💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Harm said:
It makes no sense
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Yeah this whole “my kids never knew, incel prudes” thing is just moronic. There are three possibilities:

1) The kids knew. Of course they knew you fucking idiot, how could they not
2) They didn’t know. If this is true those kids are genuinely developmentally disabled and need special needs caretakers
3) They lived in such filth and squalor BEFORE the drug-induced neglect that there was no change in their quality of life to alert them to the drugs.

All three possibilities are bad for this retard and he doesn’t see it.

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daffodils said:
Wrong, stalker child. He dresses like a retard because he can't be permadrunk anymore.
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Don't take legal advice from a guy who got himself nailed to a cross, Aaron!
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Can someone steelman this for me? " My hobby was alcoholism. I'm not allowed be an alcoholic anymore (damn government!) so now my hobby is dressing like a retard."

What is that hobby called?
 
Horrified Bystander said:
Yeah this whole “my kids never knew, incel prudes” thing is just moronic. There are three possibilities:

1) The kids knew. Of course they knew you fucking idiot, how could they not
2) They didn’t know. If this is true those kids are genuinely developmentally disabled and need special needs caretakers
3) They lived in such filth and squalor BEFORE the drug-induced neglect that there was no change in their quality of life to alert them to the drugs.

All three possibilities are bad for this retard and he doesn’t see it.

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You're forgetting Balldo logic:
1. The kids never knew
2. They didn't know because drugs didn't make him irresponsible, just really cool and really flaccid. And because he's Nick he's locked in at all times and ran it all perfectly.
3. There was no filth, there was no squalor. If you saw the bodycam footage you'd know. Too bad you'll never see it because that would be bad for Nick's kids. Somehow.

If he ever addresses the tweet where "April" explicitly stated that the two of them sat the kids down and described their DEEPLY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP to them then I imagine it'll go something like: "She never said that." Then on being shown the tweet, "I don't know why she wrote that you'd have to ask her about it."
 
AltisticRight said:
The coked up cock hungry faggot reports literally everything that can be construed as an infraction to the restraining order to the court, as vague and far stretched (like his arsehole and his wife's blown out vulva) as it could be. It's in the retard's benefit to shut his dumb mouth. Of course people would facepalm whenever he gloats. The last time he floated about something, we got his third mugshot.
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Imagine being the poor court clerk who has to wake up every morning to deranged, cocaine-fueled rants from some deranged junkie reporting on a minutely basis that Aaron breathed. He woke up! He said a word! This is the kind of shit this obsessed weirdo constantly reports.
thebigdream said:
Nickyphus is cursed to forever push the memory of Aaron's goo up the hill but never taste in its sweet nectar
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LMAO.

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AnOminous said:
Imagine being the poor court clerk who has to wake up every morning to deranged, cocaine-fueled rants from some deranged junkie reporting on a minutely basis that Aaron breathed. He woke up! He said a word! This is the kind of shit this obsessed weirdo constantly reports.

LMAO.

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:really: "'Succubus' and 'Sex Demon' are code for my wife, you need to arrest him!"
 
Terror_Mouse said:
Unironically, since he was Chaos, there is a non-0 chance she was Slaanesh and he thought it was sexy and cool. It would explain why that would be the one Qover name no one shared. It's not a high non-0 chance, but it is non-0.
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if it's pugilist, valkyrie and chaos it won't be slaanesh it will be something equally retarded and literally gay. I am still horrified imagining a naked skeletal Rekieta badgering and cornering a cringing Aaron to force him to listen to the love poetry he wrote about him.
Fucking hell that is dire.
 
Terror_Mouse said:
Unironically, since he was Chaos, there is a non-0 chance she was Slaanesh and he thought it was sexy and cool. It would explain why that would be the one Qover name no one shared. It's not a high non-0 chance, but it is non-0.
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If Kayla is she who thirsts, and Aaron is the pugilist therefore Khorne, and Nick is forever scheming like Tzeentch, then it only follows that April is a follower of grandpappy Nurgle. Explains the smell.
 
not william stenchever said:
If Kayla is she who thirsts, and Aaron is the pugilist therefore Khorne, and Nick is forever scheming like Tzeentch, then it only follows that April is a follower of grandpappy Nurgle. Explains the smell.
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Then which one is Malal, the forgotten fifth chaos god who got tut-tutted into the wastebasket of official lore? Don't tell me it's the cokedaughter that Nick wants us to forget about, because I don't think I could take that.
 
PrestonHolt said:
Im surpirsied Nick didnt presented note from Dr Steve-o to justify his 2 missing drug testing
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Because 'Flaming Homosexuality and Gay Obsession' is not a medical diagnosis--it is a psychological one.

Sneed Force One said:
I'd like to know what contrived "reason" Nick and Melton were supposedly unable to request an continuance until the stroke of midnight.
You can tell Moody thinks Nick is a faggot, but because the doctrine of AARON BAD, he can't publicly break rank.
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Unironically, I think Nick would go with 'He is busy'. It is his perennial excuse du jour and 'muh keeds' is just a specific extension of it. He always talked about how 'busy' he was with family and business that he could not manage his life of schedule.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
:really: "'Succubus' and 'Sex Demon' are code for my wife, you need to arrest him!"
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RaptInPlastic said:
if it's pugilist, valkyrie and chaos it won't be slaanesh it will be something equally retarded and literally gay. I am still horrified imagining a naked skeletal Rekieta badgering and cornering a cringing Aaron to force him to listen to the love poetry he wrote about him.
Fucking hell that is dire.
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I would go with 'Princess' as a guess, or something theatre-related.
 
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