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[ES 148]

I'm assuming you're referring to Westboro Baptist, and say what you want about their beliefs but unlike Skylar they actually have the balls to call people faggots to their face.

But did they program a hip, cool mobile app?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

But did they program a hip, cool mobile app?

No app, but a hip cool rap

 

[bbpoison]

As a Catholic I'm just happy that for some reason we don't actually get a ton of these type fools.

Do you experience any cognitive dissonance when you realize you're a user of this forum?

 

[Positron]

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he's telling students to put up his posters at his school

For this to work at all, you need at a minimum something called "friends".

But then if you think you're Jesus, you'd expect everyone at your beck and call wouldn't you?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

He is afraid his mom will know he is gay so he is overcompensating.

All consequences be damned.

He must prove he isn't gay.

Ahahahahaha

 

[Lunachu]

Dad is pretty active in boy scouts.

 

[January Cyst]

His poor site is down How will Carroll stay Catholic now?

I was in the middle of listening to one of the tapes, what an autistic tease.

I've mirrored all 3 audio recordings, they are also linked in the OP in case they go down again.

 

[Keerakh]

Do you experience any cognitive dissonance when you realize you're a user of this forum?

Why would he? Catholics are all about judgement.

 

[Smutley]

He mentions in the all hands email that he was prohibited from contacting anyone who worked at the school during his expulsion hearing and he hoped that they would read it as people and not "as faculty" so he could get around that. I assume that's by college rules and not some outstanding litigation, but even still, way to completely ignore the very specific rules they gave him.

 

[Strelok]

Someone send him Ezekiel 23:20 posters to put up. After all if it's Catholic there's no problem right.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

Someone send him Ezekiel 23:20 posters to put up. After all if it's Catholic there's no problem right.

Just googled that, was not disappointed

 

[Strelok]

Just googled that, was not disappointed

The Bible gets fucking weird.

 

[An Ghost]

I dont know if you have had an opp to read all the PDFs he has on the site, but I went through the timeline couple nights back and read everything. Like I mentioned, he has the autistic linear thinking trait so everything is perfectly organized chronologically. I just started at the first event and went through it all. Listened to first audio thriller while reading. If you have yet to do that, you may want to. The PDFs are hyperlinked at the bottom of the event if one is present. Like the audio, a lot of the docs contain stuff that is worthy of a read for more laughs.

I bring the docs up because I don't believe anyone mentioned his counter-proposal to the school after that fun 1st encounter. Here is his counter-proposal:
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Also listed in his grievances is they got him kicked out of teaching at "Merit Badge University" which according to light googling is exactly that, a Boy Scout thing where he could have volunteered to help out his fellow scouts.
Either this is an example of the school trolling this kid completely, or how he fucked up so bad even scouts are disowning him. He's got nothing now.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Also listed in his grievances is they got him kicked out of teaching at "Merit Badge University" which according to light googling is exactly that, a Boy Scout thing where he could have volunteered to help out his fellow scouts.
Either this is an example of the school trolling this kid completely, or how he fucked up so bad even scouts are disowning him. He's got nothing now.

Well good. Who wants him around their children? Especially after the photo incident.

 

[Null]

No app, but a hip cool rap

FUCKING ART

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

No app, but a hip cool rap

That video is pretty gay

Almost as gay as Skylar tbh

 

[k1level]

At the begining of the video: Skylar: "I'm not going to stop. "
Later: "I didn't put any up after they told me to stop"




If you try to tell him he's an asshole, his website gives you this message.

Bad Content

Your message contained one or more banned phrases. Banned phrases include "love not hate", "love trumps hate", and swear words.

Several words, including "bigotry", "harassment", "derogatory", and "discrimination" are also disallowed, as what we do is none of those things and you don't need to tell us it is.

"LALALALALALALA, I CANT HEAR YOU!"

 

[Strelok]

Also listed in his grievances is they got him kicked out of teaching at "Merit Badge University" which according to light googling is exactly that, a Boy Scout thing where he could have volunteered to help out his fellow scouts.
Either this is an example of the school trolling this kid completely, or how he fucked up so bad even scouts are disowning him. He's got nothing now.

The scouts have been shying away from some of their moral majority (I don't mean that in the subjective way, I mean the Christian political movement) base in recent years, so having an utter meltdown over not being allowed to gay bash probably blacklisted him.

But up until very recently (2013) they had a national blanket ban on the gays even in heavily liberal areas so Skylar probably got comfortable thinking it was an appropriate place to sperg out.

 

[k1level]

The scouts have been shying away from some of their moral majority (I don't mean that in the subjective way, I mean the Christian political movement) base in recent years, so having an utter meltdown over not being allowed to gay bash probably blacklisted him.

But up until very recently (2013) they had a national blanket ban on the gays even in heavily liberal areas so Skylar probably got comfortable thinking it was an appropriate place to sperg out.

When I read that, I thought it was only because the "Merit Badge University" was to be held on Carroll's campus.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Come on, guys. Skylar isn't gay. He just likes it in the butt. And being a faggot.

I can't wait till he brings someone home to meet mom.

Do you experience any cognitive dissonance when you realize you're a user of this forum?

Now now. We have more than our share of deranged autists. They just generally sperg out in other directions than old Skylar here.

See here's the thing that the media and most non Catholics somehow fail to realize about Catholicism. For all it's pompous ritual and structure. It is essentially the McDonalds of Christian faiths. You get the same exact bland service at each and every location, every time you go. They've stripped out any of the passion or spices. It's basically go through the motions and try not to offend anybody. It really isn't a good breeding ground for the crusading Anti-Homersexual types. (Besides if you drive off all the gay men, what would we do for Priests?) About the only faith more bland an inoffensive than the Catholics are the Episcopalians. Who would seem to have taken the Catholic approach, but also stripped out the few remaining interesting bits like the pomp and ceremony, and dialed the dullness up to 11.

The Catholic Autists normally go anti abortion or go full political ideological. Splitting evenly between SJW and Right Wing Radio Alex Jones style loonies. Often in the same person. But rabid drooling anti gays types quoting scripture? Yeah we don't get a lot of them.