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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Just Some Other Guy said:
It's simple. If Bingo tries they'll be more lenient. They're handing out 50 grand (optimism). Time to try like you're fighting for life.
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Would be a hell of a comeback. Letty is giving them a pep talk now, but I dont know what you can say to a retard who isnt giving it a 100% out of the gates in the final challenge, especially after they have been repeatedly telling them they need to lock in for several challenges now.
 
Actually, nothing helps in this finale, because the wiggers are retarded and clearly planned something else (I have the same educated guess that they wanted a Bashir x Drake finale) and they cannot adapt. They had the two retarded whores Binx and Letty to write challenges (and it shows, some of those challenges are plain dumb) The first thing Letty did after Basement finally managed to make Jet pissy about the season was to separate the twins and that was the bit for a long ass while up to now, and it's because not only Bingo is dead weight, but because BOTH wanted to coast to the 50k, but they weren't paying attention that someone ELSE coasted to the 50k, someone much more capable than them.
It's bad planning, simple as.

Also I hope it's like 46 x 4 to Drake in this case.
 
Alex B is bringing up a pretty good point about how Burt tried to pass everything off as a bit the second they started questioning him in the RV over the Jim O'Hara thing.
 
HelpingNoone said:
Bingo doesn't try because she knowns Bongo is going to do fucking everything.
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Every time the twins talk about their situation outside the tank this is the obvious truth. Bongo worked two jobs to support the family. Bingo stays home and sleeps. Bongo got them on the show. Bingo is now screwing their chances. Jet obviously wants to see bingo buck up and lock in. They'll hand the twins the victory if she does. If not then it is going to james drake because he is staying hard right now.

codyroads said:
Bongo takes care of her sister but I wonder if she ever realized that it isn't normal for a sibling to have to literally carry someone else. If I had to carry my siblings through life I don't know if I would succeed...that's a lot when life is already fucking tough as an individual, let alone having an anchor keeping you back.
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Unfortunately common situation with weird and fucked up siblings. The stronger one is protective of the weaker one which makes the weaker one think they can coast by. The stronger one will never call out the weaker one directly because they love them too much to challenge the dynamic. Sort of learned helplessness.

EDIT: Jet said he wanted bashir to win to all the contestants.
 
crb said:
Actually, nothing helps in this finale, because the wiggers are retarded and clearly planned something else (I have the same educated guess that they wanted a Bashir x Drake finale) and they cannot adapt.
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The Blind Watermelon Head Golf challenge was 100% meant to be the finale, actually well put together and was an even contest in every sense.
 
PhoneCharger said:
If the judges come back and say the twins are averaged instead of added then it is a completely done deal, that is too much of a disadvantage for people who are already weaker.
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I think if anything they should have some advantages competing together simply by virtue of the fact that the grand prize is split between two. I dont think adding or averaging makes sense. Imo just let them choose a warrior for each challenge or something. I can see both sides though.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
The Blind Watermelon Head Golf challenge was 100% meant to be the finale, actually well put together and was an even contest in every sense.
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For sure. I think it was the fairest challenge in every aspect I've seen in fishtank.

Challenge CHALLENGE, not something that is a funny bit.

This finale is just a lesson (a cringy one) with funny bits between the freeloaders in the middle.
 
John Kiwi said:
I think if anything they should have some advantages competing together simply by virtue of the fact that the grand prize is split between two. I dont think adding or averaging makes sense. Imo just let them choose a warrior for each challenge or something. I can see both sides though.
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They should just continue to treat it how they have been the whole season, I don't recall even a single challenge or event where their effort/results got averaged together, it's completely made up on the spot.
 
John Kiwi said:
I think if anything they should have some advantages competing together simply by virtue of the fact that the grand prize is split between two. I dont think adding or averaging makes sense. Imo just let them choose a warrior for each challenge or something. I can see both sides though.
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What will happen here is that Bingo will let Bongo exhaust herself with every single challenge because Bingo is used to this. Both wanted to Josie through their win but James Drake is the Brian that worked out.
 
The entire point of the twins being one fish was that they were both frail of body and mind. Suddenly insisting they both individually have to do the effort of a full fish when that hasn’t been the case up to this point is typical wigger bungling.
 
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