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Freshtodeath said:
Household cleaners have ammonia which he doesn't need a dusk mask for at all. I've now noticed that almost all his instagram posts since the breakup have been subtle hints to leanna. "hey leanna come back I am cleaning". "hey leanna come back I am cooking". Dude is seriously fucked. What went through his head that he needed a dust mask?
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The mask is to prevent the cleaning chemicals from getting into his nostrils. After all, he doesn't want to override the scent of all those hamburgers and boxed eggplant patties he cooks for himself.
 
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FapCupFanta said:
The mask is to prevent the cleaning chemicals from getting into his nostrils. After all, he doesn't want to override the scent of all those hamburgers and boxed eggplant patties he cooks for himself.
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I don't see how that would be a problem unless his face was a foot away from the surface he's spraying and he was huffing snorting the fumes.

But this is Phil, so who knows really.
 
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Keystone said:
I don't see how that would be a problem unless his face was a foot away from the surface he's spraying and he was huffing snorting the fumes.

But this is Phil, so who knows really.
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Have you seen the man unclog a toliet? He got a special plunger, some sort of clear plastic fabric, safety goggles, covered the floor, and filmed it. For him, basic home repair/cleaning or small chores are events.
 
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Keanu Reeves said:
Have you seen the man unclog a toliet? He got a special plunger, some sort of clear plastic fabric, safety goggles, covered the floor, and filmed it. For him, basic home repair/cleaning or small chores are events.
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And in using this Rube Goldberg machine that covered the entirety of his toilet with plastic, he still managed to splash water all over both himself and the bathroom. Because this is Phil Burnell, the only thing more filled with bacon grease and shit than his own toilet.
 
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Keanu Reeves said:
Have you seen the man unclog a toliet? He got a special plunger, some sort of clear plastic fabric, safety goggles, covered the floor, and filmed it. For him, basic home repair/cleaning or small chores are events.
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I must've missed that video actually, but it sure sounds like Phil.

Now you've got me wondering how often he's going to clean his toilet and bathtub, since Leanna probably did that too. I bet he'd make a video of him cleaning his shit encrusted toilet with scrubbing bubbles and somehow managing to fuck even that up.
 
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Keystone said:
I must've missed that video actually, but it sure sounds like Phil.

Now you've got me wondering how often he's going to clean his toilet and bathtub, since Leanna probably did that too. I bet he'd make a video of him cleaning his shit encrusted toilet with scrubbing bubbles and somehow managing to fuck even that up.
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Here's the video, I can't find any mentally ill sociopath detractor videos of it so just from DSP himself. It's honestly pretty funny to me, him conversing with Pandalee is so awkward. And using a sink plunger (round with nothing protruding out, unlike a toilet plunger which has a suction cup built for the small toilet hole) despite all his preparation is hilarious.
 
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I tried looking up that specific plunger since he made such a big deal about it because I wanted to see how much he paid for it but I couldn't find it anywhere. He probably paid something in the ballpark of $30 for it because it was a great chance to show off a little.

Also love how he has all of these accessories and none of them help him from getting splashed anyway. :story:
 
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Bilderberg Team Builder said:
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4.5 hours to clean a Triplex and now his back is hurting. Time to break out the gin and burgers.
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So if this is anything like his 4 hour streams I guess the first hour was Dsp sitting on his couch bitching about his life and once an hour he took a bathroom break which lasted at least ten minutes. This was an offline cleaning so he couldn't get distracted by stream chat so he kept looking at his phone waiting for the next opportunity to call someone moron on Twitter. I say he cleaned two hours max but Phil thinks he is always on the clock even when he is taking a shit.
 
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wonder if he's a germaphobe it would explain the mask. He also wore latex gloves when cooking and when carving a pumpkin for halloween.
 
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For those who don't know, I made a poll last December to determine what had been (in kiwis' eyes) the worst (in other words, the "best") playthrough of 2016 by DSP.
Since I ended up having to exclude some candidates because of how many playthroughs there were, I've decided to make a poll to determine what kiwis think is the worst playthrough of this year, thus far. I'll be using the data from this poll to exclude playthroughs that receive no votes (or very few) in the inevitable worst dsp playthrough of the year poll that will arrive this December.

EDIT: Link removed, results will be posted soon.

I'll remove the link and post the results this next Thursday at 3:00 PM UTC.
It'll be interesting to see what playthrough will win out, ARMS, Injustice 2, Tekken 7 and USF2 were all fucking terrible, and Crash 3 is very damn close, if not outright among them, but there are other gems like the Persona 5 playthrough and Friday the 13th.
(BTW, I'm aware he started Walking Dead and Ocarina of time during late December, but I'm counting them as 2017 playthroughs because the main bulk of the playthroughs were done this past January. I'm not including any marathons as they don't really provide much material, even the Ride to Hell one)
Vote now!
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
For those who don't know, I made a poll last December to determine what had been (in kiwis' eyes) the worst (in other words, the "best") playthrough of 2016 by DSP.
Since I ended up having to exclude some candidates because of how many playthroughs there were, I've decided to make a poll to determine what kiwis think is the worst playthrough of this year, thus far. I'll be using the data from this poll to exclude playthroughs that receive no votes (or very few) in the inevitable worst dsp playthrough of the year poll that will arrive this December.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13424112

I'll remove the link and post the results this next Thursday at 3:00 PM UTC.
It'll be interesting to see what playthrough will win out, ARMS, Injustice 2, Tekken 7 and USF2 were all fucking terrible, and Crash 3 is very damn close, if not outright among them, but there are other gems like the Persona 5 playthrough and Friday the 13th.
(BTW, I'm aware he started Walking Dead and Ocarina of time during late December, but I'm counting them as 2017 playthroughs because the main bulk of the playthroughs were done this past January. I'm not including any marathons as they don't really provide much material, even the Ride to Hell one)
Vote now!
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ARMS takes the cake as his worst thus far in 2017. DSP made no effort to properly learn the controls, showed not even the smallest shred of patience or maturity, and repeatedly flipped off the camera along with letting loose, "Fuck you, Nintendo. Bunch of fucking assholes. I'd love to kick you right in your Japanese balls."
It also seemed to trigger some inner primal rage whenever the child's voice would frequently come up announcing, "KO." As in the game is meant for a kid, and that rubbed salt deep in the wound that he sucked so damn bad.
Add to that he rage quit after just a few streams, ARMS is his worst playthrough of the year so far.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
ARMS takes the cake as his worst thus far in 2017. DSP made no effort to properly learn the controls, showed not even the smallest shred of patience or maturity, and repeatedly flipped off the camera along with letting loose, "Fuck you, Nintendo. Bunch of fucking assholes. I'd love to kick you right in your Japanese balls."
It also seemed to trigger some inner primal rage whenever the child's voice would frequently come up announcing, "KO." As in the game is meant for a kid, and that rubbed salt deep in the wound that he sucked so damn bad.
Add to that he rage quit after just a few streams, ARMS is his worst playthrough of the year so far.
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I voted for ARMS as well. Hard choice, especially given how craptastic the other playthroughs were (Especially with Crash 3, another close contender for me) but ARMS was just disastrous. At least with Crash 3, he actually finished the game. Yeah I know, that's not saying much, but that makes it slightly less worse than ARMS. Emphasis on slightly.
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
For those who don't know, I made a poll last December to determine what had been (in kiwis' eyes) the worst (in other words, the "best") playthrough of 2016 by DSP.
Since I ended up having to exclude some candidates because of how many playthroughs there were, I've decided to make a poll to determine what kiwis think is the worst playthrough of this year, thus far. I'll be using the data from this poll to exclude playthroughs that receive no votes (or very few) in the inevitable worst dsp playthrough of the year poll that will arrive this December.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13424112

I'll remove the link and post the results this next Thursday at 3:00 PM UTC.
It'll be interesting to see what playthrough will win out, ARMS, Injustice 2, Tekken 7 and USF2 were all fucking terrible, and Crash 3 is very damn close, if not outright among them, but there are other gems like the Persona 5 playthrough and Friday the 13th.
(BTW, I'm aware he started Walking Dead and Ocarina of time during late December, but I'm counting them as 2017 playthroughs because the main bulk of the playthroughs were done this past January. I'm not including any marathons as they don't really provide much material, even the Ride to Hell one)
Vote now!
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Probably Nier, because spectacle fighters with Phil trigger the shit out of me and the story is shooting way too high for his inferior mind to understand, or ARMS due to his constant tard rage.
 
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