Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

Yet you secretly do.

I care for how inaccurate and distortive it is, but I care little for its attempt to be authoritative where it has no place to be.

One word:

Tomboy.

I.e. neuromasculine proto-female.

SEE HOW MY NEUROLOGICAL SEX THEORIES DIDN'T IMPLY YOU WERE A MAN THAT TIME?

YOU HAD THE ANSWER ALL ALONG. DENSE BITCH.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You don't care about anything but yourself and your delusions.

I.e. neuromasculine proto-female.

SEE HOW MY NEUROLOGICAL SEX THEORIES DIDN'T IMPLY YOU WERE A MAN THAT TIME?

YOU HAD THE ANSWER ALL ALONG. DENSE BITCH.

You have no theories, darling, only delusions.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh yeah, I can see just how well this psychiatrist is working out

 

[Autphag]

You don't care about anything but yourself and your delusions.



You have no theories, darling, only delusions.

Don't 'darling' me sarcastically.

I'm going to make another MSPaint, plopping on the Cohen dichotomy where I suspect every user to be.

Cuntster is excluded because psychopathy is a non-axis personality disorder which could technically involve neuromasculinity but the systematization is devoted to fucking with people (hence Cohen's empathetic-profile wager: autism = affective > cognitive; psychopathy = cognitive > affective). From what I've seen of a few reformed psychopaths though (I was once a Skype contact with someone I made friends with in a jail cell called David Sherridan who had a Bachelor's degree in Engineering he got when he spent time in the inside for 5 years; I removed him because I overheard someone speak of his ASPD diagnosis in the cells and wondered if he'd eventually fuck with me) is that they are quite Aspie-esque intellectually, if not socially. We had some good discussions, he was easily the smartest person in that G4S, pre-court lockup.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Don't 'darling' me sarcastically.

I'm going to make another MSPaint, plopping on the Cohen dichotomy where I suspect every user to be.

Cuntster is excluded because psychopathy is a non-axis personality disorder which could technically involve neuromasculinity but the systematization is devoted to fucking with people (hence Cohen's empathetic-profile wager: autism = affective > cognitive; psychopathy = cognitive > affective). From what I've seen of a few reformed psychopaths though (I was once a Skype contact with someone I made friends with in a jail cell called David Sherridan who had a Bachelor's degree in Engineering he got when he spent time in the inside for 5 years; I removed him because I overheard someone speak of his ASPD diagnosis in the cells and wondered if he'd eventually fuck with me) is that they are quite Aspie-esque intellectually, if not socially. We had some good discussions, he was easily the smartest person in that G4S, pre-court lockup.

I'm not, I'm trying to sympathise with you because honestly you need help.

I'm still willing to help you look for a dress online but that's it. Online only.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If this does fail, the recommendations are going to be written generically anyway, and given what I did actually leave with, it might make sense -- especially given it's been my hobby for long enough -- to just apply for some sort of Biological Science programme next year. I imagine I'd be particularly good at that, save that I suck at experiments (scientific method and write-up wasn't the problem; I literally broke equipment with how clumsy I was).

I'm sure any biological science program will love to hear you talking about your bio-racial philosophies. Make sure to rant about them early and often, so you can convert them.

 

[Autphag]

I'm not, I'm trying to sympathise with you because honestly you need help.

I'm still willing to help you look for a dress online but that's it. Online only.

My sisters and mother have pledged to help me.

Sorry but I have complete distrust for you now; I've eyed up one my mother owns which appears to be my size and complements my frame perfectly, it's blue with a broach in the middle, similar but not precisely the same as a few of the ones used by the Wangjaesan dancers in the 'dress change' scene of the 1992 Wangjaesan concert video.

She's never used it, it's just hung up on her living room door, I've been reluctant but I want to ask her about it.

Yes, the primary motivating driver is that it would be free, of course.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Oh yeah, I can see just how well this psychiatrist is working out

Well, there's still the chance he just heard what he wanted to hear. I highly doubt his psychiatrist would really try to persuade the college to let him study without a social worker monitoring him (at least not in the moment). I have to admit I don't know the universities in UK in great detail - I only know colleagues from the Oxford university (New College to be specific) and they would rather commit suicide than letting Aut enroll. Way too dangerous.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm not, I'm trying to sympathise with you because honestly you need help.

I'm still willing to help you look for a dress online but that's it. Online only.

Is there a zappos like site for the UK?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

My sisters and mother have pledged to help me.

Sorry but I have complete distrust for you now; I've eyed up one my mother owns which appears to be my size and complements my frame perfectly, it's blue with a broach in the middle, similar but not precisely the same as a few of the ones used by the Wangjaesan dancers in the 'dress change' scene of the 1992 Wangjaesan concert video.

She's never used it, it's just hung up on her living room door, I've been reluctant but I want to ask her about it.

Yes, the primary motivating driver is that it would be free, of course.

Oh fuck off and stop pretending to spar with me. Also I highly doubt your mum is a size 18.

Is there a zappos like site for the UK?

I have no idea, there's like bargain bin sites that sell cheap dresses under £5 and stuff though.

 

[Autphag]

Oh fuck off and stop pretending to spar with me. Also I highly doubt your mum is a size 18.


I have no idea, there's like bargain bin sites that sell cheap dresses under £5 and stuff though.

My mother is very small, 5', but has a BMI in the 40s range somewhere, so take a guess.

It was too long for her, I did hear in passing; given that I'm tall and on the borderline between overweight and obesity it might fit me.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

My mother is very small, 5', but has a BMI in the 40s range somewhere, so take a guess.

It was too long for her, I did hear in passing; given that I'm tall and on the borderline between overweight and obesity it might fit me.

Look you've not had a proper clothing or bust measurement done. Until you have that done, you are not dressing for your figure.

 

[Autphag]

When I say 'tall', I mean by the standards of my immediate family; my youngest brother has already overtaken me slightly at age 15 and will probably be of average male height (5'10'' by 18 I predict), I'm 5'8'', my step-dad's 5'6'', my youngest sister is probably beneath 5' still atm (she's 12, maybe 13, I don't remember), my younger sister is 5'5'' and my eldest sister is the same height as me.

Malnourishment and poverty had only really spared my younger brother, to which end I'm slightly jealous.

Look you've not had a proper clothing or bust measurement done. Until you have that done, you are not dressing for your figure.

Yes and I am meant to do this via. the magic of internet how?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

When I say 'tall', I mean by the standards of my immediate family; my youngest brother has already overtaken me slightly at age 15 and will probably be of average male height (5'10'' by 18 I predict), I'm 5'8'', my step-dad's 5'6'', my youngest sister is probably beneath 5' still atm (she's 12, maybe 13, I don't remember), my younger sister is 5'5'' and my eldest sister is the same height as me.

Malnourishment and poverty had only really spared my younger brother, to which end I'm slightly jealous.

Yes and I am meant to do this via. the magic of internet how?

Seriously, please just go to Ann Summers or something, bras there are like £30 but they're good quality.

 

[Autphag]

Seriously, please just go to Ann Summers or something, bras there are like £30 but they're good quality.

and embarass myself

and potentially out myself to the humiliation of onlooking femalewhores

and possibly being ambushed by transsexuals who have been instructed to 'weed out the fakes' ala the Scottish LGBT pride parades, the only ones in the world who use agents from the state to gauge trans-legitimacy, a delsuional concept which puts the cart before the horse

naw, you're alright

 

[LagoonaBlue]

and embarass myself

and potentially out myself to the humiliation of onlooking femalewhores

and possibly being ambushed by transsexuals who have been instructed to 'weed out the fakes' ala the Scottish LGBT pride parades, the only ones in the world who use agents from the state to gauge trans-legitimacy, a delsuional concept which puts the cart before the horse

naw, you're alright

Do you own a tape measure? A dressmakers one, not a DIY one?

 

[Autphag]

Do you own a tape measure? A dressmakers one, not a DIY one?

I know the difference; the dressmakers are flexible and the DIY ones are made of a metallic material, so there's no need to clarify like I'm some idiot.

The answer is, I used to have one for skull measurements (I loved that thing; from ages 21 to 25 I was able to register about 3cm circumference growth, proving I'm relatively K-select compared to the rest of my family), I've no idea where it has gone now and wouldn't know where to get one.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I know the difference; the dressmakers are flexible and the DIY ones are made of a metallic material, so there's no need to clarify like I'm some idiot.

The answer is, I used to have one for skull measurements (I loved that thing; from ages 21 to 25 I was able to register about 3cm circumference growth, proving I'm relatively K-select compared to the rest of my family), I've no idea where it has gone now and wouldn't know where to get one.

I was just wondering as I think there's guides on how to take a bust measurement online.

 

[Autphag]

I was just wondering as I think there's guides on how to take a bust measurement online.

The only use I've ever had for one is various craniofacial measurements.

As well as skull circumference I would do length and breadth to gauge a cephalic index, and see if my forehead was expanding to accomodate a forebrain (it did but much more slowly than my entire brain grew in the same period; I'm aware since 'function is not form', my forebrain might've been expanding from the extra hind-skull space rather than forehead space).

This is why the craniometric sciences should return. Somebody donate me a tape-measure.

 

[GethN7]

The only use I've ever had for one is various craniofacial measurements.

As well as skull circumference I would do length and breadth to gauge a cephalic index, and see if my forehead was expanding to accomodate a forebrain (it did but much more slowly than my entire brain grew in the same period; I'm aware since 'function is not form', my forebrain might've been expanding from the extra hind-skull space rather than forehead space).

This is why the craniometric sciences should return. Somebody donate me a tape-measure.

You do know Phrenology is an utterly discredited psuedoscience, right?