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[Zeorus]

EDIT: Direct link to meeting audio:
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/meeting-recording.ogg

My favorite quote from his mom in this: "Why aren't those students being prosecuted for religious prosecution?"

 

[RP 520]

The audio seals it: I'm gonna start digging for info on Vicki for her inevitable thread. She is a total cow. God DAMN.

I'd keep it in this thread and have a mod update the title.

 

[BestUserName]

Yeah granted but like that can't be the sole fucking reason? I mean are there some people with that who do show some form of critical judgement or do people who can't use autism as an excuse.

Spoiler

I know tism manifests diffently in everyone so that's why I'm somewhat surprised by the answer

I have yet to see anybody with the 'tism who was not cancer.

 

[Billy_Sama]

With his ego, sperging, and out of touch of everything, Skylar could make it to the top at the Catholic League.

 

[Lorento]

If God made Skylar in his own image, then no wonder nobody's believing anymore.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

The encounters audio are saved on my computer just in case Skylarchan decided it was enought.
Indeed his mom sound like a crazy version of "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER" type of person

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

@Skylar Ittner

As you consider yourself an example of heterosexual maledom, are you angry with your parents for giving you a girl's name?

 

[The Iconoclast]

I wonder if he only made an account so he could egg us on about upholding our rules and regulations on a technicality.

Do not create topics about forum members. If you believe someone discovered by their account on the forum deserves a thread, ask staff first.

 

[Zim]

I wonder if he only made an account so he could egg us on about upholding our rules and regulations on a technicality.

If he tries he's going to be extremely disappointed. He became a member after the thread was made. However I'd love to see him start complaining about it because that always works.

Anyway just holy crap. I was going to start digging around to find anything relevant to @Skylar Ittner but it seems he's perfectly happy just doing it himself. I haven't listened to any of the recordings yet but from what you all are saying it sounds like they are going to try and make fools out of themselves on a national level. Well, as national as you can get with conservative Catholic news almost no one listens to. Autism doesn't give you the right to do anything you want. It can get you out of getting in trouble as we've seen with CWC multiple times but Skylar Ittner seems too high functioning for people to just let it go.

I really want him to attempt a lolsuit against this school. The Ittner 's seem completely off their rockers and are trying to deflect blame for Skylar's spedish tendencies. Blaming the school for Skylar not having any friends is probably the best. Zero friends at college means either you don't socialize or you're unpleasant to be around for some reason. I'm going for a bit of both but leaning mostly toward the later. At any rate this just shows that if you stare into the light too much you go blind to the real world.

 

[Lurker]

@Skylar Ittner

oompa loompa doopadee do
i've got a truthbomb to drop on you
oompa loompa doopadah dee
look, you sped, just listen to me

what do you get from homeschooling a brat?
a closeted gay autist who is also fat
why don't you try learning how to actually code?
or is that too hard you smug-faced toad?
you'll get no
you'll get no
you'll get no
you'll get no
you'll get no respect from us

oompa loompa doompadee dah
with your shitty attitude you will not go far
you'll probably be foreveralone too
unlike the oompa
oompa loompa doompadee do

 

[Orkeosaurus]

"My son did not go to this school to have his faith challenged".
That's kind of the point of a religious school.

 

[January Cyst]

Just in case:

eo-hearing-recording.ogg

meeting-recording.ogg

conduct_board_03.08.2017.ogg

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm still working my way through this audio, but I can tell you right now, nothing's going to top:
Skylar's Mom: "Are you familiar with autism?"
College Staff: "Ye-e-e-es"

 

[Zim]

I'm still working my way through this audio, but I can tell you right now, nothing's going to top:
Skylar's Mom: "Are you familiar with autism?"
College Staff: "Ye-e-e-es"

Where a normal kid would die of embarrassment ... :autism::autism::autism:

 

[Quijibo69]

He should have just posted "Looking for 18 to 29 year old white women , no homos or darkies. Call Skylar at 123-666-7777".

 

[PTNR 2.0]

"My son did not go to this school to have his faith challenged".
That's kind of the point of a religious school.

"Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction."

"As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another."

-some stupid SJW purple hair fake-Catholic cuckbook or something, idk

 

[dunbrine47]

Skylar, if you want to rebuke the Catholic Church, I want to show you how to do it right:

Spoiler: This is how you do it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Skylar, if you want to rebuke the Catholic Church, I want to show you how to do it right:

Spoiler: This is how you do it.

Martin Luther was the original autist who got in trouble for putting up posters

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Skylar, if you want to rebuke the Catholic Church, I want to show you how to do it right:

Spoiler: This is how you do it.

you know that's exactly how he saw himself as he put the push pins through his poster; big smirk on his face

 

[Florence]

Martin Luther was the original autist who got in trouble for putting up posters

Luther was obsessed with shit as well... Sounds remarkably similar to a few of the cows here.