🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Peeing In The Shower]

As someone that has to travel extensively for work, it's unnerving to see Ralph on regular airlines, on the off chance I am ever on the same plane as him.

He really should be restricted to 3rd world regional airlines and RyanAir.

If he's ever on your flight, you owe us a video.

 

[Rage Pig]

Drunken pig stuck at airport is hollering at anons.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

The bride is traditionally late to the wedding

https://x.com/scarletthampt0n/status/2042480975666377020

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I'm at the point where I fully support these two getting married and having kids.

The corn needs it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh boy, it's another Ralph Can't Catch A Fucking Pre-Paid Flight on Time and Sober But it's Somehow Everybody Else's Fault episode!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Of course she’s in the ER again, and Ralph fucks up his flight. Why wouldn’t they?

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Of course she’s in the ER again, and Ralph fucks up his flight. Why wouldn’t they?

If the Sektur were a TV show the audience would complain that this is just lazy writing having them rehash these tropes so soon.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

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"HARREH LEH ME DIVORCE YUH HORSE AH MEEN DAUGHTA AH GOTS ME A DIME PIECE WAITIN FOH ME IN VEGAS HARREH IT'S A DONE DEAL BISH."

P.S. When the very real Vegas wedding happens do you think Dick will be his best man?

I never ever want to hear incels or blackpill retards bitch and seethe about not getting laid when this geriatric, deadbeat, hollering, woman-beating, drug addicted, bankrupt fat pig can snag a blonde 15 years his junior.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

I never ever want to hear incels or blackpill retards bitch and seethe about not getting laid when this geriatric, deadbeat, hollering, woman-beating, drug addicted, bankrupt fat pig can snag a blonde 15 years his junior.

It doesn't matter who you are, there is a 25 year old blonde spinner chickenhead out there for you too! As long as you find one that's sufficiently mentally ill, drug addicted, blacked and pornstar-ed to consider you.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The bride is traditionally late to the wedding

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https://x.com/scarletthampt0n/status/2042480975666377020

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Ralph I can understand but how does she end up in the ER at the airport?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nick Rekieta still looks like a crack addict.

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He looks like he hangs around outside high schools revving his midlife crisis mobile (if it's not been totalled again) trying to enlist new members for the polycule.

He really should be restricted to 3rd world regional airlines and RyanAir.

Don't put that evil on me. Ryanair flights are miserable enough without a filthy unwashed hollering hog drunk off his ass screaming at flight attendants.

 

[MadStan]

I love how Ethan thoroughly believes that his immense pull in this world is enough to make American Airlines buckle to his demands, fearful that his millions of followers will leave the airline in droves.

I'd be the type of guy to purposefully catch a flight if I knew Ralph was on it to get a video, but it's almost a guarantee he won't make a fight, making stalking impossible. Sigh.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Ralphs latest tweets. I guess he had a nice sleep on the airport floor!


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[Indrick Boreale]

Wouldn't be a love story without the drama and tragedy. Can't wait for the sappy farewells from the star-crossed lovers.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

You know I think this marriage will workout well for ol piggertits. Scarlet missed the flight and so did Ralph. Call me naive but I think Ralph finally found someone on his level.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Wouldn't be a love story without the drama and tragedy.

The tragedy here is that the public at large has to involuntary interact with these two.

 

[Sithis]

Ralphs latest tweets. I guess he had a nice sleep on the airport floor!

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"I didn't even put her in the hospital" is such white trash energy lol

 

[JustStopDude]

love how Ethan thoroughly believes that his immense pull in this world is enough to make American Airlines buckle to his demands, fearful that his millions of followers will leave the airline in droves.

Turns out the chat bot that runs the American Airlines twitter account is a big fan of the Killstream, if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph I can understand but how does she end up in the ER at the airport?

Probably passed out at the airport and they took her in thinking she had OD'd

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Don't put that evil on me. Ryanair flights are miserable enough without a filthy unwashed hollering hog drunk off his ass screaming at flight attendants.

I'd rather be on the Plane Ride from Hell than fly Ryanair with Ralph.