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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The next challenge will be : Who can get closest back to their original weight. I am calling it now. Its just going to be a puke off.
Grim.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
That's the rub: They arent rigging it, this season is an experiment(?) in just letting it runs its course. Hopefully the take away here is "never let normies on the show ever again"
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Yeah I think the logical outcome from a production standpoint is they need to only let in retards and autists to varying degrees. Just bringing in a normie means the dynamic and balance is off.

I still think these challenges were designed with Bashir v Drake in mind though.
 
They need to be drinking with this too just because you can get down a lot more weight in drinking than eating quickly.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
That's the rub: They arent rigging it, this season is an experiment(?) in just letting it runs its course. Hopefully the take away here is "never let normies on the show ever again"
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nontent twins got smoked because they were always nontent.
Muslim prayer challenge was clearly meant for them, as they literally had a job to learn how to be muslim earlier.
Blane impersonation challenge was also meant for them, as they spent 90% of time with him.
They were unable to win either of these, even judged by the people that are more likely to pick them.
Now they get the eating challenge which should be free because Bingo has the same weight as a child in Auschwitz.
 
Lonjil said:
Yeah I think the logical outcome from a production standpoint is they need to only let in retards and autists to varying degrees. Just bringing in a normie means the dynamic and balance is off.

I still think these challenges were designed with Bashir v Drake in mind though.
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I dont think these were designed at all. The melongolf def was. Most of this is on the spot.
 
mer569 said:
nontent twins got smoked because they were always nontent.
Muslim prayer challenge was clearly meant for them, as they literally had a job to learn how to be muslim earlier.
Blane impersonation challenge was also meant for them, as they spent 90% of time with him.
They were unable to win either of these, even judged by the people that are more likely to pick them.
Now they get the eating challenge which should be free because Bingo has the same weight as a child in Auschwitz.
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They could have a "pretend to be a dragon" challenge, Drake wins, people still whine not fair for Twins.
Obviously they need a fortune telling challenge where the freeloaders all say the twins are correct and Drake is wrong.
 
The twins dynamic towards each other is so interesting to me. It's that nearly creepy type of codependency, where they almost melt into being the same person, just in two different bodies, that you sometimes see in identical twins (see for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson).

It's even better now that they are bald goblins. Great casting decision from the wiggers to cast them as one and the same fish.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I intentionally didn't say all of the old fish for a reason. Make the alliances and relationships people made through the season matter.
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ok, so bring back anissa who doesn't wanna be on the show because of muh keedz, and vicky who's probably in a k-hole somewhere.

bezo fag, emma nontent, and JD gay. all the good ones are already here except anissa and the kratom queen.
 
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