💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Steve Seagull said:
Since he is such a master of projection, the only conclusion left is that Nick Rekieta has a small penis, and that mythical 20-foot anaconda the yoink guy keeps searching for has been hiding in Aaron’s pants this whole time.

There is no other explanation for this level of faggotry.

Aaron's penis bewitched him.
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My conclusion is that Nick is gay for Aaron because no straight man will obsess over another man's penis like Nick has over Aaron's.
 
Terror_Mouse said:
I don't know what Nick could have testified about anyway. He's not a medical expert, and any thing that the doctor or Melton told him is hearsay anyway.
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He's an expert, he has read 40 abstracts on back pain.

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I low-key wondered if Aaron wore that suit to trigger Nick, remind ol' Balldoman of his precious realdoll.
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Why would he have such a photo and how could he immediately tell it was the same suit by just seeing it? Why is a wedding photo in his goon bank, presumably alongside Aaron Imholte's feet.

Steve Seagull said:
So I downloaded the transcript of Nick's last video, fed it to chatGPT and asked it how many times Aaron and his dick were mentioned.
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How long was the stream? 75 mentions of Aaron and 37 mentions of something sexual over the span of 5 hours? That's 15 mentions of Aaron per fucking hour, or once every 4 minutes. Holy shit. And half of those has something to do with sex.

He mentioned Aaron Imholte in conjunction with a sexual remark once every 10 minutes or so. Hell hath no fury like a skelly denied Aaron's goo.
 
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Nick continues to tempt fate by posting more photos of Aaron.
 
AltisticRight said:
How long was the stream? 75 mentions of Aaron and 37 mentions of something sexual over the span of 5 hours?
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I think nearly all of the sexual talk about Aaron occurred in less than two hours of the overall stream. I stopped watching the stream about 2 hours 30 minutes into it when he started talking about Quartering though. I don't know he if came back to talk about Aaron more after that.
Sneed Force One said:
Nick continues to tempt fate by posting more photos of Aaron.
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Nick's guide to how to look like a crazy stalker. Chapter 10: Show your vast collection of photos of your victim on his wedding day or wearing his wedding suit.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Nick continues to tempt fate by posting more photos of Aaron.
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Sorry, Nick

Aaron wore the tacky Joker suit better
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Terror_Mouse said:
Why does he have a shot of Aaron manspreading like that? The dick is basically the focal point of the photo!
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I was joking before but I legitimately believe he wants to have sex with Aaron. He keeps talking about Aaron's penis, has photos of his feet and crotch. The man's down bad.
 
Don't forget the Aaron topless in bed photo he has on hand.

Edit: I bet if his drives and phone were searched, we'd find he's sent nudes to Melton and crew to "laugh at how small his dick is. Look at it!*
 
What's Aaron's diet? What did Aaron Imholte add to his goo?
Seriously, how can he get another man so drugged out of his mind with obsession that he can't take Aaron's penis out of his mouth for a full half an hour?

Someone needs to run a GC-MS on a sample of Aaron Imholte's goo to determine its cocaine content. There's no other explanation for skelly's homosexual addiction and lustful fixation on the man's genitalia and semen.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Nick is seething at Xitter alog "ScareBro".
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Funny. Scarebro said, as late as the 12th, that Nick had him blocked.

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Not having a xitter account myself (I use Nitter for reading and archiving here), i'll ask: Can Nick respond to a xeet like that, without first having to unblock him? Or did Nick have to unblock him first just so he could throw a tantrum?

Either way, your shitty lies and half-baked PR isn't converting anybody back to your side, Nick. Sorry.
 
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Wil "Please God I need attention please" Herren, also known as Ethan Ralph's hooker tagteam buddy, injects himself into a Xitter post showing Momma K's video of Nick leaving the courtroom.
He lies to the public, stating that he wasn't the one who narc'ed personal details of a source to the target of a news story.
We can only hope Will dies of his long overdue dental necrosis reaching his alcoholic brain.
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Queen K doesn't take it lying down, the Tiger moniker is apt.
 
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Wil "Please God I need attention please" Herren, also known as Ethan Ralph's hooker tagteam buddy, injects himself into a Xitter post showing Momma K's video of Nick leaving the courtroom.
He lies to the public, stating that he wasn't the one who narc'ed personal details of a source to the target of a news story.
We can only hope Will dies of his long overdue dental necrosis reaching his alcoholic brain.
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Wil is upset that someone is doing actual journalism instead of writing puff pieces for a friend
 
Edward Teach said:
This Dr Steve guy...did we just find the guy who could be writing scripts for Nick? Not sure how it works getting pill scripts from an out of state Dr.
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That's pretty much the m.o. for pillheads who don't want to deal with dangerous drug dealers. Get bullshit scrip from sketchy doctor, get pills from sketchy online pharmacy.
Bepis said:
His claim of being afraid of her was part of what I was thinking too. I'm assuming he's hoping she can't afford to fight it if he tries to get one.
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I'm not joking when I say Balldo has gone full Greer. Aaron used that line and won, so if he says the same magic words it should also work for him. He's even openly admitted law to him is just magical incantations. And like Greer, he's utterly baffled when it doesn't work.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Wil "Please God I need attention please" Herren, also known as Ethan Ralph's hooker tagteam buddy, injects himself into a Xitter post showing Momma K's video of Nick leaving the courtroom.
He lies to the public, stating that he wasn't the one who narc'ed personal details of a source to the target of a news story.
We can only hope Will dies of his long overdue dental necrosis reaching his alcoholic brain.
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Queen K doesn't take it lying down, the Tiger moniker is apt.
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Don't worry. Wil will get his someday.

For example, he very well end up as a target of Ralph's wrath at some point if he remains doggedly pro-Rekieta.

Which is not to say that being a target of Ralph's ire is intrinsically bad (I know plenty of decent people that have been), but Wil has the additional problem of hanging out with Ralph IRL, and doing drugs together.

When Faran phonebooked him here back in August, she included that tidbit:
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EDIT: If you remember a while back on a stream, Wil said he had Ethan Ralph over at his house when they did drugs at his place in El Paso. This is the drug den.
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I'm sure Ralph has stories, and Ralph doesn't keep confidence any more than Wil does.
 
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Weirdly and funnily, Scarlett Hampton interjects into a conversation in which "mint diggity" claims Rekieta does coke with his kids.
When Rekieta himself bawls at it, saying it was a bad joke, she retorts "Explain, Richard".

Suffice to say, I am also confused.
 
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