Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

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Wow, she really is schizophrenic. She doesn't even remember how she thought you were god.

You don't have to worry about a lawsuit from her, it would get thrown out of court immediately. Did you actually tell your dad you knocked her up, though?

 

[AnOminous]

No, that's Marshall Castersen. This guy, Andrew Carlson, is stalking Marshall's wife.

This guy is the insane one. Marshall is the retarded one.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Wow, she really is schizophrenic. She doesn't even remember how she thought you were god.View attachment 247506

You don't have to worry about a lawsuit from her, it would get thrown out of court immediately. Did you actually tell your dad you knocked her up, though?

Our plan was to get her pregnant so I could convince my family it was the right thing for me to do to go to be with her. The plan worked. I told my dad. I felt shameful and embarrassed telling my dad. Because by telling him he knew i violated his trust and disrespected him in a major way. It was one of the hardest things I ever did. That's the thing I regret most about the entire thing. The second thing I regret most is going into her dad's house without her dad's permission. The third thing I regret most is the sexual things I did with her that I feel was wrong of me to do. Everything consensual, but still doesn't mean I don't regret it and that I feel like I disrespected her. At the time, I didn't think what I did was wrong.

If i redid things, I would have done what the original plan was and waited a year before we had sex.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Our plan was to get her pregnant so I could convince my family it was the right thing for me to do to go to be with her. The plan worked. I told my dad. I felt shameful and embarrassed telling my dad. Because by telling him he knew i violated his trust and disrespected him in a major way. It was one of the hardest things I ever did. That's the thing I regret most about the entire thing. The second thing I regret most is going into her dad's house without her dad's permission. The third thing I regret most is the sexual things I did with her that I feel was wrong of me to do. Everything consensual, but still doesn't mean I don't regret it and that I feel like I disrespected her. At the time, I didn't think what I did was wrong.

If i redid things, I would have done what the original plan was and waited a year before we had sex.

You should never reproduce or be a father. You admitted to abusing your ex's son.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You should never reproduce or be a father. You admitted to abusing your ex's son.

I didn't admit to abusing her son. But secondly, it doesn't make sense to say if you make an innocent mistake at a young age you shouldn't reproduce.

If you are a father at 13 years old for example, you are much more likely to make horrible mistakes as a father than if you are an adult with more experience. I was 19 years old. I am now 26. I am much more experienced and learned about things. I learned my lesson of how not to raise a child. I would be a great dad. I'd be one of the few that doesn't physically abuse their mom or them. that in itself is a great thing.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I feel more LEO will will forced to read the farms soon. Semper Fi all LEO! May god have mercy on your eyes.

Shit, we should start a GoFundMe to make sure whatever unfortunate officer of the law is tasked with reading this den of madness has ample coffee and donuts.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Our plan was to get her pregnant so I could convince my family it was the right thing for me to do to go to be with her. The plan worked. I told my dad. I felt shameful and embarrassed telling my dad. Because by telling him he knew i violated his trust and disrespected him in a major way. It was one of the hardest things I ever did. That's the thing I regret most about the entire thing. The second thing I regret most is going into her dad's house without her dad's permission. The third thing I regret most is the sexual things I did with her that I feel was wrong of me to do. Everything consensual, but still doesn't mean I don't regret it and that I feel like I disrespected her. At the time, I didn't think what I did was wrong.

If i redid things, I would have done what the original plan was and waited a year before we had sex.

What's the most demeaning thing you did to her in bed?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

What's the most demeaning thing you did to her in bed?

Already told you. But as an additional statement, I don't regret the spit thing i did. But I regret the other sexual things I did because it was too one sided in my favor. I wish we had had more mutual pleasure. One of the things I regret a lot is her giving me blow jobs. At first it was fun, then it became a chore and I blame it partially on the dissolution of the relationship. Though seeing how crazy she is now, I can only assume that things probably would have ended no matter what I did. it was probably doomed from the start because of her.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I didn't admit to abusing her son. But secondly, it doesn't make sense to say if you make an innocent mistake at a young age you shouldn't reproduce.

If you are a father at 13 years old for example, you are much more likely to make horrible mistakes as a father than if you are an adult with more experience. I was 19 years old. I am now 26. I am much more experienced and learned about things. I learned my lesson of how not to raise a child. I would be a great dad. I'd be one of the few that doesn't physically abuse their mom or them. that in itself is a great thing.

I'll dig up that specific part of the thread when I'm not working. But if I remember correctly, you were defending those actions of making them shower naked even though they were terrified, and locking them in a dark basement. Only now are you saying you fucked up. Also, at 19, if you aren't completely Autisic and display sociopathic tendencies, which you are and you do, you should have the mental capacity to think of at least ten better options on the spot of disciplining. This thread, from start to finish, is filled to the brim of examples of your tendencies toward sociopathy. Whether you're 19 or 26, your rhetoric in the here in now shows that you will not change. The shit that you've typed the past couple of pages is disingenuous, and I don't think you're fooling, or will fool anyone. I say again, you should never reproduce or be a father.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

If you go back to it, what i said was a I made a mistake but that the mistake wasn't a big deal.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd be one of the few that doesn't physically abuse their mom or them.

No you wouldn't. The fact that you think normal men who don't abuse their wives and children are "few" just demonstrates your sick, evil, mentally ill view of the world.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

No you wouldn't. The fact that you think normal men who don't abuse their wives and children are "few" just demonstrates your sick, evil, mentally ill view of the world.

A lot of men spank their children to punish them which is borderline sexual abuse.

 

[AnOminous]

A lot of men spank their children to punish them which is borderline sexual abuse.

Thanks for triple posting so I could rate you Deviant three times, you sick fuck.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

My internet connection was giving me problems so it posted twice.

Apologize for triple posting.

Also, is it really sexual abuse if neither party is getting any sexual pleasure or lack any sexual intent in the action.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

If you go back to it, what i said was a I made a mistake but that the mistake wasn't a big deal.

It's a very common theme for you to play semantics, but fine. Let me replace the word "defending" with "justifying", which is just as bad. It's absolutely and utterly scary how fucking unaware you are about how life actually works. You can try to hide behind your religion and self righteousness, but you cannot run from the cold harshness that is reality. Own up to your mistakes. Do not try to diminish them.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Apologize for triple posting.

Also, is it really sexual abuse if neither party is getting any sexual pleasure or lack any sexual intent in the action.

This may be true sometimes, but often its not true. There doesn't have to be a conscious sexual pleasure for it to be a sexual behavior. Some parents may spank and subconsciously derive sexual pleasure from it. Likewise, there is much more evidence that children get sexually aroused when they are spanked. Many boys get an erection when they are spanked.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

This may be true sometimes, but often its not true. There doesn't have to be a conscious sexual pleasure for it to be a sexual behavior. Some parents may spank and subconsciously derive sexual pleasure from it. Likewise, there is much more evidence that children get sexually aroused when they are spanked. Many boys get an erection when they are spanked.

Please keep explaining horrifying and degenerate shit like this, which if I may add, is wrong. You're adding more fuel to the fire for the prosecutors.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Apologize for triple posting.

Also, is it really sexual abuse if neither party is getting any sexual pleasure or lack any sexual intent in the action.

Well, typically when grown men fondle toddler ass it's not considered appropriate. I gotta agree with Andrew here. As you can see from the many porn sites devoted to spanking, many people have developed that fetish from getting spanked as youngsters.

@tamarlover were you spanked as a child, by any chance? If so, how did it affect you?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Well, typically when grown men fondle toddler ass it's not considered appropriate. I gotta agree with Andrew here. As you can see from the many porn sites devoted to spanking, many people have developed that fetish from getting spanked as youngsters.

@tamarlover were you spanked as a child, by any chance? If so, how did it affect you?

Fondling =\= spanking

The whole spanking fetish is more derived from a sub-dom dynamic, but to a much lesser degree can come from spanking while younger. Just his sweeping blanket statement that spanking is sexual in nature is absolutely insane. He probably says that because his dad had fingers in his asshole while spanking him.

 

[Zarkov]

If you are a father at 13 years old for example, you are much more likely to make horrible mistakes as a father than if you are an adult with more experience. I was 19 years old. I am now 26. I am much more experienced and learned about things. I learned my lesson of how not to raise a child. I would be a great dad. I'd be one of the few that doesn't physically abuse their mom or them. that in itself is a great thing.

What a load of bullshit. You're 26 and you can't even grasp how the law works. You can't even tell the difference between courting and stalking, because you're a stubborn autist.

Your definition of abuse is 100% sure to be skewed, and your hypothetical children would live a nightmare. Fortunately you're never going to reproduce, so you'll never get to prove how much of a great dad you'd be.