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her bulimia cheeks are so distractingElaine is under the impression her face is more chiseled than Clavicular's
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Let's fact check that
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Temu Jackie Singh wants to get $250k worth of plastic surgery so she can look like Temu Michael Jackson
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Wait, what was that?
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DISGUSTINK!
Also, on today's episode of Shit That Never Happened:
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"I sent pictures of my loik mouldy beef curtains to a doctor on Zoom and they loik mocked me, but not before telling me ADHD is herd mentality"
Even in her wildest fantasies she's still a complete moron



She's been promising this BX stream for a year but it's definitely happening this time, even though she has nothing to say about her other than coping about how she's ackshually more attractive than BX and blah blah blah former bikini streamer. Hope she goes through with it, it's a guaranteed disaster since she has zero charisma, let alone a point

I wonder if Matthew "The Witchfinder General" has read the Trollcow book yet?Elaine went to lunch with some gay dude yesterday

You forgot: go off stream and snort some crystal substance.You start with the boobie streamer thing, mention her children (won't someone think of them?), nervously hit your vape, move to how she's ackshually uglier than you if you wanna da proof about it Gaydur, nervously hit your vape, suck off Kyle Seraphim and talk about how she's totally crazy, use the phone as a mirror to fix your hair before nervously hitting your vape, try to stumblefuck your way through explaining how you're mad at her for targeting the sex offenders you hang out with, hope someone in chat will hold your hand, nervously hit your vape, go on a retarded tangent about /cow/ or KF, and call it a night.
This will be the exact blueprint of the stream
Real name Samuel Collingwood Smith, who we have a thread on here:Matthew "The Witchfinder General"


