT GONNA BE CHEAP TO GET A HOTEL THERE, PIGGERTITS.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

If Ralph was flying American, he's probably stuck in Dallas. NOT GONNA BE CHEAP TO GET A HOTEL THERE, PIGGERTITS

Ralphamales don't stay in hotels unless someone else is paying. They sleep/passout in airports for free!

 

[RollingRock2]

Another drunken missed flight. Better not be late to your own wedding bish!

 

[retardedfaggot]

it was a werk and you fell for it bish

 

[Mr Moonface]

I'm starting to think that the Vegas shotgun marriage to the cracked out blacked porn star might not happen...

 

[Too Sneed to care]

he’ll buy a motorcycle with the money his porn tape makes.

I didn't know you could get a bike for under 1$ (if he actually does make that tape going to be that kind of nasty video that they paid you to take off there hands)

 

[JustStopDude]

As someone that has to travel extensively for work, it's unnerving to see Ralph on regular airlines, on the off chance I am ever on the same plane as him.

He really should be restricted to 3rd world regional airlines and RyanAir.