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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Very impressed with Burt's performance on S5 but not at all surprised. I'll now take an apology from all the "Burt Fatigue" people i've seen over the past year. For the new people, please go watch his streams with Frank Hassle on his youtube after the season ends. The IRL hassling streams in NYC are some of the best fishtank-related content out there and if you can find the stuff from Burt on magic stars (probably not on youtube), it's even better. The magic stars stuff has Letty, Frank Hassle, and season 4 contestant Freddy and it got so crazy that the cops showed up at his apartment.

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It was a perfect bit imo. You get the two free loaders that a lot of the audience wanted to suffah, and they essentially get them to mess with each other. Vimp gets to be stalked by the mentally 13-year old stuck in a man’s body, who she doesn’t want to string along and hurt for real or be too hard on him in her rejection. If she pity kisses him she makes it worse in the long run for herself and him, and if she doesn’t it also stings a bit. For Landon it’s just a massive humiliation ritual, amplified by his clinical autism.

There’s a bit of a silver lining though. As others have said this is important growth for Landon. Especially for someone who’s on the spectrum and struggles a lot with reading other people’s emotions. Rejection is a part of life, especially as a dude, and it makes you better to gauge who’s actually interested in you and who isn’t.
 
Spiritually a josiecell.

Edit: guys post all your twins compilations of their best moments and prove me wrong lol. I'm sure it isn't all the same crap Josie did at all.
One of them caught a bug then released it, then they drew something, then sat in front of the ad screen. As Bashir said: watching Landon clean, twins draw or him pray is content.

It's funny how merely posting that twins are boring brings such an overwhelming negative response and accusations of you wanting to watch hellhouse with shit throwing and fist fights. There's been plenty of funny stuff recently that's doesn't boil down to "look at them sit in a chair... but in a cutesy way! so silly! omg!". If Landon or Bashir were female, people would actually argue that them cleaning or praying is content.
 
Very impressed with Burt's performance on S5 but not at all surprised. I'll now take an apology from all the "Burt Fatigue" people i've seen over the past year. For the new people, please go watch his streams with Frank Hassle on his youtube after the season ends. The IRL hassling streams in NYC are some of the best fishtank-related content out there and if you can find the stuff from Burt on magic stars (probably not on youtube), it's even better. The magic stars stuff has Letty, Frank Hassle, and season 4 contestant Freddy and it got so crazy that the cops showed up at his apartment.

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The S3 nostalgia hit pretty hard when he was stuck in the goo room, utterly confused by the nonsense. It was like the Penthouse all over again. The wiggers should have put a white board and some markers in there for him to write on, though I understand that would also lead to suboptimal goo production.

TBH I was more surprised that they got Alex B on, then subsequently disappointed when it turned out his brain was too fried to even do anything besides yelling and having schizophrenic breakdowns over everything.
 
I think so many guys genuinely dont understand what women what. Especially men on kiwifarms/4chan. Women can work and provide for themselves and as more women enter the workforce, the "traditional" value of men as a breadwinner has degraded significantly. Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them, not some dude eqho works a decent 9-5 and comes home and crushes 8 beers and passes put on the couch
listen, as the designated married woman of sneedchat:
we want men that can function
Landon can't function

it's that simple
 
The twins are bring propped up by the same people that propped up Josie lol. Not surprising, but definitely disappointing. Are we forever doomed to a revolving door of ugly autistic females that a large portion of the fan base will simp for, one after another cannibalizing their predecessors audience?
Probably yeah, this is a show about retards for retards and nobody ever learns anything. Were all stuck in samsara together.
How do you feel watching your tiger getting utterly raped? I found it deeply amusing, and hope the humiliation continues.
 
This morning while TTS was harassing Landon, Vimp was fighting back against TTS by calling them incels who lived in their mom's basement. A TTS tried to point out how all of her insults describe Landon but I guess she misheard the TTS and forgot she used those as insults because then she started defending those traits.

 
This morning while TTS was harassing Landon, Vimp was fighting back against TTS by calling them incels who lived in their mom's basement. A TTS tried to point out how all of her insults describe Landon but I guess she misheard the TTS and forgot she used those as insults because then she started defending those traits.

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She followed that up a few moments later with "I can't tie my shoes either."
 
How do you feel watching your tiger getting utterly raped? I found it deeply amusing, and hope the humiliation continues.
I thought it was hilarious, I watch the show for moments like that. Not sure how disliking the twins means I'm a Landon fan lol.

This did remind me a read a funny message earlier: how do you think James Drake feels competing for the prize against two people who have been eliminated once already.
 
Women want an emotionally mature man
Yeah I don't know about that champ, those types tend to be seen as boring and safe. Women want men who are status symbols, women want men who act like crazy animals to everyone but themselves. They are addicted to the high of "He's a danger to everyone but me, I'm special." You have to remember a key difference between male and female ego is the male ego thinks it can beat up a bear, the female ego thinks it can befriend the bear.
 
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