💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
GENTLEMEN
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It is my great pleasure to announce the triumphant return of Gym Rat Pat
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Deadlift works the entire back. He meant to say RDL's but that would imply he knows what he's talking about.


If I feel like pointing out how he's full of shit, I would ask what variations of squats and lunges he does since you could do high bar or low bar back squats, front squats, zercher squats, goblin squats, hack squats etc. Front back or side lunges could also be a thing here. And where you put your legs in the leg press makes a difference as well. Once again, Fatrick pretends to act smart and turns out to be retarded
 
Gromit the Claymation Dog said:
I always find myself wishing that I could be a fly on the wall of Pat’s brain for a day. I want to know his thoughts, his feelings, just what goes through that skull of his. Does he genuinely believe all of this bolster and bluster he puts out? Or does he shrivel down inside and cower at some sense of self doubt? I find the psychology of Pat endlessly fascinating, with the narcissism, the aggression, and the denial constantly trying to maintain a facade that no one is falling for.
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I imagine it's like that one fireman episode of king of the hill where each of the guys tells the story from their own perspective. When it comes to Boomhauer, in his mind he speaks perfectly clear and eloquently while everyone else mumbles and mutters. That's how I imagine Rick sees the world: he looks like prime Swartzenegger while everyone else looks like Rick.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
The Milwaukee Man Of Pig: an American True Crime Story. Coming to a Netflix near you. Who would play Pat?
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The hairstylist would certainly win an Oscar. Trying to get that stupid gay little poof just right on purpose would be an undertaking. Somehow, Pat manages to do it just by being Pat.

I think the makeup artist would need to go for the Oscar too, imagine what it'd take to replicate that fish mouth!
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Welf Welf said:
The hairstylist would certainly win an Oscar. Trying to get that stupid gay little poof just right on purpose would be an undertaking. Somehow, Pat manages to do it just by being Pat.

I think the makeup artist would need to go for the Oscar too, imagine what it'd take to replicate that fish mouth!
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This is possibly, with his stare and crooked mouth and overall fat face, the most down syndrome looking image of Pat. He just needs a bit more wonder in his eyes.
 
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Pattycakes prisoning the pests over his hypocrisy and prezzies with his fish mouth. Also fat.

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Beautiful.
 
I guess another lonely birthday for Patrick this weekend. Does any of the slophouses give free meals for birthdays or is he going to have to sit there with a cheap beer beside him for hours while he pretends to be important with his aging Surface in his hand?
 
BrainSand63 said:
Reading this miserable woman’s tweets gives me a dull, aching pain in the middle of my brain. She clearly enjoys her self-induced agony and wants so desperately to inflict it on others
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Maybe that’s how she and Pat first bonded and became friends. Or maybe they connected over their mutual love of scolding people and being utterly incapable of clear writing:

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She’s even praising herself using her company’s account — pure fucking cringe. What’s worse is that people who talk about how loving and nice they are are always the most demonic cunts:

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Here she seems to be complaining about missing another fundraising goal. But this campaign is overfunded at this point. She just loves whining:

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Is kneecapping people part of being a loving person?

At least we know she isn’t talking shit about Pat here:

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