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@LiveFromNS - You weren't kidding. I'm 39 minutes in now and this certainly hasn't gotten dull.

Skylar compared himself to Jesus and said the school admins were "crucifying" him, went on an off topic autistic rant about how a traditional Catholic hat looked like a KKK hood (before acknowledging it was totally off topic) to which the administrator just responded along the lines of "okay..." before moving on, and then went on a barely coherent diatribe about feminism and compared the school administrators to feminists. The whole time being enabled by his mom who kept chiming in acting like Skylar was a persecuted hero.

EDIT - Highlights later on:

-Skylar's mom complained about the fact that Skylar had "no friends" (her words, not mine) at school, and blamed the school for this.
-Skylar compared the school administration to the Nazis.
-Skylar claimed that the disciplinary proceedings made him want to vomit, which constituted them causing physical harm to him, which is one of the 1000 things he'll sue them for.
-Skylar unironically accused the admin of "verbal assault" for having told him he'd have to leave campus during the poster incident.
 
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@BoingBoingBoi asked on page 1 whether Nrx guys would be interested in this, not that I've seen and it would only be the low level spergs that don't hide their powerlevel that we've attracted here in the past. Social Matter probably won't be talking about this except in passing, they take a wider view of society.

Reading through his stuff he sounds like a basic bitch Cath trad LARPer, not an alt-right shitposter or a smug Neo-Reaction guy quoting Nick land about atomization and acceleration-ism. I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this is just a dumb home-schooled Catholic lolcow.
 
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Off Topic sperging ahoy:

Does anyone know of any apps to play this at? I've got a commute home, and I want to listen to the recording on my laptop. But, I can't seem to be able to play this with Windows Media Player, something to do with it being an Ogg file, are there any fixes for that?

Triggered fivehead said it already, but people, get VLC. That thing works like a dream. I have put corrupted video files in it and they play perfectly.
 
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