Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

[Meowthkip]

When Jess strawmans, she doesn't fuck around. She's like the Mike Tyson of strawmanning; no finesse, just a freight train to the teeth.

Can't wait to see her bite a strawman's ear off and leave a little gap from her teeth.

 

[Dysnomia]

This from someone under perpetual medical care that isn't designed to resolve any issues at all, just keep them under wraps until the next round of pills, and hopefully those pills won't trigger a chain reaction of additional disorders.

And completely ignoring the actual concerns people have about women and girls sharing bathrooms and change rooms with girldick. Because the only criticism of those laws that can possibly exist is blatant and unfounded transphobia.

And the comic is fug and looks like it was doodled by a ten year old.

 

[Trombonista]

Can't wait to see her bite a strawman's ear off and leave a little gap from her teeth.

That would actually be a better comic.

 

[AnOminous]

"Blackheart." Strawman gets a strawname.

It's pretty racist to associate blackness with evil.

 

[Cucumber]

"Blackheart." Strawman gets a strawname.

Is Jess resorting to naming strawmen after Care Bears villains now? How long until the main cast Care Bear Stares strawmen into submission?

 

[AnOminous]

Is Jess resorting to naming strawmen after Care Bears villains now? How long until the main cast Care Bear Stares strawmen into submission?

Maybe Jess is a fan of Mayhem bootlegs.

 

[CWCissey]

WHERE'S BRADLY?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Another Jesska is depressed comic.
Jesska is in her mid 30s btw. I thought she was a lot younger. A lot younger.
But after finding out that, yeah I'd be depressed too.

Work on your anatomy, Jess. That shit is all over the place.

Less strawmen and sadbrains comics. Make with the laughs.

Bring back Bradley. If you use frogs people are less likely to notice the wonkey anatomy and crazy eyes.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I like the stick men that represent her unsatisfactory doodle. That was a fun little touch.

It's weird how Jess becomes a different person when she wades into political advocacy. All of her self-loathing dissipates, replaced with an unassailable position of intellectual and moral superiority. It's like that old Disney short where Goofy goes mad with power whenever he drives a car.

 

[Trombonista]

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Another Jesska is depressed comic.
Jesska is in her mid 30s btw. I thought she was a lot younger. A lot younger.
But after finding out that, yeah I'd be depressed too.

Work on your anatomy, Jess. That shit is all over the place.

Less strawmen and sadbrains comics. Make with the laughs.

Bring back Bradley. If you use frogs people are less likely to notice the wonkey anatomy and crazy eyes.

Did she just repost this? This is a repost.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Did she just repost this? This is a repost.

Yeah. She posted it yesterday to her twitter. Didn't know it was a repost.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

 

[A.Shitposter]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

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This comic has no content except to show that Jess is the worst. People who intentionally fuck up orders and get wasted at work deserve to be hated.

 

[Chubby_Penguin]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

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Little did Jess know, but one of those cops ended up falling asleep in his patrol car while on the way to save a trans woman of color that was being robbed. If only he wasn't denied his caffeine!

Nah, in all likelihood nothing happened besides a few cops telling their buddies to avoid doing business at that store.

 

[Trombonista]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

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The missing a in "And I thought you were a boy" almost ruined the strip for me. Almost.

 

[Count groudon]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

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Seriously, giving any police officers you serve decaf instead of their actual order to feel like an edgy rebel and being so proud of it is just sad.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

A happier new one from the MNPG site. I like that it gives you her perspective as a trans person but doesn't hit you over the head with it.

http://manicpixienightmaregirls.com/july13th-2017/

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It's really sad to form a bond with someone over mismatched genetalia and a shoddy work ethic.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Seriously, giving any police officers you serve decaf instead of their actual order to feel like an edgy rebel and being so proud of it is just sad.

I mean I wouldn't put it past any 18-22 year old...

 

[Positron]

"Jessica" was interviewed by Jonathan "AnalRips" Holliday.

Some quotes:

I feel like it really depends on the person. People in this society are taught a particular ideology about gender and sexuality. They have no clue about the rich history of gender that exists in this and other cultures

How is that relevant? Knowing that some primitive tribes have funky ideas about gender doesn't invalidate the fact that 1) you're not a woman and 2) you're not attractive. Knowing Hindus treat cows as sacred doesn't prevent me from enjoying a filet mignon.

Just because transgender people are cooler than cis people, doesn’t mean that we’re doing it just to be cool.

If trannies are so cool, why don't you date each other?

And conforming to the old boring and oppressive ways of doing things isn’t very cool, it never has been. Look at the alt-right or what anti-trans bigots have been doing. They’re trying to sell conformity as something cool and edgy that’s going against the grain. Many just eat it right up because they want to see themselves as cool and with it. But they’re really just boring assholes who don’t want really challenge anything.

I think "being cool" is the pivot of the world view of "Jessica"; he sees everyone in the world in some beauty pageant of "coolness". I have no idea that the "alt-right" is trying to sell their ideology as "being cool". Truthfulness is not "cool" or "uncool"; it is just the best way to see the world.

And "challenging" something doesn't make you a better person.

 

[Meowthkip]

If trannies are so cool, why don't you date each other?

Jess doesn't harp on as much about cis people needing to date trans people as much as Bria or Sophie, which is probably a big reason why we like her a lot better than those other two. I think she's done some strips on the subject, but they've been few and far between.

So, credit to where credit is due.