💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

NaggotFigger said:
Thanks, daughter abandoner and niggeroni connoisseur.
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Notable tranny chaser Rick Tomlinson continues his barely disguised attempts to get them to notice him.

All the trannies that liked that post that he wasn’t already following he immediately began to follow, proceeding straight to their direct messages, sweating, salivating, eyes bulging with imagined girldicks…
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
“Ditto homosexuality, btw” Pat is so closeted lol in a debate about something that will never impact him he’s compelled to mention his favorite pastime.
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I really wish Pat would fatly get into the cross-hairs of an insane Twitter transwoman. They're nuts enough to actually swat him, and actually come to his house (remember Greta's crossbow?), but he won't be able to say anything because they're marginalized men-in-dresses and he's on the fat side of history, unlike you, child, who will die in a cell.
 
Dumb question but wtf is up with the mocktail thing? Every other pic of him is at a bar with a beer. He doesn't look remotely sober in most of his selfies...
 
It's Never Leprosy said:
Dumb question but wtf is up with the mocktail thing? Every other pic of him is at a bar with a beer. He doesn't look remotely sober in most of his selfies...
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It's probably a front for Lynn's allowance money. She can pretend her daughter has an income, and Rick gets to keep daydrinking away from Big Nicholas. Assuming Nikki hasn't left, we haven't seen visual proof of her presence since the holidays, I think.
 
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Notable tranny chaser Rick Tomlinson continues his barely disguised attempts to get them to notice him.

All the trannies that liked that post that he wasn’t already following he immediately began to follow, proceeding straight to their direct messages, sweating, salivating, eyes bulging with imagined girldicks…
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Look at that colour, he'll be ready to come out of the oven for basting soon
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Deadlift works the entire back. He meant to say RDL's but that would imply he knows what he's talking about.


If I feel like pointing out how he's full of shit, I would ask what variations of squats and lunges he does since you could do high bar or low bar back squats, front squats, zercher squats, goblin squats, hack squats etc. Front back or side lunges could also be a thing here. And where you put your legs in the leg press makes a difference as well. Once again, Fatrick pretends to act smart and turns out to be retarded
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It’s also wrong. In fact, if you’re trying to increase strength, you lift heavier with fewer reps. You don’t do a ton of reps. Logically, the closer you are to your max weight, the less you are able to do. Once again, Pat shows off his ignorance.
 
Welf Welf said:
It's probably a front for Lynn's allowance money. She can pretend her daughter has an income, and Rick gets to keep daydrinking away from Big Nicholas. Assuming Nikki hasn't left, we haven't seen visual proof of her presence since the holidays, I think.
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Big Nicholas doesn't exist, stalker. These are just your criminal delusions again.

And even if she did, Patrick would just absorb her into his greater mass, because he's fat.
 
What doesn't make sense about Nikki is that she stays with him. Most women, once they realize their men are utterly useless, find a new man and leave. What is keeping her there? Does pat threaten he will murder/suicide if she tries to leave? Does she really use Pat as her beard for a hedonistic lesbian lifestyle? Is she so incredibly pilled out that she doesn't know where she is? She has to be getting something out of it. Otherwise there is no way she'd stay.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
What doesn't make sense about Nikki is that she stays with him. Most women, once they realize their men are utterly useless, find a new man and leave. What is keeping her there? Does pat threaten he will murder/suicide if she tries to leave? Does she really use Pat as her beard for a hedonistic lesbian lifestyle? Is she so incredibly pilled out that she doesn't know where she is? She has to be getting something out of it. Otherwise there is no way she'd stay.
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Is there any evidence that she's an easily manipulated potato of a woman? I can't imagine Pat got with anyone he couldn't easily control, and the sure fire way for that to be the case is if she's just retarded.
 
Parodius20XX said:
Is there any evidence that she's an easily manipulated potato of a woman? I can't imagine Pat got with anyone he couldn't easily control, and the sure fire way for that to be the case is if she's just retarded.
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No, Nikkki is as bad as Rick, maybe even worse because she's quiet about it. If I recall right, she tried to trick Quasi into accepting an amount smaller than what the courts said he was owed. It's been a few years so my memory is hazy, but the Nikkster is much more cunning than Titty-Two-Chins.
 
McMitch said:
You know what? I’m going to concede this one to Fatrick, since his legs bear an inordinately heavy weight 24/7.
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No, child. They don't. The forces on his legs are dynamic and shift often depending on what he's doing.

...wait...what's that? My lawyer just informed me Patrick is very fat, so no matter what's going on with him, his legs are feeling incredibly heavy forces.

Well fuck. I guess that's a prisoning for me.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
zercher squats
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Wrong as always, stalker. That you'd even imply he could ever hope to do a Zercher squat with a gut that size and his arms the length they are says you deserve to be struck with insurmountable terror, loss of bladder control, and then death.
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
The Milwaukee Man Of Pig: an American True Crime Story. Coming to a Netflix near you. Who would play Pat?
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Laburnum said:
John Goodman. Or maybe get Brendan Fraser to don the fatsuit from the Whale once again.
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I don't think any actor would actually accept the role. In addition to how it'd take almost an entire day for makeup and SFX to get him into the fat suit believably large enough, I guarantee they'd have a problem with the script.

They'd go to the writers and request that things get dialed back a good bit because the audience would never believe that anyone could be so fat, so clearly homosexual, and be such a caustic cocksucker to everyone all the time while repeating fucking retarded things over and over. When informed that no, the script reflects a dramatically softened account of Patrick S. Tomlinson and in reality it's so much worse, and the filmmakers want to "honor the source material," the actor cast to play Patrick would quit then and there.
Bill Evans 45 said:
You could. Pat can't, because he is very, very fat.
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Fuck, got beat to the punch. Yet another life sentence for me. It's just not my day.
 
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Has Rick ever stated why he didn't make a second better child, with his second better wife? Child is his favorite word, and he has "ready access" to his wife's pussy. Obviously they can't anymore, because he's too fat to find his teeny tiny Tomlinson and NiKKKi's vagina is a hazard zone from all the farts.
 
Sneedledee said:
Has Rick ever stated why he didn't make a second better child, with his second better wife? Child is his favorite word, and he has "ready access" to his wife's pussy. Obviously they can't anymore, because he's too fat to find his teeny tiny Tomlinson and NiKKKi's vagina is a hazard zone from all the farts.
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paraphrased: They are/were too busy being successful professionals.
Niki CEO of SEO and Pat the Sci-Fi Author/Stand up/triathlete/polico
 
Sneedledee said:
Has Rick ever stated why he didn't make a second better child, with his second better wife? Child is his favorite word, and he has "ready access" to his wife's pussy. Obviously they can't anymore, because he's too fat to find his teeny tiny Tomlinson and NiKKKi's vagina is a hazard zone from all the farts.
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He's always struck me as the kind of guy who doesn't like being around kids, he's definitely got an r/antinatalism sort of feel to him. It's shocking in some ways to believe he even had a kid to begin with. Maybe that's just an overcorrection for his first disastrous attempt at fatherhood though.
 
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