Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Chiang Kai-shek]

japanese porn star Rina Nanase

chinese blogger who goes by Koko

Chinese model Dina Leopard

Wait a second I recognize that face!

Thought they could slip by us this time!

 

[Kosher Dill]

japanese porn star Rina Nanase

chinese blogger who goes by Koko

Chinese model Dina Leopard

 

[escapegoat]

Well, that hurts to look at.

 

[Pina Colada]

Too easy.

 

[futabuhullabulu]

David Guest got his nose fixed later, but the first nose job was done at the recommendation of Michael Jackson, and I believe he even used Michael's surgeon. If you watched him on Celebrity Big Brother you'll recall his spray on hair which basically just painted his scalp black. RIPView attachment 245714View attachment 245715

Does his top lip exist?

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Today in Why the Fuck Would You Do That to Yourself Theater: Iris Implants.

Good news: it is now possible to surgically change the color of your eyes! All you have to do is raise several thousand dollars for the procedure, travel to some part of the world where it's not actually illegal, and pay a small fortune to have someone cut holes in your eyeballs and shove a bit of colored stuff into them. All the cool kids are having it done, like that guy from that band you think you might have heard of, and the man who wants to look like a Ken Doll, and that one reality TV star, and two whole weeks after surgery she said she was totally fine. Okay, so maybe you might go blind or get glaucoma or rip your own iris to pieces or something equally horrible, and perhaps your pupils won't look like they dilate and kids will run away from you in terror, but at least you won't have boring brown eyes any more! Well, until your optometrist has to pull that piece of colored plastic right back out to save your sight. But with results like this, how could anyone say no?



That sound too risky? Well, don't worry, you don't have to give up on your dreams of titting around with your most important sense organs for vanity's sake, you can just have someone shine a laser into your eyes and strip all the pigment out of your irises instead. Because the color of your eyes is far more important than whether or not you can, you know, actually see with them.

 

[Loxiozzz]

japanese porn star Rina Nanase

chinese blogger who goes by Koko

Chinese model Dina Leopard

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

She's like an inverted Hartley Hooligan.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Today in Why the Fuck Would You Do That to Yourself Theater: Iris Implants.

Good news: it is now possible to surgically change the color of your eyes! All you have to do is raise several thousand dollars for the procedure, travel to some part of the world where it's not actually illegal, and pay a small fortune to have someone cut holes in your eyeballs and shove a bit of colored stuff into them. All the cool kids are having it done, like that guy from that band you think you might have heard of, and the man who wants to look like a Ken Doll, and that one reality TV star, and two whole weeks after surgery she said she was totally fine. Okay, so maybe you might go blind or get glaucoma or rip your own iris to pieces or something equally horrible, and perhaps your pupils won't look like they dilate and kids will run away from you in terror, but at least you won't have boring brown eyes any more! Well, until your optometrist has to pull that piece of colored plastic right back out to save your sight. But with results like this, how could anyone say no?

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That sound too risky? Well, don't worry, you don't have to give up on your dreams of titting around with your most important sense organs for vanity's sake, you can just have someone shine a laser into your eyes and strip all the pigment out of your irises instead. Because the color of your eyes is far more important than whether or not you can, you know, actually see with them.

Why not get colored lenses?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I love the mugshots
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Spoiler: G-O-R-E

Friggin' Frank Maloney!

Why not get colored lenses?

So you can say that your radioactively green contact lenses are real.....without batting an eyelash...and then having to pick them up from the floor after they pop out.

Wait a second I recognize that face!

Thought they could slip by us this time!

Here, all this time, I thought it was going to be only the Japanese who were Greys visiting from the future.

 

[Erica]

Why not get colored lenses?

They alter your vision in a way that is annoying (the contacts don't change with your pupil size, so your vision is limited) so I could see the interest, but I wouldn't even try until the surgery yknow... wouldn't alter my ability to appreciate my new eye color forever.

Not exactly plastic surgery, but I'm reminded of the "eyeball tattoos" I've seen.
http://lunacobra.net/services/eyeball-tattooing
I don't imagine it's as dangerous as the implant, but to me it just makes you look like you're ill.

 

[Potatomongrel]

@Mariposa Electrique, you should put that last image under a spoiler or whatever cause it's really gory and awful.

 

[Animoo]

Today in Why the Fuck Would You Do That to Yourself Theater: Iris Implants.

IIRC the main reason this surgery was developed was for people with heterochromia, since having two different colored irises can affect the way people process light. Other than that or some other eye defect, I honestly don't understand the purpose for it.

Not exactly plastic surgery, but I'm reminded of the "eyeball tattoos" I've seen.
http://lunacobra.net/services/eyeball-tattooing
I don't imagine it's as dangerous as the implant, but to me it just makes you look like you're ill.

Don't forget eye jewelry implants. You can get them in various shapes like hearts, stars, circles, etc.

 

[cuddle striker]

tattooing the sclera, the white of the eye, is just injecting pigment between the two layers of it- but there have been some troubles with that. infection and recurring pressure headaches, mainly. the implants have a better track record of healing- the one in that photo is over a decade old and the woman still has it.

Spoiler: gore ahead:

some bad results from sclera tattoos (the first one healed completely, but the person now has migraines)

recoloring the iris is a lot more risky. they started doing that with actual ink and pigment right after wwi for soldiers who'd had damage to the iris, it was not a good thing. again- constant pressure on the optic nerve causing headaches. infection. this one didn't work- the eyeball enucleated (fell out) due to swelling- what you see in the after photo is prosthetic.

plastic surgery back then was amazing, though, for the time. really we have the horror of WWI to thank for every single floating implant in this thread.

 

[Dysnomia]

Here you go, watch from here onwards:

He had boy band looks before. Just the wrong kind in his mind I guess.

He looks like a Korean person would look if you were having a fever induced nightmare. It's awful.

 

[exhausted]

tattooing the sclera, the white of the eye, is just injecting pigment between the two layers of it- but there have been some troubles with that. infection and recurring pressure headaches, mainly. the implants have a better track record of healing- the one in that photo is over a decade old and the woman still has it.

gore ahead:

some bad results from sclera tattoos (the first one healed completely, but the person now has migraines)
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recoloring the iris is a lot more risky. they started doing that with actual ink and pigment right after wwi for soldiers who'd had damage to the iris, it was not a good thing. again- constant pressure on the optic nerve causing headaches. infection. this one didn't work- the eyeball enucleated (fell out) due to swelling- what you see in the after photo is prosthetic.
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plastic surgery back then was amazing, though, for the time. really we have the horror of WWI to thank for every single floating implant in this thread.

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holy fuck that last guy didnt even have a face

 

[cuddle striker]

holy fuck that last guy didnt even have a face

trench warfare was pretty bad, man. that was before antibiotics, too. every one of the people who survived long enough to need plastic surgery was a goddamn miracle.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Greedy doctors who will just do whatever in a country where they can't be held liable. Of course this comes with its own risks as well, since you don't really know what they're doing and they probably don't either.

I remember seeing this woman on my strange addiction who reached the maximum any doctor in the US would give her, so she went to Brazil to get even larger implants.

The surgeon she went to ended up stacking two implants on top of each other to get the larger size which subsequently got infected. This clip may not detail the situation, but just wanted to show reference for what she had done to herself.

Dude come on, forget the world's two biggest breasts, that's so out. Get like a third one in the middle or on your forehead or something. Be somebody.

 

[r00]

Travolting

 

[SakuraRose]

japanese porn star Rina Nanase

chinese blogger who goes by Koko

Chinese model Dina Leopard

Those lower jaws do not look structurally sound.