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Good evening everybody and welcome.
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I don't want to show you.
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I didn't have time to change after court today.
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I made something to eat.
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I got down here.
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I prepped the evening show.
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I prepped the morning show.
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I got the stream ready to go.
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So we're doing like a news show today.
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I'm like a news anchor.
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America's anchor.
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Aaron Imhole.
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I did take out my...
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Oh shit, I think I might have forgotten my pocket squared.
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Oh boy, I'm such a... I'm such a regular Joe.
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Welcome to the program.
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Tied this myself by the way.
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Not on the first attempt.
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I did yell fuck once.
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But other than... No, I texted it.
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I texted fuck.
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SP was like, are you almost ready to go?
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And I said just tying my tie.
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Fuck!
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It was a little frustrated.
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You know, it either ends up too long or too short.
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And you're like, all right, I wrap halfway around on this
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one, but then I go all the way around on the next one.
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Or do I go all the way around?
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Cock sucker.
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Anyway, welcome to the show.
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Happy to have you.
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I'm not in the chat yet because I don't want to see how I'm getting made fun of.
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I don't want to see all the jokes that are coming my way.
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And you want to know what else happened today?
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Fucking watch battery died.
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I'm like a God.
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I'm like a poor person today.
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I got a battery upstairs.
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I just got to figure out how to pop this thing open without scratching it.
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Anyway, welcome to the show.
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It's going to be a great one today.
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What a... Oh, what an eventful day.
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I mean, I'll talk about the things I can talk about.
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You know, it's not that I can't talk about anything.
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It's just that when the judge says, hey, the stuff that
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happens between the whistles, you know, keep that here.
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Don't go public.
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I think that's fair.
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And I want to respect that.
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So I can tell you guys some stories from today.
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But for the most part, the actual, like, specifics
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of it, I'm sure it'll come out eventually.
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I'm happy.
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Like, finally, this is all drawing to a close.
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Like, we've, you know, ever since August, and we did very well in that hearing,
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we were like, let's finish this thing up.
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Like, let's go.
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And it kind of, instead, they, they, they want, they went the other way
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and they wanted us to do these settlement conferences to try and figure it out.
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And that's okay.
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I get that.
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I understand it.
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But in the back of our mind, we were kind of like, God, that, that August felt good.
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We felt really good after it.
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And so, you know, now we're finally at that point
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where we get to finish that and that'll be in June.
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We'll get to finish that.
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So, again, I don't want to give too many specifics because I don't want to,
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you know, a lot of this stuff was discussed when we weren't actually in a hearing.
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So anything outside of the hearing, I feel fine discussing,
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but anything inside of it, I want to be respectful.
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But it's going to be in June.
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The other one is a little tricky because the party did not show up and they brought
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a doctor's note that was called into question.
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The rest of it, I'll, I'll leave it there.
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Let's just say that one's kind of up in the air.
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But all in all, I am like, man, I walked away from this thing so happy today.
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Where should we start?
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So I get there and there's a sentencing hearing.
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Well, actually, first of all, I had to go to Halberstets and get a tie clip because
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I own about seven different tie clips and I can't fucking find them.
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I think when I'm done wearing a suit, I think when I'm done wearing a tie,
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I think I just take them off and I just Chuck them.
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So one day it's kind of like cigar cutters.
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I have the same issue with cigar cutters.
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I own seven.
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I can find one because I keep it in my car.
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So I left a little early.
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I bought a new tie clip.
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And then I get to the court and ours hasn't started.
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There was a sentencing hearing before us.
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And I found out that apparently if I talk about demonic possession, there are very.
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..
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There's a vengeful guy out there who wants to put
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me in jail for talking about demonic possession.
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Let me be very clear about something that I think everybody understood.
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When I was talking about Father Ripperger, I think people
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don't give me credit for how nuts and weird I actually am.
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When I was talking about Father Ripperger this morning and
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demonic possession and the Catholic Church's belief in it.
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And as I'm listening to Father Ripperger on Tucker's show, I was talking about this
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on the show this morning, I honestly believe that when I've made my most
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terrible decisions in my life as an adult, I believe
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there may have been demonic possession involved.
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Because I... and this is like throughout... this isn't just like two years ago.
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This is like throughout the last two years until I started going to Mass again.
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I said this this morning, I believe I may have been demonically possessed by...
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If I was a woman it would be an incubus, but the Catholic
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Church believes that men are possessed by a succubus demon.
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Like a Satan demon, like demon demon.
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And I honestly believe that because all of this stuff, because all of my dark urges,
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and because of all of my bad behavior, and well not all of my bad behavior,
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but because I became such a better person once I started going to Mass, they do say
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that accepting the Eucharist and going to Mass
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are the two best ways to drive out demons.
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That's what the Church teaches.
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So I was talking about that today.
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And I was talking about Father Ripperger.
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And all of a sudden I start getting these messages.
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People are like, you're going to jail for that.
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Demons, really?
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So I looked at my probation.
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It turns out no stipulation about talking about
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Father Ripperger, the Catholic Church, or demons.
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I know people get a lot of shit for talking about
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their faith, but that seemed a little excessive to me.
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So that was a big nothing burger.
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And then I get to court, and there's somebody there.
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I'm not going to say who it was.
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There's somebody there, and they're writing something down.
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And there's a sentencing hearing going on before ours.
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And this person writes down on a pad, Nick verbally accosted me outside the courtroom.
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And I'm like, damn, that's pretty fucked up.
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That is an interesting way to start.
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And then, you know, lawyers go into chambers, all that stuff.
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Then we start.
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I'm not going to talk about any of the stuff once we started, alright?
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We're going to finish this thing up in June.
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Thank goodness.
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We're going to finish all the stuff from August.
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I'm really pumped about that.
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I'm really excited.
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After the hearing, it was a little weird.
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You know, I always talk with my attorney a bunch.
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I like him.
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He's a great guy.
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He does an amazing job.
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If you're ever looking for anyone for many different facets of the law, Brian Johnson
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at Heller and Thion does such an amazing job.
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You should absolutely use him.
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He's great.
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Overwork him.
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Load up his schedule.
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Use the code word toe, and I get half off.
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I don't, but Brian does an amazing job.
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He's a really good attorney.
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And after the hearing was over, and this isn't, this wasn't on the record,
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so I'm not going to talk about anything that happened on the record.
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After the hearing, a truly troubling thing happened.
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And between someone saying that, like, Nick verbally accosted them outside
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the courtroom, which is, and you know, the demons thing, it's just very odd
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behavior.
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He comes up behind my attorney as we're sitting
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there after everything's been adjourned.
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And as he's leaving, he turns around and he can't help it.
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He goes up to my lawyer and he goes, you should look up.
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And he's like, panicked.
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He's like, you should look up the statute on harassment and maybe take a CLE on it.
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And the judge is right there and he's looking at this
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and everybody in the room is just going, what the fuck?
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And Brian Cool is a cucumber.
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He goes, I'm sorry, what was that?
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And he turns around as if Brian's being serious and he
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starts to go, you should look up the statute on harassment.
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And Brian goes, I'm just kidding.
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I heard you.
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And then he leaves.
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Strangest fucking thing, man.
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Really, really weird.
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Just a weird day of weird shit.
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But all in all, I'm very happy with how everything turned out.
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I just, I'm just happy that it's nearing the end.
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But as far as the other case goes, there's not much going
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on and anything I could say happened between the whistles.
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And again, I just want to respect the judge on that and not talk about it.
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Yeah, it's fucking, that was weird.
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That was weird, but I love my attorney so much, man.
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Right?
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Like the way he did it.
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It kind of reminded me of like the Opie and Anthony days.
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When Opie and Anthony would at, would say something to a guy, or the guy,
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no, I'm sorry, the guy would say something.
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He'd say a bad joke to them and they go, hey man, I'm sorry, your phone crapped out.
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What did you say?
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And the guy would start repeating the joke and they go, we heard you.
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It kind of reminded me of that.
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It was very, very funny, but it's not.
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It's very odd behavior to like, I don't even know what that was.
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It's just, it's a, it's a lack of control.
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And for people asking, no, I did not get called a faggot in court today.
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Which is, which is nice, I guess.
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That's kind of a, I save people calling me faggot for my own fans in my own chat.
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Chad Buzemach with a dollar thinks I'm being trolled by someone saying,
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he says fucked up shit and discord about me.
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If you can show me, if you can show me proof of that, if you can show me that
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people saying Chad Buzemach wishes terrible things on you and in other places
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and private chats, if you can show that that's all a joke and bullshit,
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I'm more than willing to take a look at it.
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But yeah, I mean, when I read it, there wasn't a lot of context with it.
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Maybe the screenshots I looked at, you were kidding.
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Maybe you were being joking.
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It was just a little dark.
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A little dark.
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We got two dollars from fuck you dude.
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He says, this is the level of professionalism.
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I expect for my money.
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If we don't knock out the goal today, I will never dress nice on this program again.
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But I will wear shirts and I will wear collars and jackets.
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As long as every show that the goal gets hit,
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the next show I will put on a collar and jacket.
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I promise you.
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Brian says another court date today.
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Yeah, but I was on the good guy's side for this one.
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Silver Wolf with a dollar says, don't be too exciting.
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I'm in my recliner playing Laws Wind Waker on my GameCube.
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I don't want to get up to use my computer.
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That's GameCube.
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I'm doing a show in 2002.
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2002, I believe.
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Chad Buzemock, you said, you also said, or mentally ill, I'm going with the latter.
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It could be that.
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It could be that.
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Bapashop says, you look like a faggot.
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There it is.
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No,
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I just literally, this is not to put on a new uniform or anything else like that.
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I literally just didn't have time to change today.
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I did put my jacket back on.
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I did put that back on for the show.
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I had taken this off when I got home, but I put it back on for the program.
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That's all.
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Oh boy, I'm just going through the chat.
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Is Aaron selling insurance?
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No, I'm a, what is it?
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I'm driving DoorDash now.
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Is that what I'm doing?
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I do my morning show.
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I drive DoorDash and then I do this.
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I'm not saying those guys are out of ideas and they completely bombed this weekend.
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I'm just letting the evidence speak for itself.
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That's all.