💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Orkeosaurus said:
Tom has a big victimization fixation himself and sees andy as his cross to bear.
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I think he just realizes that his years are about up and that when he's gone, nobody will give a shit. Tom knows Andy is faking. He says so constantly even these days. But you have to realize from his perspective it's likely easier to just try and work with Andy because autism or (most definitely) not his son IS so batshit insane he'll never, ever be a functional part of society again.

It's difficult for most people to understand I think but not wanting your child to suffer because they're a fruity loonytick is an understandable reaction. Even someone as bad as Andy. The guy likely remembers his son who he had lots of love for and all the little moments instead of the shit obsessed beast he's become. It's honestly pretty heartbreaking for the guy if you step back from the finer details and look at it with a birds-eye view.

And yes I know Tom can be a shitlord too. He's got a 'woe is me the universe has a target on my back' personality but at least in terms of Andy I can see his predicament with some humanity.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
His IQ is 83, 4 points off actually being retarded.
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What makes you think a career faker couldn't fake on an IQ test? I don't fully believe Andy is as stupid as he comes off. If he's smart enough to bend the government over and fuck them this badly then I suspect he's smart enough to purposely do bad on an IQ test. Andy would never let someone prove he has regular intelligence it's all part of the great fake


I think when he starts rattling off his legal jargon it's kind of proof of that. A somalian or a jeet could never do that and in theory they have an equivalent IQ
 
GARFGARF said:
What makes you think a career faker couldn't fake on an IQ test? I don't fully believe Andy is as stupid as he comes off. If he's smart enough to bend the government over and fuck them this badly then I suspect he's smart enough to purposely do bad on an IQ test. Andy would never let someone prove he has regular intelligence it's all part of the great fake


I think when he starts rattling off his legal jargon it's kind of proof of that. A somalian or a jeet could never do that and in theory they have an equivalent IQ
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The tests that showed his true low IQ were taken from when he was much younger, too young to fake.

He rattles off jargon, sure, but he doesn't actually understand it very well. "Safe Discharge" just means they can't dump him at the county line, not 24/7 ass wiping.

He's actually very much like the Jeets, Abdools, and Yakubs. He's not smart enough to scam the government on his own, but relies on corrupt socialist insiders and NGOs, from the Juices to the care agencies happy to bill the taxpayers for people who don't need that hewp. He looks, acts, sounds, and smells retarded enough that nobody cares enough to stop it.

ETA: Average Jeet IQ is 76 (Borderline Retarded) and average Somali IQ is the lowest in the world, at 63 (Mildly Retarded).
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
The tests that showed his true low IQ were taken from when he was much younger, too young to fake.

He rattles off jargon, sure, but he doesn't actually understand it very well. "Safe Discharge" just means they can't dump him at the county line, not 24/7 ass wiping.

He's actually very much like the Jeets, Abdools, and Yakubs. He's not smart enough to scam the government on his own, but relies on corrupt socialist insiders and NGOs, from the Juices to the care agencies happy to bill the taxpayers for people who don't need that hewp. He looks, acts, sounds, and smells retarded enough that nobody cares enough to stop it.

ETA: Average Jeet IQ is 76 (Borderline Retarded) and average Somali IQ is the lowest in the world, at 63 (Mildly Retarded).
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He only gets away with what he does cus its retard daycare around that area. That dude would be fertilizer anywhere else.
 
cmpyt said:
Oh, the fucking ASTRONOMICAL irony.
That fat fuck wears them himself, he had ABSOLUTELY no room to make fun of her for the same thing.
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Yeah, but she actually needed them, so in his eyes that was worth mocking her for. It's also proof that he doesn't need diapers; he's just an ABDL fetishist.
 
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why do your lies gotta be so fuckin long

Nobody will wipe your ass andy.
 

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Jesus, for someone who claims they "struggle with planning, sequencing, memory, and executive functioning", you'd think he wouldn't post these schizoaffective ramblings.

That's not how it works, Andy. You can't claim to not be able to function, and then post all of this.
 
Do we know if he takes stimulants for sure? A lot of this writing reminds me of stimulant use, especially by people who don't have ADHD.
 
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Obviously you did not read that part Andy.
Around 12:45 was the time I saved the image to the computer I was using at the time not realizing it didn't render the image very well. 2 hours later I went on my tablet to look at the post again and realize that the image was crystal clear so then I saved it and sent it back to kiwi farms to let the other kiwis know that I made a mistake I did not know that the computer I was using wouldn't render the image very well. Not everybody's devices work the fucking same, Andy.
 
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Obviously you did not read that part Andy.
Around 12:45 was the time I saved the image to the computer I was using at the time not realizing it didn't render the image very well. 2 hours later I went on my tablet to look at the post again and realize that the image was crystal clear so then I saved it and sent it back to kiwi farms to let the other kiwis know that I made a mistake I did not know that the computer I was using wouldn't render the image very well. Not everybody's devices work the fucking same, Andy.
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Well, andy is the king of pretending to not understand what's being said. If he can reinterprete what you're saying to benefit his grift, he'll do it.

"maybe you could wipe your own ass today, andy?"
"you say I fake? that means you want me to play in traffic! You're putting me danger!"
 
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Andrew James Ditch is a diaper fetishist, paraphiliac, pedophile.

Andy wants to have sex with his dad.

Andy gassed his mom with an oil diffuser.

Andy knows nothing about technology, and sucks at chess.

Andy has no right to a safe discharge. Andy has no caregiver or right to one.

Andy does not have autism. Andy fake. Andy is just a fat, stupid pedophile with a shitty diaper fetish.

Nobody will wipe Andy's ass.

Nobody will help Andy.
 
A-Stump said:
Track me down and beat the life out of me? Why that sounds like quite the nasty threat, Andrew.
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I guess that's why he wants a dog, so he can go stump huntin, lol.z

"I never threatened my mom with a knife." You did. twice. You were hospitalized for it.
"I was arrested for using my coping skills." No, your mom told you to knock it off, as she was sitting 10 feet from you and you had the oil diffuser on full blast, feet kicked up. Bentley told you to consider your mom and you said 'nah fuck that, coping skills!" If what you said was why you were doing it, you were gassing your mom and making her choke because your dad was abusing you. You were taking your anger out on your mom. That just makes you look worse you flabby dung eater.
"I never made of her while she was in diapers." Yeah you did. we saw it. You hated your mom. No son acts that way to their mom without hate in their heart. Remember when she fell and you just stood there, blocking the hallway and filmed her? You thought it was funny. You were laughing.

You are a sick monster. And I know this: The worst thing I can tell you andy, is never change. Keep telling yourself you're hot shit. That you're special. That you have some grand purpose in life doing this. I look forward when karma finally comes and you're wailing 'how did this happen, why does no one like me?"
 
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