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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I have been pleasantly surprised by most of this season as someone who was sure the show was dead after they botched s4, but these dogshit final challenges are completely killing it. :(
 
Finding this very amusing. The wiggers are so incompetent, you just have to stand back and understand that's an important part of the comedy of the show. It's as much a show about their incompetence as it is about the fish. The truly elevated viewer understands this :semperfidelis:
 
I think if James Drake jumped over the table and throttled Jet with all of his strength everyone watching would cheer. Probably the most incompetent finale.
 
Finding this very amusing. The wiggers are so incompetent, you just have to stand back and understand that's an important part of the comedy of the show. It's as much a show about their incompetence as it is about the fish. The truly elevated viewer understands this
imo this is the avant-garde art "the wire" aspect of it.

"what happens when five drug addicted 4chan kids make a reality show" - that's the real "art" aspect of fishtank, despite sam trying to make it into a weird sadism thing.
 
Landon suddenly not so into MILFs
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One final humiliating picture for Landon. Mogged, raped, made a fool while the girl he likes smokes and smiles at him. Will Landon recover post tank or will he suicide?

An additional point of this being the final humiliation is that Bashir is back and sitting and chatting with Vimp. Landon has gone through all of this event, stood up to Alex multiple times (And lost) and still fails to get the girls. His downfall is utterly complete.
 
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