🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Rango Dango]

BLOODGAMES IS 8 EPISODES 45 MINUTES EACH
edited by the movie edit guy

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Ben showed a doc detailing contestant prize money.
Twins - $6150
Bashir - $5(?),550
Blane - $4,500
Landon -$1,900
James Drake - $500

 

[Capgras Delusion]

ben is streaming rn

https://kick.com/benwbush

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I can't get that URL to bring up anything.

Edit: His username is now bendub.

 

[John Kiwi]

I can't get that URL to bring up anythinhg.

He just changed it on fishtank stream to bendub after talking to jet:

https://kick.com/bendub

 

[Halloween23]

>choked to death in the finale
>now possibly living with jet neptune

what did twincels do to deserve to suffah like this?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Jet floating the idea of the twins basically living (with him) at the S5 house to do their art stuff.

Good idea, wouldn't want the Stockholm Syndrome to wear off too soon.

 

[Potatoherder]

"I play mens games." -jet while wearing a pair of womens pants

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Jets polycuetank, if the twins don't come back to be stuck in a goo factory with danhausen tts blaring in there ears for 6 months you can thank bingo for talking some sense into bongo

laura deep cleaning that fucked up house for door dash is what she deserves

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Jet's stream "Doing ozempic live" that was on his kick and fishtank.live
I cut it off where he started gaming but got the meat of it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/post-24259376 is a good summary of some of the shit he talked about

 

[John Kiwi]

Jets polycuetank, if the twins don't come back to be stuck in a goo factory with danhausen tts blaring in there ears for 6 months you can thank bingo for talking some sense into bongo

laura deep cleaning that fucked up house for door dash is what she deserves

They might be safer in there from that dan guy though. Sure he can send TTS but he can probably do much worse outside the polycule tank

 

[Charnel Ground]

people here like Jet

Like is a strong word when it comes to Jet. I like his work. What I can say is that I don’t think he’s a rapebeast or evil, he’s just a socially stunted wigger who can’t clue into normal things like how to come onto a girl without there being a chat log to leak and that’s both pathetic and hilarious.

I think Vimp is interesting, because as a freeloader, she isn't interesting or a crazy personality. But as a catalyst for others, she was top tier. Landon went from seasonal hero to utter wretch, all because of her. She forced Bashir into a corner by betraying him. She betrayed Binx and got Binx to crash out. An odd one to rank, because on her own she is barely sentient.

Much like how Bliccy is what many e girls think they are, Vimp is what Binx thinks she is.

tl;dr Goo Wrestling will go down as the worst challenge in the history of Fishtank, it will stain the tank forever (rightfully so) and forever be the extreme of the rigged side of the spectrum for challenges.

I guess I just don't know how people can parse that the Fish Bowl wasn't rigged in James' favor to some degree. (This is not me seeing he didn't deserve it the win)

I’m genuinely fine with the wiggers rigging, the problem is that it was so obvious and it happened so fast. The idea I posted upthread is also super riggable. If it’s entertaining enough and drawn out enough, less people will notice and less of the ones who do notice will care about the rigging. They went from zero to rigged in like 10 seconds, it seemed like an afterthought and that they wanted to get it over with. If it had been a more drawn out challenge, even if it was still the goo wrestling but with more pomp and circumstance and pauses and deliberation and pep talks and stuff, it would have played better.

No rap battles, one art challenge, no intellegence based ones (you could argue the desk but that feels more based on life experience). And the argument that those categories wouldn't be entertaining really doesn't work for me because a lot of the challenges were kinda duds.

Yeah, the Fishbowl was so boring that if they didn't have the Alex B and Burt B plot during the downtime it would've at least been 40% downtime.

The snoozefest that was the Fishbowl was my biggest problem with the ending. Nothing was keeping me on dorm cam. If more of the challenges had been entertaining and had done a better job of gradually escalating in their craziness over the course of the day the goo wrestling ending would not have looked as shocking and grim in comparison.

"Jet and Ben let two girls shave their heads and eyebrows without batting an eye knowing none of it mattered" feels way crueler than even the wrestling match just being the end because Jet was too lazy to change it from the Bashir v Drake ending, and closer to that scuffed ass show Beth came from. In which case maybe Fishtank has become pretty grim without Sam.

This is one thing I’ll put in the “deal with it” category, and I’m a lady. Hair grows back. Plenty of women can rock a buzz cut for a few months. Long hair is not a measure of a woman’s worth. Any woman who would have a genuine breakdown over a consensual, though coerced, head shaving is mentally weak.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Even if he does not take money from the art they do, he still wants them to be in the house it seems to farm endless TTS money off of them.

That seems like a fair trade. They will sell their art at a mark up, get help from the fishtank team with the logistics, and the wiggers get paid for it without cutting into the girls' profit.

I think jet has good intentions here tbh, and I think he sees this as an opportunity to protect the twins from the psychotic parasocial subset of the fan base who want to fuck/marry the contestants.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

>choked to death in the finale
>now possibly living with jet neptune

what did twincels do to deserve to suffah like this?

I'm looking forward to Shadi leaking DMs of Jet trying to groom the Twins. @evilomens, please save them.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jet has spoken with the Twins about their art. He seems to want to monetize them doing commissions in the house.

I like jet trying to foster the autistic artists.
W Jet

 

[Lonjil]

Richy got a fishtank tattoo too but unlike Dumbgay he took it like a man
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noooo why did he have to ruin himself

 

[>-Ack!]

Possibly sounds of people downstairs fucking starting at 0:30. Could be water pressure causing a pipe to shake or a washing machine but there is a rhythm to it.

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call me crazy but i don't think jet can pound that hard (he wishes)

 

[SneakEnergy]

I LOVE KILLING LOTS OF PEOPLE
AND I LOVE THE KNIFE
WHEN IT GOES INTO FLESH
I LIKE TO KILL GIRLS UNDER 19
IT'S THE MOST OBSCENE THING
PEOPLE HAVE EVER SEEN
WHEN I GET A KNIFE
I WANT TO END HER LIFE
OR MAYBE GET A GUN
WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES SOME FUN
TONIGHT WE'LL BE HAPPY
AS HAPPY AS WE CAN BE
BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE MOMENT
I KILL THESE GIRLS WHO ARE UNDER 18

 

[Monkeymanbob]

What is it with fans of the show and assuming the crustiest of male contestants have a shot with most of the women on the show? Binx Stinx, ik, but why in the world would she sleep with Landon? Same with Vimp?

That’s just the most recent example. Otherwise we can look at Alex B / Mizzy or Binx or whatever else. As much as I sometimes dislike any of them as Fishtank people there isn’t a world where Binx & Mizzy & whoever else is honestly considering sleeping with Alex B OR Landon OR Jin OR whoever

 

[Meiwaku]

noooo why did he have to ruin himself

You can still fix him, queen.

Ngl it does look like shit. Bam's tattoo is the best.

 

[SneakEnergy]

Possibly sounds of people downstairs fucking starting at 0:30. Could be water pressure causing a pipe to shake or a washing machine but there is a rhythm to it.

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You niggas watch way too much porn