💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
I wouldn't take Aaron's word for it just yet (especially in lieu of a transcript), because as we've seen within the past few pages of this thread, he's one of the world's leading experts on snatching defeat from the jaws of victory because he can't shut his fucking mouth.
To me, him only say he was 'happy' means nothing happened. No real progress was made, he didn't end up in jail, and Nick didn't expose his useless penis.
 
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I marked all the visibly fat attendees of Hackamania, there may be more out of frame, or their corpulence hidden by other BMI Bursters.
I wonder if the tweet about the HRO hearing is gonna make the judge more exasperated than talking about Aaron's dick did.
I wonder if Judge Tvedten even remembers issuing a Gag Order against Rekieta.
 
Disagree, Nick is at the point where his conduct puts the profession in disrepute.

Also, If rapt is to be believed Nick has an unindicted pattern of stalking and harassment in the local community. If proven that would put hackamania into a constellation of conduct that may show negatively on Nick's character and fitness for practice.
I was thinking the other night that OLPR also might not take kindly to him talking about the judge's penis size during the Hackamania opening.

This is now twice (at least) that Nick has talked smack about a sitting judge in a case he is a party to.

This might have actually been a court ordered statement. I could see the PO saying that he has to clarify that he wasn't talking about Kayla Rekieta or something. I know nothing about the law, but MN is apparently the bizarro state. Anything is possible
Or enough neurons started firing in his braincase to where he decided it would be a good idea to do it. Or somebody else clued him in that it once again looks like he's playing in traffic. I am kinda pessimistic on the idea of anybody on the Sterns County payroll doing much of anything to help him.

Either way, echoing what others here have said, Aaron really needs to tread carefully. Nick and the Meltonites are watching him like a hawk.
 
- Melton had a doctors note this morning around not showing up
- Trial scheduled for June on the HRO

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It was suggested that Melton's doctor's note may have come from Dr. Steve (Hackamania). I don't know if that was a joke or not.
 
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- Melton had a doctors note this morning around not showing up
- Trial scheduled for June on the HRO
Melton had a doctor's note... from Doctor Steve.
Because of the suspicious no-show, Melton's case is TBC.

After court, Nick went up behind Aaron and his lawyer, and screeched, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE STATUTE ON HARASSMENT AND MAYBE TAKE A CLE ON IT. To which Aaron's lawyer turned around and asked, "What did you say?" Nick repeated it. Aaron's lawyer replies, "I'm just kidding, I heard you." Apparently the judge saw it.

When Aaron went into court, there was already another hearing going on. Someone (he didn't name who), writes something down to Aaron, that Nick yelled at this individual outside the courtroom.

Edit: Lawyer quote, per Aaron, corrected.
Edit to add: Vidya and transcript.


0:13
Good evening everybody and welcome.
0:16
I don't want to show you.
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I didn't have time to change after court today.
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I made something to eat.
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I got down here.
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I prepped the evening show.
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I prepped the morning show.
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I got the stream ready to go.
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So we're doing like a news show today.
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I'm like a news anchor.
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America's anchor.
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Aaron Imhole.
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I did take out my...
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Oh shit, I think I might have forgotten my pocket squared.
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Oh boy, I'm such a... I'm such a regular Joe.
0:46
Welcome to the program.
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Tied this myself by the way.
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Not on the first attempt.
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I did yell fuck once.
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But other than... No, I texted it.
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I texted fuck.
1:00
SP was like, are you almost ready to go?
1:02
And I said just tying my tie.
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Fuck!
1:04
It was a little frustrated.
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You know, it either ends up too long or too short.
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And you're like, all right, I wrap halfway around on this
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one, but then I go all the way around on the next one.
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Or do I go all the way around?
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Cock sucker.
1:15
Anyway, welcome to the show.
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Happy to have you.
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I'm not in the chat yet because I don't want to see how I'm getting made fun of.
1:23
I don't want to see all the jokes that are coming my way.
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And you want to know what else happened today?
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Fucking watch battery died.
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I'm like a God.
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I'm like a poor person today.
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I got a battery upstairs.
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I just got to figure out how to pop this thing open without scratching it.
1:38
Anyway, welcome to the show.
1:40
It's going to be a great one today.
1:41
What a... Oh, what an eventful day.
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I mean, I'll talk about the things I can talk about.
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You know, it's not that I can't talk about anything.
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It's just that when the judge says, hey, the stuff that
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happens between the whistles, you know, keep that here.
1:57
Don't go public.
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I think that's fair.
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And I want to respect that.
2:00
So I can tell you guys some stories from today.
2:04
But for the most part, the actual, like, specifics
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of it, I'm sure it'll come out eventually.
2:11
I'm happy.
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Like, finally, this is all drawing to a close.
2:15
Like, we've, you know, ever since August, and we did very well in that hearing,
2:20
we were like, let's finish this thing up.
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Like, let's go.
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And it kind of, instead, they, they, they want, they went the other way
2:27
and they wanted us to do these settlement conferences to try and figure it out.
2:30
And that's okay.
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I get that.
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I understand it.
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But in the back of our mind, we were kind of like, God, that, that August felt good.
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We felt really good after it.
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And so, you know, now we're finally at that point
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where we get to finish that and that'll be in June.
2:47
We'll get to finish that.
2:48
So, again, I don't want to give too many specifics because I don't want to,
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you know, a lot of this stuff was discussed when we weren't actually in a hearing.
2:57
So anything outside of the hearing, I feel fine discussing,
3:00
but anything inside of it, I want to be respectful.
3:02
But it's going to be in June.
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The other one is a little tricky because the party did not show up and they brought
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a doctor's note that was called into question.
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The rest of it, I'll, I'll leave it there.
3:17
Let's just say that one's kind of up in the air.
3:19
But all in all, I am like, man, I walked away from this thing so happy today.
3:26
Where should we start?
3:28
So I get there and there's a sentencing hearing.
3:32
Well, actually, first of all, I had to go to Halberstets and get a tie clip because
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I own about seven different tie clips and I can't fucking find them.
3:41
I think when I'm done wearing a suit, I think when I'm done wearing a tie,
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I think I just take them off and I just Chuck them.
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So one day it's kind of like cigar cutters.
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I have the same issue with cigar cutters.
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I own seven.
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I can find one because I keep it in my car.
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So I left a little early.
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I bought a new tie clip.
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And then I get to the court and ours hasn't started.
4:04
There was a sentencing hearing before us.
4:06
And I found out that apparently if I talk about demonic possession, there are very.
4:14
..
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There's a vengeful guy out there who wants to put
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me in jail for talking about demonic possession.
4:20
Let me be very clear about something that I think everybody understood.
4:24
When I was talking about Father Ripperger, I think people
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don't give me credit for how nuts and weird I actually am.
4:30
When I was talking about Father Ripperger this morning and
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demonic possession and the Catholic Church's belief in it.
4:37
And as I'm listening to Father Ripperger on Tucker's show, I was talking about this
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on the show this morning, I honestly believe that when I've made my most
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terrible decisions in my life as an adult, I believe
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there may have been demonic possession involved.
4:53
Because I... and this is like throughout... this isn't just like two years ago.
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This is like throughout the last two years until I started going to Mass again.
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I said this this morning, I believe I may have been demonically possessed by...
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If I was a woman it would be an incubus, but the Catholic
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Church believes that men are possessed by a succubus demon.
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Like a Satan demon, like demon demon.
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And I honestly believe that because all of this stuff, because all of my dark urges,
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and because of all of my bad behavior, and well not all of my bad behavior,
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but because I became such a better person once I started going to Mass, they do say
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that accepting the Eucharist and going to Mass
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are the two best ways to drive out demons.
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That's what the Church teaches.
5:37
So I was talking about that today.
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And I was talking about Father Ripperger.
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And all of a sudden I start getting these messages.
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People are like, you're going to jail for that.
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Demons, really?
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So I looked at my probation.
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It turns out no stipulation about talking about
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Father Ripperger, the Catholic Church, or demons.
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I know people get a lot of shit for talking about
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their faith, but that seemed a little excessive to me.
5:59
So that was a big nothing burger.
6:00
And then I get to court, and there's somebody there.
6:05
I'm not going to say who it was.
6:06
There's somebody there, and they're writing something down.
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And there's a sentencing hearing going on before ours.
6:13
And this person writes down on a pad, Nick verbally accosted me outside the courtroom.
6:22
And I'm like, damn, that's pretty fucked up.
6:26
That is an interesting way to start.
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And then, you know, lawyers go into chambers, all that stuff.
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Then we start.
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I'm not going to talk about any of the stuff once we started, alright?
6:36
We're going to finish this thing up in June.
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Thank goodness.
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We're going to finish all the stuff from August.
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I'm really pumped about that.
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I'm really excited.
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After the hearing, it was a little weird.
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You know, I always talk with my attorney a bunch.
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I like him.
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He's a great guy.
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He does an amazing job.
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If you're ever looking for anyone for many different facets of the law, Brian Johnson
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at Heller and Thion does such an amazing job.
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You should absolutely use him.
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He's great.
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Overwork him.
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Load up his schedule.
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Use the code word toe, and I get half off.
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I don't, but Brian does an amazing job.
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He's a really good attorney.
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And after the hearing was over, and this isn't, this wasn't on the record,
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so I'm not going to talk about anything that happened on the record.
7:22
After the hearing, a truly troubling thing happened.
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And between someone saying that, like, Nick verbally accosted them outside
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the courtroom, which is, and you know, the demons thing, it's just very odd
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behavior.
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He comes up behind my attorney as we're sitting
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there after everything's been adjourned.
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And as he's leaving, he turns around and he can't help it.
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He goes up to my lawyer and he goes, you should look up.
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And he's like, panicked.
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He's like, you should look up the statute on harassment and maybe take a CLE on it.
7:55
And the judge is right there and he's looking at this
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and everybody in the room is just going, what the fuck?
8:01
And Brian Cool is a cucumber.
8:03
He goes, I'm sorry, what was that?
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And he turns around as if Brian's being serious and he
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starts to go, you should look up the statute on harassment.
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And Brian goes, I'm just kidding.
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I heard you.
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And then he leaves.
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Strangest fucking thing, man.
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Really, really weird.
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Just a weird day of weird shit.
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But all in all, I'm very happy with how everything turned out.
8:31
I just, I'm just happy that it's nearing the end.
8:37
But as far as the other case goes, there's not much going
8:41
on and anything I could say happened between the whistles.
8:45
And again, I just want to respect the judge on that and not talk about it.
8:51
Yeah, it's fucking, that was weird.
8:55
That was weird, but I love my attorney so much, man.
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Right?
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Like the way he did it.
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It kind of reminded me of like the Opie and Anthony days.
9:05
When Opie and Anthony would at, would say something to a guy, or the guy,
9:09
no, I'm sorry, the guy would say something.
9:10
He'd say a bad joke to them and they go, hey man, I'm sorry, your phone crapped out.
9:13
What did you say?
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And the guy would start repeating the joke and they go, we heard you.
9:18
It kind of reminded me of that.
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It was very, very funny, but it's not.
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It's very odd behavior to like, I don't even know what that was.
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It's just, it's a, it's a lack of control.
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And for people asking, no, I did not get called a faggot in court today.
9:36
Which is, which is nice, I guess.
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That's kind of a, I save people calling me faggot for my own fans in my own chat.
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Chad Buzemach with a dollar thinks I'm being trolled by someone saying,
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he says fucked up shit and discord about me.
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If you can show me, if you can show me proof of that, if you can show me that
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people saying Chad Buzemach wishes terrible things on you and in other places
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and private chats, if you can show that that's all a joke and bullshit,
10:03
I'm more than willing to take a look at it.
10:07
But yeah, I mean, when I read it, there wasn't a lot of context with it.
10:10
Maybe the screenshots I looked at, you were kidding.
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Maybe you were being joking.
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It was just a little dark.
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A little dark.
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We got two dollars from fuck you dude.
10:21
He says, this is the level of professionalism.
10:24
I expect for my money.
10:25
If we don't knock out the goal today, I will never dress nice on this program again.
10:35
But I will wear shirts and I will wear collars and jackets.
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As long as every show that the goal gets hit,
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the next show I will put on a collar and jacket.
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I promise you.
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Brian says another court date today.
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Yeah, but I was on the good guy's side for this one.
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Silver Wolf with a dollar says, don't be too exciting.
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I'm in my recliner playing Laws Wind Waker on my GameCube.
11:02
I don't want to get up to use my computer.
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That's GameCube.
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I'm doing a show in 2002.
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2002, I believe.
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Chad Buzemock, you said, you also said, or mentally ill, I'm going with the latter.
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It could be that.
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It could be that.
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Bapashop says, you look like a faggot.
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There it is.
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No,
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I just literally, this is not to put on a new uniform or anything else like that.
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I literally just didn't have time to change today.
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I did put my jacket back on.
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I did put that back on for the show.
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I had taken this off when I got home, but I put it back on for the program.
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That's all.
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Oh boy, I'm just going through the chat.
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Is Aaron selling insurance?
12:00
No, I'm a, what is it?
12:01
I'm driving DoorDash now.
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Is that what I'm doing?
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I do my morning show.
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I drive DoorDash and then I do this.
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I'm not saying those guys are out of ideas and they completely bombed this weekend.
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I'm just letting the evidence speak for itself.
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That's all.
 

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It was also confirmed that Nick DID NOT call Aaron a faggot in court today.
Well of course he didn't, because he's a coward.
After court, Nick went up behind Aaron and his lawyer, and screeched, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE STATUTE ON HARASSMENT. To which Aaron's lawyer turned around and asked, "What did you say?" Nick repeated it. Aaron's lawyer replies, "I heard you the first time." Apparently the judge saw it.
That feels like the fake textbook definition of harassment.
 
Melton had a doctor's note... from Doctor Steve.
Because of the suspicious no-show, Melton's case is TBC.

After court, Nick went up behind Aaron and his lawyer, and screeched, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE STATUTE ON HARASSMENT. To which Aaron's lawyer turned around and asked, "What did you say?" Nick repeated it. Aaron's lawyer replies, "I heard you the first time." Apparently the judge saw it.

When Aaron went into court, there was already another hearing going on. Someone (he didn't name who), writes something down to Aaron, that Nick yelled at this individual outside the courtroom.
Nick could bring a gun to the courtroom, shoot Aaron in the shoulder, and the judge wouldn't do shit
 
After court, Nick went up behind Aaron and his lawyer, and screeched, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE STATUTE ON HARASSMENT. To which Aaron's lawyer turned around and asked, "What did you say?" Nick repeated it. Aaron's lawyer replies, "I heard you the first time."
This 'man' is a clear and present danger to society and I humbly propose he be sentenced to death by GOO.
 
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