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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jet just came to the realization he was wearing women's pants the whole season when someone asked why he didn't wear a belt for his pants that kept falling down.
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
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"Ay yo. Is dis James Drake? Yeah it me Tyron. You know me, I use to pump the bitch you now wit.

Anyways word is dat you jus made like 50 bands bein' on some gay male dating show. An you know how it is cuz I'm gonna need to gets some of dat paper from you cause I've got bills too. I gotsta pay for new sneakers an gets ma hairs done.

Anyway, you can drop dat money off next time you bring ma 2 little niggerz around for visitations.


Also, is it true you gave yo shoes to a gay nigga who then sold dem to another gay nigga? Shiiiiieeeet."
 
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BASEMENT STREAM NOTES​
the stream is 720p on kick
jet takes wegovy NOT ozempic, he doesnt feel any side effects, he just doesnt feel hungry, "really a miracle drug"
he got "clinically depressed" after s4 and gotten fat due to it, so he decided to take ozempic wegovy

bongo :)
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bingbong were watching anime before that

jet has just realized he was wearing womens pants all season, they have no belt loops and front pockets look weird
"will we see any fishes return in the next season? and was this your favorite cast?" "i dunno, recency bias" s3 not favorite cast because theyre normies
they will be transparency inbetween seasons or something? they were saying to follow ben on kick (https://kick.com/benwbush)
did you know that all dwarfs/midgets/little people all know each other?
"more jd and gf lore? i have no idea, my favorite moment of the show was when she logged on on the robot"
jd dmed him to say he really appreciated being on the show, he really likes jd, "he took [the TTSes] like a champ"
"they threw parties back in the day" - about the previous owner
jet does NOT like black metal, the furthest he goes is deathgrips
they have the next two days plotted out
ben is gonna stream some golf tommorow
they will check out how the sprinter drives but will not stream from it

jet taking ozempic wegovy
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jet is throwing some spinoff ideas:
one is:
he wants to continue the s1 meta than the bitchtank meta - more downtime, no constant 24/7 content
instead of competition - long term living
more goofy stuff like the goo factory
4 slots, 4 people
they can leave the house for errands and shit, but only like once a day or something and WITH a time limit, if youre but 1 minute over the time youre evicted
its meant to be some 24/7 spinoff thats always there
"i want to see people work and shit"
"laura is down to do it"

the idea is that youre watching it for THEM not for the challenges

jet was talking about art comissions and how to make money with the twins
"theyre gonna buy your art as a dm fee, theyre gonna use it as a way to talk with you"
he walked them thru how to set up stripe and shit
he wouldnt take ANY cut of twins' earnings if they were doing their art during the spinoff

you can apply here: https://forms.gle/6gSMn8zFURVsJUiz9 (you need to be interesting, "like a seamstress or something")

the other spinoff is:
landon love island
 
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Minorityreport said:
S5 UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
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Now that at least most of the dust has settled (and swept up by Landon), are there any unsolved mysteries, or unresolved plotlines?
Here's some of mine;

1. How much goo was actually made (for you)? My guess is around 500. ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 1000 GOO SONG?

2. If that one TTS account really was Bashir's dad, cause there were a couple of weird TTS submissions by that account. This would be important for one reason only, it stopped Bashir from boxing.

3. What was in the letter that Bezo got? Someone in the thread claimed to know it but i cant find it on the log site.


For a unresolved plotline I would have like to see play out;

Landon never fought Burt. This wouldve been money lads. Burt did not APOLOGIZE to all the maidens by midnight, and therefore shouldve been challenged by white-knight Landon.
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My memory is foggy does anyone know what happened with the USB/Bitcoin *et gave James drake?
 
Rango Dango said:
jet does NOT like black metal, the furthest he goes is deathgrips
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The TTS asked if he liked thrash metal, Jet responds saying he doesn't like death metal.
zeroapexpeak said:
My memory is foggy does anyone know what happened with the USB/Bitcoin *et gave James drake?
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Production told him it was super important, but it was never followed up on as far as i know. Probably just a joke
 
zeroapexpeak said:
My memory is foggy does anyone know what happened with the USB/Bitcoin *et gave James drake?
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Last I remember they told Burt he needed it to unlock the puzzle room and that James Drake had it, and when Burt asked Drake about it he couldn't find it.
 
Buttery Death said:
Where did the "It matters how you make a jagerbomb" copypasta originally come from? What is the full text? I've been wondering for a while now. I don't remember how it got started..
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They were making Jager bombs and they did not have Red Bull so they were going to make it with something else.

This is a homemade pasta
 
Meiwaku said:
They were making Jager bombs and they did not have Red Bull so they were going to make it with something else.

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it matters how you make the jager bomb, and it needs to be redbull. when you drop the shot into the larger cup of redbull, and drink it, it mixes together perfectly.​


found it.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Jet floating the idea of the twins basically living (with him) at the S5 house to do their art stuff. :roll:
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Honestly this is not a terrible idea as long as it's fixed up. If they literally don't have a house right now it's whatever. It would also help keep them focused just because they would be better with a Wrangler.

Jet also wouldn't try anything weird with them (other than giving them Dragon wings or pretending to be an alien. )
 
Jets idea for what to do with the house now that the season is over
  • 4 people in the house at any given time
  • Do their "interests" AKA Twins doing art, someone practicing boxing, or a seamstress making clothes?
  • Only allowed to leave the house once a day for max 1 hour to do groceries or errands, if they are even 1 minute late they get evicted
  • Only allowed to have phones for 8 hours a day, or only a small amount of the day
  • Would be forced to use the clock in thing in the Goo room
  • Each person would have their own room to do their thing in
  • Looking for people with special interests that would be good to watch
  • Also sounds like hes just looking for free labor to clean/fix the house up
  • Kind of a long form version of fishtank less about peepeepoopoo house and about people interacting with each other, with specific emphasis on Season 1 vibes of just people talking
  • Laura is going to be one of these people
  • This would be running parallel to the camping stream they are doing in the next couple weeks
  • Talks about the Twins setting up an art commission factory in the Goo room to do all their art in
Less house specific things
  • Twins are also invited to stay, but they are going back home first and he says they can come back if they want
  • Jet has spoken with the Twins about their art. He seems to want to monetize them doing commissions in the house.
  • Jet has been warning the Twins about interacting with their fans in any way.
  • Jets says they will not be taking any of the twins commission money, all the money from their art is theirs
  • "Landon love island" is another idea he has for content inbetween seasons. Has not spoken to Landon about it.
  • Wants to give the Twins a business strategy to ensure their success post tank
Even if he does not take money from the art they do, he still wants them to be in the house it seems to farm endless TTS money off of them.
They should try and negotiate a cut of that if they stay but probably wont be something the wiggers agree to. I think Alex B alluded he had some kind of deal like that with the wiggers when he came back the first time though.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Jet floating the idea of the twins basically living (with him) at the S5 house to do their art stuff. :roll:
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To be fair he is saying he wants a small group living in the house running individual businesses or goals while living in the home. Laura seems interested and the Twins were offered but gave a maybe after they deal with their real life shit.
But it sounds more like they would be taking applications.
Could be interesting unless one of the businesses is slobbing on Jet's knob
 
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