What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Just a lot of weird shit happening around the world now if the war's got you down. We got weird lights and symbols in the sky. The sky turning weird colors. Wolfmen! Panicked 911 calls sayings THAT IS NOT HUMAN! Maybe the meteors are a secret US Iron dome because people would be freaked out if they knew the US was being fired on. Aliens are out Angels and Demons are IN!
Project Blue Beam is a go. Activation code Ronald McDonald.

I listen to old Art Bell C2C shows all the time and the amount of times I've heard Richard Dolan talk about Disclosure and how it's totally coming in '96/'97/'98 etc has made me cynical of the whole alien bullshit. Jacque Vallie had it right, they ain't aliens, they're something else and 99% of people aren't ready for it. And I don't mean in the Brookings Report bullshit. Fae are real.

Anyone else notice the lack of posts in this thread during the Iran War? I'll let my bosses at Mossad know to keep up posting in conspiracy threads or else people will start (((noticing)))
 
Anyone else notice the lack of posts in this thread during the Iran War? I'll let my bosses at Mossad know to keep up posting in conspiracy threads or else people will start (((noticing)))
Honestly it seems cyclical, almost I want to say seasonal. Sort of ebbs and flows. If this is a normal lull though I couldn't really say. On my end I've been pretty quiet because for me and what I normally post, it just hasn't really come up in my algorithm. But I haven't been fed much war stuff honestly, Like I'll see the news, but I'm personally getting distracted by lolcows.

Edit: That comet I was watching dove into the Sun, but I'm also getting that 3I/ATLAS WAS in fact the Hopi prophecy that I mentioned way back when I started talking about 3I/ATLAS.
 
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Anyone else notice the lack of posts in this thread during the Iran War? I'll let my bosses at Mossad know to keep up posting in conspiracy threads or else people will start (((noticing)))
I thought for sure there would be at least one post regarding the April Fool's Day launch. I've been very surprised.
 
I thought for sure there would be at least one post regarding the April Fool's Day launch. I've been very surprised.
What? Are you doubting the moon landing? Say the word "cashew" and I'll make sure you aren't sure sent to the camps.
 
Anyone else notice the lack of posts in this thread during the Iran War? I'll let my bosses at Mossad know to keep up posting in conspiracy threads or else people will start (((noticing)))
It probably doesn't help that previously "crazy" conspiracy theories are just flat out real. 15 years ago saying Israel is controlling American policy was leftist antisemitism while now it's simple fact that America has started a foreign war FOR Israel. Hell, even micro transactions in video games have been linked to legitimate high level criminal conspiracies. Sometimes it's hard to talk about conspiracy theory when it's less of a mystery about the world and more a story about how power corrupts.

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I think aliens have shut off the nukes. UFO's being seen nuclear sites has been a thing for a while now and I remember reading this article that described how nuclear testing in the 40's and 50's changed how Earths electromagnetic field worked. My theory is that aliens need Earth to not be an irradiated mess for some reason but rather than deal with humans they just fly to our sites and neutralize the weapons. On the human level it's why I think that more and more new leadership in the world is ready for larger conflict; being mad isn't MAD anymore.
 
My theory is that aliens need Earth to not be an irradiated mess for some reason but rather than deal with humans they just fly to our sites and neutralize the weapons. On the human level it's why I think that more and more new leadership in the world is ready for larger conflict; being mad isn't MAD anymore.
Someone gets it! Rules of Acquisition 34: War is good for business,
 
I don't know what this is and don't judge me. I'll be over on somewhere like Reddit. It'll suggest me some hot chick shilling her OnlyFans. Whatever, I'll check out a hot chick. I click through on a Redgifs and scroll. We know advertising cookies, algorithms, or whatever track what we like. So why the fuck when I'm scrolling some hot chick will it interject and show me some ugly fat naked black chick randomly? It in no way fits any of the parameters of what I am interested in. It feels deliberate.
 
I don't know what this is and don't judge me. I'll be over on somewhere like Reddit. It'll suggest me some hot chick shilling her OnlyFans. Whatever, I'll check out a hot chick. I click through on a Redgifs and scroll. We know advertising cookies, algorithms, or whatever track what we like. So why the fuck when I'm scrolling some hot chick will it interject and show me some ugly fat naked black chick randomly? It in no way fits any of the parameters of what I am interested in. It feels deliberate.
He is slowly becoming desensitized to the horrors he is witnessing.
 
It probably doesn't help that previously "crazy" conspiracy theories are just flat out real. 15 years ago saying Israel is controlling American policy was leftist antisemitism while now it's simple fact that America has started a foreign war FOR Israel. Hell, even micro transactions in video games have been linked to legitimate high level criminal conspiracies.
At this point it's only a matter of time before Communist Revolution and Civil War hits the US at full force. And I didn't mean simple civil unrest like the Floyd Riots, this is the Russia 1917 and Yugoslavian Civil War type of total collapse. Needless to say this directly leads to WWIII, then full blown globalism and the realization of Agenda 21.

And trust me if you are even remotely aware of the cultural, social and political developments in these 10 or so years this is the direction where the human species is heading to.

Alex Jones the crisis actor clown will be right again and you will see it when the states get occupied by warlords during a civil unrest scenario.
 
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It feels deliberate.
Zoomers & Gen Alpha have had completely malformed sexual developments as a result of EPI, it should be obvious at this point. There's a reason porn is free nowadays, and it's not out of MindGeek's generosity. It doesn't help that the average person is vastly less attractive (physical health is shitty from starbucks goyslop, mannerisms & socialization destroyed by isolation, pandemic and helicopter parenting) than in prior days. If you go outside it's also obvious that the majority of clothing people are wearing is effectively not sexually dimorphic anymore, with the exception of leggings, goddamned leggings. They show off the ass, the one body part shown most in porn, and "coincidentally" the one body part both men & women have. our society has degenerated so far from what it used to be.
 
A thought that best goes here, I think:

Why is AI free?

Every time humans come out with a new technology it is expensive if you are an early adopter. It's not usually until a technology becomes readily available to everyone it becomes affordable as well. Until it swings back around because of capitalism and just become more expensive like iPhones or the next generation of consoles that they are saying to be $1k minimum now. Gaming is no longer a leisure pastime.

But AI is free.

Forget about all the bad shit that could happen if I ever goes Skynet or I have No Mouth and I Must Scream for a minute. Let's just say for this exercise that won't happen. Only good outcomes. AI could only be benefit to humanity.

Why is AI free? Humanity has discovered insulin and in 2026 we have people having too choose if they pay for insulin or eat or have a home even.

But AI is free?

And then you add in all the bad stuff AI has already brought about. Anyone can access it. It's everywhere, you WILL use AI.

AI is the Mark of the Beast,

I mean, we're already cyborgs if you really think about it, we just haven't integrated out flesh and circuits yet. Smartphone in hand or smart glasses could easily cover hand or head. Plus all the identification stuff going on all around the world. Everything using AI to determine if you are old enough.

So why do you think AI is free, anyway?
 
So why do you think AI is free, anyway?
Simple. LLMs are made by techbros, who have operated on a "make thing, give it away to capture the market, monetise the users and data later" model since the 90s. You may not have noticed that they're all pivoting to the monetisation part now. OpenAI is putting ads in responses. Anthropic charges a lot of money. All the LLMs are switching to a freemium model, where they offer a basic feature set for free and up-charge for more use or more features.
 
Simple. LLMs are made by techbros, who have operated on a "make thing, give it away to capture the market, monetise the users and data later" model since the 90s. You may not have noticed that they're all pivoting to the monetisation part now. OpenAI is putting ads in responses. Anthropic charges a lot of money. All the LLMs are switching to a freemium model, where they offer a basic feature set for free and up-charge for more use or more features.
I hadn't, no. My broke ass had never been able to afford to be an early adopter. Only place I use it is as tools in other tools (like background removal in a video editing program.), if I do a Google search I always add -ai to not see the AI at the top.

I don't think it's just a money thing though. There are AI toasters with subscription models now. If they weren't charging money somehow at this point I think I would be more suspicious of it.

Why the push to get everyone and everything to use AI so hard though?

To make this discussion a little more crackpot, I think that Disclosure Day isn't going to be aliens, it's going to be that we actually are in a simulation. Whether it's a game, a historical simulation to find something out, or just to get people's opinions like in Simulacron-3, or plugged into some sort of life simulator like in Rick and Morty. Because everything I've seen about Disclosure Day is that it's big and most people won't be able to handle it. But maybe if they are used to interacting with AI, things they know aren't "real" people it might ease the pain of not being real themselves.

Because think about it; if there really is a God or Creator or whatever, something that gave us life there are so many religions on Earth right now, only one can be ultimately correct. On the scale of human history 2, 000 years is a tiny fraction of when our specific branch of humanity has been around. How many versions of Christianity have there been? Belief is a powerful thing and finding out that there is a god but it's not going to take you to rapture because actually it's some obscure religion you've never heard of before because we haven't discovered that brand of human yet would be pretty soul-crushing.

Ever play the Sims when it was good? You could put your Sim into the pool and take away the ladder, watch them drown. Didn't matter, right? They weren't real. (Personally I had a painting troll. I built a basement with no way up and just had him paint endlessly making money for the whole household. They never knew about each other. I know I would feel horrible if I was shown undisputable proof that they were alive and felt something. That's real enough for me. Then we're told that it's us too.

I've thought for a while now we're in a historical simulation to find out what went wrong, and I thought it was social media. In case you couldn't tell though - I think it's AI not social media now.

But hey, we could easily be some AI somewhere running through scenarios of what could happen, not what did happen.

Either way I don't think most people would be able to existentially handle the thought of it all being a simulation.
 
To make this discussion a little more crackpot, I think that Disclosure Day isn't going to be aliens, it's going to be that we actually are in a simulation. Whether it's a game, a historical simulation to find something out, or just to get people's opinions like in Simulacron-3, or plugged into some sort of life simulator like in Rick and Morty. Because everything I've seen about Disclosure Day is that it's big and most people won't be able to handle it. But maybe if they are used to interacting with AI, things they know aren't "real" people it might ease the pain of not being real themselves.
I think "simulation theory" is likely true, but in the form it is most commonly presented, it is basically creationism for reddit atheists who think they are being sooo original and profound by finding evidence of intelligent design.

Because think about it; if there really is a God or Creator or whatever, something that gave us life there are so many religions on Earth right now, only one can be ultimately correct. On the scale of human history 2, 000 years is a tiny fraction of when our specific branch of humanity has been around. How many versions of Christianity have there been? Belief is a powerful thing and finding out that there is a god but it's not going to take you to rapture because actually it's some obscure religion you've never heard of before because we haven't discovered that brand of human yet would be pretty soul-crushing.
My own subjective opinion is that the Gnostics were pretty close to the truth- basically we were created by a "God" who was not the Supreme Being, but we each contain divinity within ourselves due to intervention by the "real" God. We are trapped within an energy-harvesting simulation because the "God" of this world doesn't have the divine spark and can't make divine energy himself, nor can "demons" who are basically his minions and exist by parasiting off human energy. The "real" God can't help us because we are trapped in the physical realm and breaking it would destroy us. This is why "messengers" like Jesus were sent, though their message is frequently corrupted and twisted to support earthly religious and political structures.

The upcoming technocratic state that is being built, is designed to make people not think about their own divinity and rely on tech and AI for everything, including knowledge and research. That's a feature, not a bug.

Either way I don't think most people would be able to existentially handle the thought of it all being a simulation.
Most people could handle it if you told them that said simulation was created by "God". What they really can't handle is the idea that history, religion, politics, and popular culture are all fake and/or heavily manipulated in very specific ways.
 
I mostly agree. I mean digital or light, it's all energy, right? Virtual or non material may just be a matter of semantics. Gnosticism was also one of the things I was thinking of when I mentioned how many versions of Christianity have there been? Imagine if that pot had never been broken the conversation we might be having now.

This though, I disagree with.
Most people could handle it if you told them that said simulation was created by "God". What they really can't handle is the idea that history, religion, politics, and culture are all fake and/or heavily manipulated in very specific ways.
Most people, I think have to be right, and prove they are right. We wouldn't have lolcows if that wasn't the case. And we live in a time where everyone can post the most inconsequential thing about their lives as if it were life-changing but also everyone can give their opinions on it. I mean sure some people would be fine with the idea of God being a coder or light or something we can't even conceive of. I think people would be able to take a simulation easier than say finding out we're some zombie in some apocalypse somewhere that's dreaming of better times.

Having faith in some sort of higher power might be enough for some people. But I think it would break brains of most people if it's not their particular brand of god.
 
Why the push to get everyone and everything to use AI so hard though?
It is the total and utter devastation, humiliation and the end of curiosity, creativity and enlightenment. With AI, even the hope of a renaissance (aka catching up) is lost. The end goal is to bring everyone and everything back to the level of Ethiopia or Syria with no chance of ever coming back.

I've thought for a while now we're in a historical simulation to find out what went wrong, and I thought it was social media. In case you couldn't tell though - I think it's AI not social media now.
It's even further back. AI is just a mean to end even the chances of humanity would even bother catching back up when the elites inevitably throw us thousands of years back worth of scientific and technological progress and reduce society to Muslim wargangs and Nationalists eating and killing each other.

But AI is free.
Simple. LLMs are made by techbros, who have operated on a "make thing, give it away to capture the market, monetise the users and data later" model since the 90s. You may not have noticed that they're all pivoting to the monetisation part now. OpenAI is putting ads in responses. Anthropic charges a lot of money. All the LLMs are switching to a freemium model, where they offer a basic feature set for free and up-charge for more use or more features.
Image generation and gooner LLMs like sillytavern are still being updated and managed for free, but likely for the same reasons why porn is free 60% of the time. Unless you generate online, at which the Payment Processors make sure it never happens and goes out of their way to deplatform loras.

Zoomers & Gen Alpha have had completely malformed sexual developments as a result of EPI, it should be obvious at this point. There's a reason porn is free nowadays, and it's not out of MindGeek's generosity. It doesn't help that the average person is vastly less attractive (physical health is shitty from starbucks goyslop, mannerisms & socialization destroyed by isolation, pandemic and helicopter parenting) than in prior days.
This is why multiple generations will not survive the upcoming elite-made catastrophe. If everyone gets sent to labor camps by armed UN enforcers tomorrow, they will all die.

If you go outside it's also obvious that the majority of clothing people are wearing is effectively not sexually dimorphic anymore, with the exception of leggings, goddamned leggings. They show off the ass, the one body part shown most in porn, and "coincidentally" the one body part both men & women have. our society has degenerated so far from what it used to be.
I don't live in the US and I never heard of it.
 
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Not really, demoralization is an extremely powerful weapon and the worst weapon in the elite's arsenal below Abrahamic religion.
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