💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Even more 8008135 said:
I'm surprised it's gone on this long, to be honest.
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The Japanese arc ended with the Ancestry test. At this point I'd think she'd need a karyotype to end the pooner arc. Or at least some medical examination that proves there is no stomach penis. What else do you think would end the delusion?
 
Phouquehead said:
It's good she has a case manager because she's really going to need one once her parents are dead, but imagining the conversation that led to these photos taken make me cringe, as does her stupid outfit.
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Do we have confirmation she's actually got one? Most people don't generally stand there taking a series of identical static pictures like this, that is very much a Pixy thing. She definitely needs a case worker, I just can't see one agreeing to go out in public and agree to be her personal photographer for the day.

Kosher Dill said:
Has any lolcow ever ended up in a group home?
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Jupiter has. Daniel Larson did too, at least until he got kicked out, and I think Andrew Ditch did as well. And of course, the OG Chris Chan is in some kind of supervised care, I dunno if it's specifically a group home though. As far as the gorls, I can't think of any, unless you count Tophia in that church-run communal women's shelter she landed herself in.

Dysnomia said:
What else do you think would end the delusion?
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Honestly, I'm not sure what will at this point. We've all speculated that there's some kind of medical issue that's made her believe in the stomach jizzler, cuz she freaked out over doctors wanting to remove it. I think if she were forced to have the surgery to fix whatever the hell had doctors concerned, she might quit the boy larp cuz she has no reason to think she's got male genitalia in her body anymore. Jfc, she really IS a gender swapped Chris Chan...

KuwabaraTheMan said:
Oh you're a woman. That explains why your posts are so long, rambling, stupid, and useless. You're still a shit poster.
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Lol.
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Dysnomia said:
The Japanese arc ended with the Ancestry test. At this point I'd think she'd need a karyotype to end the pooner arc. Or at least some medical examination that proves there is no stomach penis. What else do you think would end the delusion?
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Sarah knows full well that any medical examination will reveal to her that she has no stomach penis. It's the main reason why she refuses to see any doctor about this. She has vagueposted about them "taking it away". The only thing she has learned in her time on this Earth is that any sorta test will end her delusions.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
I'm surprised it's gone on this long, to be honest.
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Same, but it does make sense if you think about it.
In her younger weeb days, being feminine and soft and well groomed was pretty much expected, and Sarah wasn’t ever good at that.
No skincare, makeup, styling her hair, it just was what it was.

Also have to wonder how much Debbie affected it by nagging her about things like lightening her hair, tanning, and I mean it’s Texas.
A lot of women there wear full faces on the daily, it’s pretty normalized.

Maybe she just settled on “I’m not good at girl things, that’s probably because I’m actually a boy!”, as well as releasing herself from any womanly gender expectations.

That, and a whole lot of sexual trauma plus yaoi poisoning.
 
Flaw Peacock said:
Do we have confirmation she's actually got one?
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We really only have her own word to go off of. I agree, it's strange for a disability worker to take these kinds of photos for their client. But considering this manager is apparently into steampunk (assuming it's the same person she was talking about last year), I guess she or he is cool with Sarah's "modeling." Probably thinks it helps her self-esteem, while not understanding or caring that's it's actually eyefucking material for her and milk for us.

If Sarah is lying about having some type of tard wrangler, then she could make up having a girlfriend too instead of constantly whining about not having one. Sugar baby Kairi could be real and Sarah's love quest is over! :heart-full: But she's not that divorced from reality... yet.

I still want to know what Sarah considers "hard work." After I posted that screenshot I realized she might not be referring to her dream as becoming a man, but rather "earning" a woman as a man, because she already is one. Even more delusional than having gendie aspirations.

Snack Cracker said:
Maybe she just settled on “I’m not good at girl things, that’s probably because I’m actually a boy!”, as well as releasing herself from any womanly gender expectations.
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This, and I think identifying as a man gives her a pass to be openly and pathologically sexual. Women don't look at porn according to whatever "traditional" worldview her brain cobbled together under Debbie's upbringing, but she does, therefore she must be a man. Women don't have urges to hump furniture, but she does, so that must mean there's a penis trying to come out of her body. If she didn't prioritize her male friendships over female ones all these years, she might have figured out that she just has a high libido and possibly a porn addiction, and learned to deal with those instead of hopping on the gender train to become "one of the guys."
 
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Oof, looks like Sarah's diet is really fucking her over. You'd think she'd learn after the first time, but it wouldn't be Sarah if she didn't repeatedly make the same mistakes over and over.

I would love to be a fly on the wall each time Sarah goes to see a Dr for her many "medical" and actual medical emergencies. There must be so many extra notes for other Dr's on her medical charts, especially if they are now digital.
 
Snack Cracker said:
Same, but it does make sense if you think about it.
In her younger weeb days, being feminine and soft and well groomed was pretty much expected, and Sarah wasn’t ever good at that.
No skincare, makeup, styling her hair, it just was what it was.

Also have to wonder how much Debbie affected it by nagging her about things like lightening her hair, tanning, and I mean it’s Texas.
A lot of women there wear full faces on the daily, it’s pretty normalized.

Maybe she just settled on “I’m not good at girl things, that’s probably because I’m actually a boy!”, as well as releasing herself from any womanly gender expectations.

That, and a whole lot of sexual trauma plus yaoi poisoning.
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I think she thought that Japanese women are just like anime characters and wake up kawaii without any effort needed. There's that anime trope of the girl late for school who just zooms out of the house with a piece of toast in her mouth still looking as kawaii as ever. Pixy is dumb enough to believe that if she had Asian in her then her beauty just comes naturally. When that didn't happen she was baffled and frustrated. The complete lack of skincare and sun protection was so un-Asian and she didn't even realise it. It's Texas. The sun is literally trying to kill you. Yet at no point did it cross her mind to take care of her face. Then again, everything Pixy tries to be is just skimming the surface level. Her understanding of everything is so shallow.

I think she knows she's too busted now to ever be kawaii. And Debbie didn't help. Maybe if Pixy hadn't been such a delusional weeb Debbie would have gone easier on the tanned blonde look. I think in her own way Debbie was trying to push her towards something seen as more acceptable in public. But I also think she wanted a mini me and was upset her only daughter didn't fit that role.

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Oof, looks like Sarah's diet is really fucking her over. You'd think she'd learn after the first time, but it wouldn't be Sarah if she didn't repeatedly make the same mistakes over and over.

I would love to be a fly on the wall each time Sarah goes to see a Dr for her many "medical" and actual medical emergencies. There must be so many extra notes for other Dr's on her medical charts, especially if they are now digital.
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She needs to stop drinking Coke and inhaling fast food. I'm sure she's been told time and time again. People would probably care more if she didn't whine about how every little owwie was causing her to die.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Oof, looks like Sarah's diet is really fucking her over. You'd think she'd learn after the first time, but it wouldn't be Sarah if she didn't repeatedly make the same mistakes over and over.

I would love to be a fly on the wall each time Sarah goes to see a Dr for her many "medical" and actual medical emergencies. There must be so many extra notes for other Dr's on her medical charts, especially if they are now digital.
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If she didn't learn her lesson the first time that she needs to drink more water to prevent kidney stones then nothing is going to help her.

I mean it's the easiest thing in the world: Drink more water. Done. But then this is the same woman who refuses to admit she's got a UTI because that would mean accepting she's got a vagene so instead she ignores it.

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Wonder who misgendered her this time. Either her dad or some petite girl she tried creeping on.
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I love how she goes from, "I'm a man" to "I'm old" in the very next sentence.

Last time I checked, the two don't have to go hand in hand.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Based on her rotting cooch, that she probably wears her binder 24/7 and the fact she wore her contacts for too long that it gave her a subconjunctival hemorrhage I don't think "comfort" is high up on her list of things.

It's just another example of her being retarded.
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I think that like most Auties, Pixy has poor proprioception.
Except for her, its really poor proprioception.
She just doesn't feel her body correctly, not the discomfort/odd sensations in her crotch, not the gait belt on top of regular belt on top of too tight pants, not the gritty feeling of too long in contacts, not sleeping with everything on, not even noticing the nasty sweaty feeling of that too small Vanitas jumpsuit thing she wore.
Then, when she does feel something, like her Oowie foot, it's overwhelming and she can't stop obsessing over it.
If she barely gets any feedback from her body then when she is in pain is possibly the only time she  really notices/feels her body properly. This would fit why she thinks any kind of pain is just so terribly painful and unbearable.
I also think poor proprioception has a lot to do with how awkward she always looks whether in motion or a photo. That would make sense if she had very little idea of where her body is in space/relative to other objects.

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Oh Dear.
I do believe some poor innocent soul (or Papa Gilbeaux) might have called our Pixy "Young Lady"...
 
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Stinkyboy said:
Stupid Pixy. Only WOMEN get OLD.
Men age like wine, DUH SARAH.
I guess she found a new crows foot wrinkle
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Whenever she exclaims "I'M OLD" I don't think it's her complaining about aging, but rather her autistically saying that she doesn't want to be treated like a child. Sarah earned the right to identify as a man by living more than 4 decades or something stupid like that. She used to complain about being micromanaged by Debbie and others even in her 20s and after graduating college. So calling her "she" or "ma'am" triggers not only the gendie rage, but the failure to launch rage too. Anyway, she's probably mad at some poor nurse who asked her when her last period was when she went to urgent care crying very manly tears over her Coke-induced kidney stones.
 
I have an IRL friend who mentioned getting a wierd argumentative facebook message from Pixyteri years ago despite not being friends, nothing worth sharing but this guy is oblivious to lolcows in general and it surprised me that one would brush against him in this way.
 
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