💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
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Lol. Lmao even.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Here are local copies of the videos:

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First thought that came to mind looking at the video was the car making is making an awful lot of noise with no action. But due to my lack of knowledge in overpriced cars I could not say for sure if my initial observation was right or not.
So I am glad people with more knowledge than me chimed in and confirmed my initial thought that the car was not performing as it should.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick REALLY doesn't want a woman getting an HRO against him

Aaron is a guy so no one, including the judge, cares if Nick goes after him, but a woman...
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Also, that woman not being retarded, like Aaron, would definitely make the hypothetical HRO a lot scarier.
 
Zab McMann said:
That Mustang sounds like it's firing on 5 instead of 8, holy hell.
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lol and the back box has rotted off. That sounds disgustang!

Actually that’s what’s happened isn’t it, one bank is completely un-silenced while the other side is still OK. Maybe a Somalian stole his catalyser.
 
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I guarantee his kids are embarrassed when Dad rolls up or pulls away in that car that runs like a hunk of junk. The fact that he had to have red to draw attention to himself is pure Rekieta.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He didn't have to have red, he bought it because it was what was on the lot. He was too impatient to get a nice car, and just got the most expensive car he could find on a lot.
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That’s Nick’s version of events, yes. I don’t trust him like you do.

Point is that only an attention-seeking middle-aged faggot buys a red midlife-crisis-mobile.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I guarantee his kids are embarrassed when Dad rolls up or pulls away in that car that runs like a hunk of junk. The fact that he had to have red to draw attention to himself is pure Rekieta.
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He's really sleazemaxxing between the expensive (but falling apart) car, the gaudy (but ugly) suits, the gay sunglasses, and his attempts at hiding his thinning hair. If he was a film character, he would be used as a metaphor for societal decay. He looks like the kind of guy who ends up dating his daughter's friend. As a teenager, being found out to have a dad like that would be the end of your social life. You're Leisure Suit Larry's kid now, time to kill yourself and try again.
 
Bepis said:
You're Leisure Suit Larry's kid now, time to kill yourself and try again.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Can everyone please stop dragging poor Larry Laffer through the mud by comparing him to this goblin?

Larry knew his shortcomings, and despite all of that, and the frequent assault of STDs, he kept up the grind. Through sheer resilience and spirit of the heart, Larry persevered and hit the babe jackpot many times over. Sure, they were short-lived conquests with women of questionable character, but he showed us all what even the most dweeby pipsqueak can accomplish in this wacky world.

Rekieta isn't even fit to tongue-wash Larry's penis pump.

Yes, ma'am I know this is the donations drop-off at the Salvation Army, but I couldn't let this disparagement stand!
 
AltisticRight said:
I know Nicholas Rekieta is so dumb he dosed his kids with cocaine but he'd never kill himself.
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Well, not on purpose anyway.
Bepis said:
He looks like the kind of guy who ends up dating his daughter's friend.
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Well, we all know he dreams of being Lester Burnham from American Beauty.
Leylon Sneed said:
He didn't have to have red, he bought it because it was what was on the lot. He was too impatient to get a nice car, and just got the most expensive car he could find on a lot.
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No, he's the kind of idiot who thinks a bright red noisy muscle car makes him cool instead of just making him a cop magnet. Then he drives drunk through a school zone at 100 mph because that makes him even cooler.
 
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AnOminous said:
Well, not on purpose anyway.



No, he's the kind of idiot who thinks a bright red noisy muscle car makes him cool instead of just making him a cop magnet. Then he drives drunk through a school zone at 100 mph because that makes him even cooler.
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Why can't the faggot just wrap himself and that rustang around a telephone pole!
 
MNPublicRecords said:
*checks notes*

HRO cases with Francis Herbert White as counsel of record (out of 220 total cases): 19

HRO cases with Brian Keith Lewis as counsel of record (out of 91 total cases): 17

HRO cases with Brian Lee Johnson as counsel of record (out of 474 total cases): 17

HRO cases with Nicholas Robert Rekieta as counsel of record (out of 33 total cases): 1
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Bravo, I wish I had the knowhow and impetus to dive after Nicks fuckups like this.
John Andrews Stan said:
That’s Nick’s version of events, yes. I don’t trust him like you do.

Point is that only an attention-seeking middle-aged faggot buys a red midlife-crisis-mobile.
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But what if red is that middle-aged faggot's favorite color?
 
Potentially Criminal said:
I still want to know what he thinks is going to be his secret plan to win.

Seems like he should be making that happen already
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His plan is to say Aaron has a tiny penis in court so it's put in the transcripts and the dabblers can laugh about it for a few minutes before moving on.

Totally worth spending his parents' money.
 
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