Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

[Tubular Monkey]

I think The Asspat's posts in facebook are giving me a headache. This guy's defining new levels of butkissery.

People who try to curry Chris's favor are just the most pitiful people. They're desperate for him to like them. How do you get lower than that?

I wonder if Chris, now that he has come to "realize"

No. Never.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

People who try to curry Chris's favor are just the most pitiful people. They're desperate for him to like them. How do you get lower than that?

Take this from somebody who has personally dealt with Chris(Alec and Marvin can back me up on this one)...people have these ideas that Chris is the most hilarious person to talk to. He's actually one of the most insufferable person I've ever had to deal with and it has only gotten worse over time. I don't know what people expect if Chris "trusts" them. He's a broken record and basically repeats himself.

 

[Lalala]

I wonder if Chris, now that he has come to "realize" he can earn thousands for an hour or two's work, has a lot of regret for not doing this earlier. Does he believe that if he had believe that if he started selling Sonichu scribblings on eBay 5 years ago he could be a millionaire now working only an hour or two a day? Similarly, does he think he has answered all of his money problems now?

If his greed wasn't getting in the way, he might have a shot selling them for $20-$30 a pop plus shipping...well until the IRS tore him a new one that is.
But now he's got it in his head that the auctions went to the thousands legitimately rather than it all being the work of weens so now he won't post a picture for lower than $1000 I think.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Take this from somebody who has personally dealt with Chris(Alec and Marvin can back me up on this one)...people have these ideas that Chris is the most hilarious person to talk to. He's actually one of the most insufferable person I've ever had to deal with and it has only gotten worse over time. I don't know what people expect if Chris "trusts" them. He's a broken record and basically repeats himself.

He's a mentally retarded kid with autism. He's going to know a little about a little, and repeat it until his heart attack.

 

[slep]

Ladies, gentlemen, and s alike. There is 96 pages of discussing a shitty drawing.

We have truly achieved the pinnacle of "Where no shit is too minor!"

The drawing itself was just a minor thing. It was talking about Chris' limitless greed, his gargantuan ego, ridiculously high demands, and his open hostility towards the entire Internet via his eBay description screed that made this thread so Epic. Most of the world looked upon this auction and went "Dafuq?", but us blessed few looked at this auction and went "Yup. That's our Chris!".

It was a glimpse into the Classic Chris that many here arrived too late for them to enjoy the first time around, but now get to savor Live as it unfolded before their very eyes.

 

[Lalala]

The drawing itself was just a minor thing. It was talking about Chris' limitless greed, his gargantuan ego, ridiculously high demands, and his open hostility towards the entire Internet via his eBay description screed that made this thread so Epic. Most of the world looked upon this auction and went "Dafuq?", but us blessed few looked at this auction and went "Yup. That's our Chris!".

It was a glimpse into the Classic Chris that many here arrived too late for them to enjoy the first time around, but now get to savor Live as it unfolded before their very eyes.

This
I was a latecomer to CWC so this was too good to pass up

 

[Hyperion]

is this a new record for a "what will chris do when barb dies?" 94 pages? usually pops up around page 3

I really miss the threads about how Chris would deal with Bob's death. Oddly enough nobody guessed he would run over Snyder again.

 

[slep]

I really miss the threads about how Chris would deal with Bob's death. Oddly enough nobody guessed he would run over Snyder again.

And he did that with his mother inside the vehicle, no less! Imagine a Chris out at large without even Barb around to hold his leash. I don't know about you but I'm sticking around for that.

And before anyone mentions Rocky, that brings me to another question I've been wanting to ask; do the Chandler's still go to their same church or go to another one that's closer to their rental house (because GAS IS EXPENSIVE!)? How far apart is Bedrock from the remains of 14 BLC?

 

[KaiserC]

This 96 pages made me realize that in his previous sagas, Chris has embodied Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Wrath, and now more than ever, Avarice. I think the GodBear misspoke and he meant "AntiChrist Ian"

 

[DrChristianTroy]

ABL pointed this little nugget out, but I think it could be pointed out again.
Kick yourselves stupid to seriously tired for your lies.

What gets me is that when translated from not tard it isn't "kick yourself until you are tired for lying." It is "kick yourself until you are SERIOUSLY tired for lying." You better be legitimately tired when you stop kicking yourself!

 

[Smutley]

I really miss the threads about how Chris would deal with Bob's death. Oddly enough nobody guessed he would run over Snyder again.

Nah there's a couple guys on this forum who have predicted eeeeevvverrrrything to a Littlefinger level of detail. Just ask around, Chris getting arrested was like, prediction 3 of 90 that are just now coming to fruition on the lulz tree.

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

What gets me is that when translated from not tard it isn't "kick yourself until you are tired for lying." It is "kick yourself until you are SERIOUSLY tired for lying." You better be legitimately tired when you stop kicking yourself!

No word yet on what horrible fate will befall us if we only kick ourselves until we're MODERATELY tired.

 

[slep]

This 96 pages made me realize that in his previous sagas, Chris has embodied Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Wrath, and now more than ever, Avarice. I think the GodBear misspoke and he meant "AntiChrist Ian"

Laws, whether by GodBear or by Man, are only for everyone else to follow. Chris views himself as above the law, and even above God himself.

 

[theobservdr]

I think this saga should be the eBay saga

 

[Azazel]

What gets me is that when translated from not tard it isn't "kick yourself until you are tired for lying." It is "kick yourself until you are SERIOUSLY tired for lying." You better be legitimately tired when you stop kicking yourself!

I took it to mean "Kick yourselves stupid, "[i am] seriously [too] tired for your lies", but your guess is as good as mine.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Laws, whether by GodBear or by Man, are only for everyone else to follow. Chris views himself as above the law, and even above God himself.

I'm not sure who he told this to...but there's this elevator downtown in one of the parking garages that overlooked the strip. He said that he used to like riding it because he could overlook the mall like he was the mayor or something along those lines. He truly does live in a fantasy world.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm not sure who he told this to...but there's this elevator downtown in one of the parking garages that overlooked the strip. He said that he used to like riding it because he could overlook the mall like he was the mayor or something along those lines. He truly does live in a fantasy world.

That totally makes sense when you think about an 8 year old saying it. From Chris, just kind of sad and pathetic.

 

[Marvin]

And he did that with his mother inside the vehicle, no less! Imagine a Chris out at large without even Barb around to hold his leash. I don't know about you but I'm sticking around for that.

Barb hit Snyder too.

And before anyone mentions Rocky, that brings me to another question I've been wanting to ask; do the Chandler's still go to their same church or go to another one that's closer to their rental house (because GAS IS EXPENSIVE!)? How far apart is Bedrock from the remains of 14 BLC?

They don't go to church period. If Chris did, he'd just go to the church Rocky's at, because Rocky's useful to him.

 

[Aiyane]

I wonder, IF Chris actually gets the monies, if we'll be seeing some gloating on his Facebook about how he has TRUE and HONEST fans who TRULY want to support his "ORIGINAL" artwork by paying up the arse for it. After all, he is a famous celeb.

Either way, I think whatever the outcome is we'll still be in for some delicious lulz.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"AntiChrist Ian"

I foresee a new user with that name.

They don't go to church period. If Chris did, he'd just go to the church Rocky's at, because Rocky's useful to him.

Yeah. Chris doesn't even talk to Rocky unless he needs a favor or bail-out.