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[homonculus]

@Skylar Ittner Good luck transferring your credits, buddy!

 

[Cato]

@LiveFromNS - You weren't kidding. I'm 39 minutes in now and this certainly hasn't gotten dull.

Skylar compared himself to Jesus and said the school admins were "crucifying" him, went on an off topic autistic rant about how a traditional Catholic hat looked like a KKK hood (before acknowledging it was totally off topic) to which the administrator just responded along the lines of "okay..." before moving on, and then went on a barely coherent diatribe about feminism and compared the school administrators to feminists. The whole time being enabled by his mom who kept chiming in acting like Skylar was a persecuted hero.

EDIT - Highlights later on:

-Skylar's mom complained about the fact that Skylar had "no friends" (her words, not mine) at school, and blamed the school for this.
-Skylar compared the school administration to the Nazis.
-Skylar claimed that the disciplinary proceedings made him want to vomit, which constituted them causing physical harm to him, which is one of the 1000 things he'll sue them for.
-Skylar unironically accused the admin of "verbal assault" for having told him he'd have to leave campus during the poster incident.

 

[fishercat]

I only just came into this thread and when I saw his picture I legit thought he was ten years old at first. That's one hell of a baby face.

 

[Tempest]

here are the next two meetings
1: https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/conduct_board_03.08.2017.ogg

2: https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/eo-hearing-recording.ogg

(too large to embed on site)

 

[Globe]

That's one hell of a baby face.

Seems appropriate given that the more transcripts of the audio i read, the more he sounds like a toddler throwing an enormous tantrum.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I wonder whether one of his signs mentioned him looking for a boyfriend-free girl, white, slim to average body type, no booze, no cigs, no drugs, must have a car, no niggos... to build into a sweetheart from the ground up.

 

[fishercat]

Seems appropriate given that the more transcripts of the audio i read, the more he sounds like a toddler throwing an enormous tantrum.

I am astounded that this is an adult we're talking about.

 

[MarineN*423543]

I am astounded that this is an adult we're talking about.

Welcome to the farms

 

[Admiral Piett]

Please tell me someone's archived these. I've downloaded one of Skylar's recordings, but the rest of you need to just go and download the others, because this sounds too amazing to let the world forget.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I imagine him with a nasal tone nerd voice. Oh wait! He does!

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is like a twisted version of the Attraction Sign gone horribly wrong.

 

[fishercat]

I like how in the second audio he tells that one guy that he's "not doing his job" when he's stating the facts on what happened.

 

[Begemot]

@BoingBoingBoi asked on page 1 whether Nrx guys would be interested in this, not that I've seen and it would only be the low level spergs that don't hide their powerlevel that we've attracted here in the past. Social Matter probably won't be talking about this except in passing, they take a wider view of society.

Reading through his stuff he sounds like a basic bitch Cath trad LARPer, not an alt-right shitposter or a smug Neo-Reaction guy quoting Nick land about atomization and acceleration-ism. I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this is just a dumb home-schooled Catholic lolcow.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

What an insufferable sack of shit this guy is. No self awareness whatsoever and will keep being an unlikeable prick his whole life. If Chris-Chan is any more proof of this, it seems being coddled by mommy produces the most egotistical nutbags alive.

 

[MG 620]

Off Topic sperging ahoy:

Does anyone know of any apps to play this at? I've got a commute home, and I want to listen to the recording on my laptop. But, I can't seem to be able to play this with Windows Media Player, something to do with it being an Ogg file, are there any fixes for that?

VLC media player/VLC for Android?

 

[Rokko]

@Skylar Ittner
What would you do if you had kids and one of them turned out to be gay?

Also, Skylar Ittner can be anagrammed to Tyrants Liker. Any thought about that? Is it true?

 

[PTNR 2.0]

The audio seals it: I'm gonna start digging for info on Vicki for her inevitable thread. She is a total cow. God DAMN.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Off Topic sperging ahoy:

Does anyone know of any apps to play this at? I've got a commute home, and I want to listen to the recording on my laptop. But, I can't seem to be able to play this with Windows Media Player, something to do with it being an Ogg file, are there any fixes for that?

Triggered fivehead said it already, but people, get VLC. That thing works like a dream. I have put corrupted video files in it and they play perfectly.

 

[Zeorus]

The audio seals it: I'm gonna start digging for info on Vicki for her inevitable thread. She is a total cow. God DAMN.

But does she have a shitty app?

 

[Lunachu]

But does she have a shitty app?

I don't think she made any shitty apps but she did manage to make a shitty human. So that's something I guess.