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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Rango Dango said:
blanes s5 tier list
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Found the one I'm pretty sure he used.

My ranking:
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Rango Dango said:
because we have a thread about jet
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Listen, if I ran the Fishtank show and had a thread about me for being retarded and running the Fishtank show....that's just par for the course.

Idk how you can be mad after a certain point in time. There's people on here who have threads who are 100% cows that people overwhelmingly like. (Terry Davis, Sseth....even ones like bossmanjack). I feel most people here like Jet even if we shit on him when he's retarded. At least, I consider myself in that category.
 
Meiwaku said:
Bashir is higher but I am VERY Biased. Landon dropped a bit but he's still top tier. IlThose 5 were definitely the best. Head was S tier freeloader while he lasted. I honestly put Drake in A tier because he wasn't pressed hard enough for me to see if he's S tier or not.

Blane was 100% my fave freeloader A tier. Ride or die type. Laura was good content but she was sent specifically as a trial of God to test my man Bashir, still A tier for content but D tier human.

Vimp was also a trial. She's not as good as people made her out to be and without the romance saga it would have been nontent. C or low B tier. She didn't have other ways of stirring things up which felt weak.

JD was solid C tier from his punchability alone. Anissa was C tier but wasted potential. Emma I feel was D but was really wasted potential because she's competitive and smart. She would be better on a normie competition show.

Binx is D tier. She's an energy vampire. I cannnot rate her lower than the pedophile and the tranny tho.
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I would agree, Bashir top fish and Blane top freeloader this season.

I think my most hated are Bezo for fish and Mr. Naked for freeloader.

My most-nontent picks are Emma (fish) and probably Kimmee. Come at me simps.



Edit: I hope we have a thread on here for Mr. Naked by now, because everything this dude touches needs to be documented for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
 
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Rango Dango said:
i remember a lot of horsecock futa and horsecock horses but i dont remember any bridget porn
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I do, because I clearly remember discussing Bridget lore and how much I hate trannies with sneechat:


I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
The fuck.

This is Bridget, I have not played guilty gear in literal decades but he is 100% a boy. I edited his asshole out. You're welcome.
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I think Vimp is interesting, because as a freeloader, she isn't interesting or a crazy personality. But as a catalyst for others, she was top tier. Landon went from seasonal hero to utter wretch, all because of her. She forced Bashir into a corner by betraying him. She betrayed Binx and got Binx to crash out. An odd one to rank, because on her own she is barely sentient.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Found the one I'm pretty sure he used.

My ranking:
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No, I'm not biased. I'm correct and you know it.

I could break up the wasted potential or annoying tier. Suzy I found really annoying because her one schtick was sex related or cursing weirdly and she sexually assaulted people (her AI song was good tho). She at least cleaned and seemed nice. Beth we know was annoying and made it Wet House.
 
Meiwaku said:
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No, I'm not biased. I'm correct and you know it.

I could break up the wasted potential or annoying tier. Suzy I found really annoying because her one schtick was sex related or cursing weirdly and she sexually assaulted people (her AI song was good tho). She at least cleaned and seemed nice. Beth we know was annoying and made it Wet House.
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Good list, but mine is objectively correct.

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mer569 said:
Is Blane really LARPing that he hates that Bridget is trans while he jerks off to it? Did he not get the memo everything he's liked has been found?
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Listen. If he's a degenerate, he should just own it. If he likes trannies, just say it makes his PP tick. It's degenerate and I wish he wasn't pornsick but can ya Blane him? He's on a tugboat for his debilitating illness and chronically online. He will have to overcome the coomer instincts that have been whipped into him. I believe he can. I hope he gets a girlfriend and his back and knees fixed. He's a good man.

Any Blaniac girls here wanna fix him? I'll support that endeavor. I'll be on Kick and ensure he knows his sweetheart is. Any girls? Any? Please....
 
"where's kody? kody is fine, nothing bad happened to kody, kody is gone [..] kody is on good terms [...] kody is doing something else"
 
Letty - Shinji - Alex B - Freddy - Bashir. Laura was going to be the best S5 freeloader despite the cringe and fake acting but she let the TTS get to her. After she got JD out she was trying out different stuff but most TTS were shitting on her and asking her to leave. I think because of that stress she went after Bashir. I remember twins asking her why she's doing that when they were having a meltdown and she basically said "I just don't like him". The real reason was she felt the pressure to do something and Bashir had the lowest stox at the time. Then she started making shit up when it didn't work like how Bashir was grooming the twins or how he threw her down the stairs. In the end it worked out in Bashir's favor. If the most hated and cringiest people on Fishtank like Mints, Binx, Beth, Laura didn't go after him, he wouldn't have as many fans as he does now.
 
Meiwaku said:
Listen. If he's a degenerate, he should just own it. If he likes trannies, just say it makes his PP tick. It's degenerate and I wish he wasn't pornsick but can ya Blane him? He's on a tugboat for his debilitating illness and chronically online. He will have to overcome the coomer instincts that have been whipped into him. I believe he can. I hope he gets a girlfriend and his back and knees fixed. He's a good man.

Any Blaniac girls here wanna fix him? I'll support that endeavor. I'll be on Kick and ensure he knows his sweetheart is. Any girls? Any? Please....
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I couldn't care less what THE RHINO jerks it too, but it is pretty funny, I'd never tell people to stop laughing. Goofy funny shit should be laughed at. As long as he owns it and shrugs off the haters, that's all he needs to do. I'd chill with the homie, as long as he washes his hands after jerking it to futa horse loli. :lit:

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