🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votes: 508 62.5%

  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votes: 172 21.2%

  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votes: 282 34.7%

  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votes: 85 10.5%

  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votes: 111 13.7%
  • Total voters
    813
Battlefield2142EU said:
Or better yet make him read a book. Not a magazine. Not a sports page. A book.
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Not just any book either.
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3-2-1836 said:
Korea didn't hit him with sex offender status, as the minimum registration period in Korea is 10 years.

Other sources are reporting him instead being slapped with an 5 year employment restriction from working with venerable people, which is automatic under Korean law for anyone convicted of any criminal offense that carries prison time.
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Shit, thanks. I jumped the gun it seems.
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South Korea is trying to make and example out of him and then getting him out of their country as fast of possible. He's been trapped in Korea for a while and with a possible prison sentence the Korean courts are just tired of dealing with him. I doubt 6 months in whatever low security prison they throw him in will fundamentally change him for the better. They will have their fun with him for the Korean media and then dump him on the US doorstep and tell the America he is their problem now.
 
The Koreans are going back to their roots and invoking slavery on a black man, just like the Americans used to do. If he ends up picking cabbages for 14 hours straight with no breaks, gets raped by the biggest fattest asian bubah with aids, sleeps on a dirty moldy smelly floor, and is used as a communal punching bag by not only the cell block but by the entire prison would be too poetic. He is too much of a weak coward to actually try to escape so the suffering will be great.
 
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Boingboingboingboi said:
Those are a lot of "if"s, and he has to state them all, which he couldn't do until he was 35 anyway. To be labelled a sex offender throughout your 20s and early 30s is the worst possible decade in one's life to have to deal with that label, so he's still fucked indefinitely.
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A big if is if the 2 counts that Korea classifies as a sex offenses are even considered crimes in the US, to whit he caught 2 sex crime convictions over, correct me if I'm wrong, non-sexual, deepfakes, which are completely legal in America.

Though just for me to be fully informed, I know one was Bong Bong what was the second deepfake?
 
Parodius20XX said:
I'll make the bold prediction that Johnny won't learn anything even with six months labor. I'd say he'd be back out doing the exact same thing but I don't think any country is gonna let him after he gets deported back to the US. Maybe Mexico, but he's not gonna go anywhere that some cartel guys could kill him with zero consequences for kicks. I guess he could go in somewhere in the US but he probably also knows that someone is gonna beat him up or shoot him if he tries the crap he did in Japan/Korea.
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He’s a nigger, he’ll never learn a damn thing even if they threw him in there for 30 years.
 
Flaw Peacock said:
Also, I forget if this still applies or not, but he's not done, is he? I know the Korean justice system differs from the US in that they don't try people for everything at once like they do in the US, they do it piecemeal. So he's imprisoned for this particular crime, but he still has yet to be tried for other stuff while he's imprisoned for this one, unless those charges were thrown out. Someone feel free to correct me, I lost track of all the shit he's been charged with.
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I was thinking the same. It might be that since he's had trials in different providences that he might serve time in each one. And seeing how long the time between the trials were, he might not be allowed out of Korea for an even longer time than expected. Not sure tho, but 6 months total for his bs?
 
If in American prison you get raped.
What happens in Korean prisons?
 
The Noise said:
Is there anyone familiar with how hard labor in South Korea is? My mind is jumping to stereotypical Siberian prison camp labor but it can't be that bad in a developed country, right?
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its an 8 hour work shift, either he will do something related to the prison like laundry or cleaning or they'll make him do manufacturing work

its only 6 months so he will learn nothing
 
I think we should look on the bright side for him.


1) Lifelong aversion to cabbage.
2) An utter master in Korean swear words in the various dialects.
3) your turn
 
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