💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

A-Stump said:
I just got off the phone with my local APS. My skert level was high but the nice lady over the phone confirmed my autism diagnosis and then coached me on how to make easy-mac in the microwave so I dont burn the house down. Right now im using my coping skills and trying to calm down after my life was threatened
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If classic chris was in this situation he'd have printed off a picture of Ethan Ralph, taped it to a dead tree stump and wailed the everloving shit out of his foot on it. But andy is boring as shit.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
If classic chris was in this situation he'd have printed off a picture of Ethan Ralph, taped it to a dead tree stump and wailed the everloving shit out of his foot on it. But andy is boring as shit.
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For me andy checks all of the boxes for worst cow. Hes not even entertaining im just watching to see his downfall. Patrick is like that but hes got a theater of a logs. Andy has nothing cus he is the worst.
 
Did I miss an official announcement on the Reddit being locked it did it just happen? Who would have expected that one of the Reddit refugees would be Andy himself.

Andy, if your YouTube community posts are the length of Ulysses, I’m not reading them.

Also, one of the chat gpt responses he posted included a line from chat about Andy’s father controlling his money—as far as I know, this Is definitely not the case, correct?
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
Exactly that.

It's hilarious, because pretending to have autism instead of just pretending to be a truly retarded invalid is what's keeping him from a nursing home and 24/7 ass wiping.
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He doesn't want a nursing home. they're actually fairly strict and andy would get medicated there. He knows this, its why he wants group homes where he can abuse people, have less rules, and not have constant supervision (which is ironically something he demands, then rebels against) He also can't wipe his ass with he nursing home and get another one like he does with group homes.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
which is ironically something he demands, then rebels against
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This is the biggest tell Amdy fake. It's a fetish or just that low IQ psychopath side of him where he wants to inflict suffering on someone and his particular brand of it is to have someone who is honestly trying to help him so he can shit test them (literally in this case) until they renege so he can call them incompetent/not helping/abusing him because he's a widdle retard who needs 24/7 help and he's skert.

Can write up paragraphs of explanations, can get involved with weather data, can use AI to find answers he wants, can't wipe his own ass and refuses to get devices or other things to assist him in this. I remember he argued with Jamie I think it was when she said "take the soiled one off, go in the shower, and just do the best you can since nobody is there right now." And he whined "but I need help wit THOROUGHNESS" because that's not a good enough answer. When the truth is as someone said a while back, if he really had a professional caregiver who was "thorough" he would not like it because they're gonna rub him raw to get him clean and do it as efficiently as possible. They don't have time for games.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
He doesn't want a nursing home. they're actually fairly strict and andy would get medicated there. He knows this, its why he wants group homes where he can abuse people, have less rules, and not have constant supervision (which is ironically something he demands, then rebels against) He also can't wipe his ass with he nursing home and get another one like he does with group homes.
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It's another one of Amdy's idiosyncracies.

Group homes don't wipe asses.

I have no idea why he thinks a group home would wipe his ass, because that's not what they're there for- they're for people not disabled enough for a mental hospital or nursing home, and anyone in one who shits themself regularly would be put in a nursing home.

It's like how he picks and chooses between Asperger's and hockey-helmeted drooling tard screaming EEEEEE and flapping his deformed hands autism symptoms.
 
Baroque said:
Also, one of the chat gpt responses he posted included a line from chat about Andy’s father controlling his money—as far as I know, this Is definitely not the case, correct?
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Tom is in control of his money yeah. He was calling Tom recently to order him pizza and buy him pots and pans. He has to be because Andy will spend all of his money on coloring books and other abdl fetish crap. Also having someone else being in control of his money helps sell the no independence autism grift and the "dad buzes me" pity party
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
This is the biggest tell Amdy fake. It's a fetish or just that low IQ psychopath side of him where he wants to inflict suffering on someone and his particular brand of it is to have someone who is honestly trying to help him so he can shit test them (literally in this case) until they renege so he can call them incompetent/not helping/abusing him because he's a widdle retard who needs 24/7 help and he's skert.

Can write up paragraphs of explanations, can get involved with weather data, can use AI to find answers he wants, can't wipe his own ass and refuses to get devices or other things to assist him in this. I remember he argued with Jamie I think it was when she said "take the soiled one off, go in the shower, and just do the best you can since nobody is there right now." And he whined "but I need help wit THOROUGHNESS" because that's not a good enough answer. When the truth is as someone said a while back, if he really had a professional caregiver who was "thorough" he would not like it because they're gonna rub him raw to get him clean and do it as efficiently as possible. They don't have time for games.
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He doesn't seem to understand that those same medical records he carries around like a Gutenberg Bible is also avaliable to any and all he gives permission to access them...except they get his non-curated ones. I imagine there has to be whatever the nice medical equivalent of 'faker' splashed all over his records.

Andy also doesn't seem to realize, or rather does and is upset over the fact, that the police and healthcare workers have the capability to read the Internet. You can type in 'Andrew Ditch' on Youtube and have a 4 and a half hour video about the guy sourced with his own clips.

You can see him flip a switch to acting somewhat 'normal' to absolutely enraged once he finds out that someone in his actual life has been watching his videos. Oh he HATES that.
 
A-Stump said:
You can see him flip a switch to acting somewhat 'normal' to absolutely enraged once he finds out that someone in his actual life has been watching his videos. Oh he HATES that.
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I think the actual maddest I heard him be, and it still may have been bit to get them to do something, was when he was probably denied stuff (I forget the context) and he calls crisis services and utterly melts down and shouts "HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING KILL YOU YOU DUMB CUNT" when he's put on hold immediately for a transfer cuz they know it's him. It didn't sound like his usual whining tantrums, it was genuine rage.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I think the actual maddest I heard him be, and it still may have been bit to get them to do something, was when he was probably denied stuff (I forget the context) and he calls crisis services and utterly melts down and shouts "HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING KILL YOU YOU DUMB CUNT" when he's put on hold immediately for a transfer cuz they know it's him. It didn't sound like his usual whining tantrums, it was genuine rage.
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I think the highest actual anger I've seen him exhibit is when he's cooking hamburgers and his caretaker was there talking with him. He started out normal but you could hear it creep into his voice more and more. He lost every semblance of his baby accent and started speaking quickly and in ways he doesn't usually on camera. I know which video you're talking about but he still kept his baby voice while screaming at the top of his lungs which was some fairly impressive fakery. You know he's actually angry though when the facade slips and he can't keep up the baby one.
 
A-Stump said:
Andy also doesn't seem to realize, or rather does and is upset over the fact, that the police and healthcare workers have the capability to read the Internet. You can type in 'Andrew Ditch' on Youtube and have a 4 and a half hour video about the guy sourced with his own clips.
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In the Cleveland ambulance video the first thing Andy said after the cop told him he's seen his videos was "So you mean I'm fake?" He understands that people come to that conclusion based on his videos, yet he continues to post them.

Andy is in a kind of retard limbo. Smart enough to do all this shit but not smart enough *not* to do it.
 
malt_liquor said:
Tom is in control of his money yeah. He was calling Tom recently to order him pizza and buy him pots and pans. He has to be because Andy will spend all of his money on coloring books and other abdl fetish crap. Also having someone else being in control of his money helps sell the no independence autism grift and the "dad buzes me" pity party
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I love how andy will say he wants to eat healthy and then he comes whining and wailing to Tom for pizza and nuggies. And if Tom tells him no Andy will scream "Dad is boosing me, he's starving me!"

Coily the Spring Sprite said:
In the Cleveland ambulance video the first thing Andy said after the cop told him he's seen his videos was "So you mean I'm fake?" He understands that people come to that conclusion based on his videos, yet he continues to post them.

Andy is in a kind of retard limbo. Smart enough to do all this shit but not smart enough *not* to do it.
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Its worse than that. he's got nowhere to go from here. Okay, he's got a group home, what next? Another group home? another state? He can't quit the grift because that means becoming a normal person and that's not happening after 20 years of being a total degenerate. And keeping the retard act up only ensures the status quo, but that's looking like that's only to net him diminishing returns.

Right now what we're seeing is the grifting equivalent of 'how long can you tread water?'

A-Stump said:
I think the highest actual anger I've seen him exhibit is when he's cooking hamburgers and his caretaker was there talking with him. He started out normal but you could hear it creep into his voice more and more. He lost every semblance of his baby accent and started speaking quickly and in ways he doesn't usually on camera. I know which video you're talking about but he still kept his baby voice while screaming at the top of his lungs which was some fairly impressive fakery. You know he's actually angry though when the facade slips and he can't keep up the baby one.
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there was also one of his freakouts, i think at the hospital. And another where he was chimping out at a APS worker. he will start out with the baby voice then the more angry he gets the more he starts talking normally.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
This is the biggest tell Amdy fake. It's a fetish or just that low IQ psychopath...

Can write up paragraphs of explanations, can get involved with weather data, can use AI to find answers he wants, can't wipe his own ass and refuses to get devices or other things to assist him in this. I remember he argued with Jamie I think it was when she said "take the soiled one off, go in the shower, and just do the best you can since nobody is there right now." And he whined "but I need help wit THOROUGHNESS" because that's not a good enough answer.
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I'd definitely agree with both fetish, and low IQ sociopath.

Keep in mind, Flaco and DaShaun down at the local maximum security prison can be highly knoweldgeable about the admissibility of evidence in armed robbery and murder cases, simply because there's vested interest, and nothing to do but work out in the yard or go to the law library. Herbert the Pervert knows the age of consent in every jurisdiction of every SEA country. Jeet and Abdool know how to fake cerifications and get grants.

Each day Baby Amby, who spends probably 16 hours awake, 4 of which are taken up by burning Tater Tots, bothering Tawm and various branches of Rust Belt Cripple & Retard Services, and masturbating in loaded poopy diapers. That leaves him 12 hours to read Facebook groups and ask AI how to fake child autistic symptoms.

The "thoroughness" line was probably cribbed from Juice.

As for his interests, he really doesn't demonstrate any real insight, nor much intelligence.

His weather analysis consists of "I like tornadoes", copypasta from Wikipedia, and AI slop.

Building PCs? If you can put together Ikea flatpacks, you can build a PC. No more soldering irons and Dremels, it's all pre-drilled holes and pushing Cable A into Slot B, since the year 2000.

Chess? He sucks, and hasn't improved at all.
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I think the actual maddest I heard him be, and it still may have been bit to get them to do something, was when he was probably denied stuff (I forget the context) and he calls crisis services and utterly melts down and shouts "HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING KILL YOU YOU DUMB CUNT" when he's put on hold immediately for a transfer cuz they know it's him. It didn't sound like his usual whining tantrums, it was genuine rage.
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One trait that genuine retards and merely stupid people like Amdy share, is a lack of theory of mind.

If he was of normal intelligence, he would have that little voice saying "Oh shit, that did't work, I better try something else, they're on to me". He never wonders why they think Amdy fake.

Instead, he doubles down and does the same shit all over again. He thinks everybody else is an NPC who has to follow the dialogue tree when he spams Greet Greet Anagonize. He flips his shit when they don't.


He genuinely believes that refusing some help will show he's too retarded to care for himself, and get him a nonexistent group home that offers nursing services.

What he wants only exists as private 24h home healthcare, which requires you to be very wealthy, or ordinarily wealthy with an excellent insurance plan.
 
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